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He who rejects change is the architect of decay. ...
by Harold Wilson

He who rejects change is the architect of decay.
- Harold Wilson

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body
treats a strange protein; it rejects it.
- Peter Medawar

Man must evolve for all human conflict,
a method which rejects
revenge, aggression and retaliation.
The foundation of such a method is love.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

A young man who does not have what
it takes to perform military service
is not likely to have what
it takes to make a living.
Today's military rejects include
tomorrow's hard-core unemployed.
- John F. Kennedy


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Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits
and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand

We must become the change we wish to see in the world.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Give a man one rabbit, and he will eat for a day;
give a man two rabbits, and he will
feed his family and his neighbors
and return you 64,768 rabbits in change.
- Anonymous


 

I don't believe in the after life,
although I am bringing a change of underwear.
- Woody Allen

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
- Albert Einstein

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
- George Carlin

Tradition is the illusion of permanence.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

If the facts don't fit the theory,
change the facts.
- Albert Einstein

Goes the song, "we change, we change."
But the music is still mine.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

We must be the change we wish to see.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance
and hypocritical humility.
I chose the former and have seen no reason to change.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

If you want to make enemies,
try to change something.
- Woodrow Wilson

Life's a bitch... and then you change your attitude.
- Jennifer Unlimited

Lord, where we are wrong,
make us willing to change;
where we are right,
make us easy to live with.
- Peter Marshall

No one is in control of your happiness but you;
therefore, you have the power to change anything
about yourself or your life that you want to change.
- Barbara De Angelis

The mind has exactly the same power as the hands:
not merely to grasp the world, but to change it.
- Colin Wilson

Other people do not have to change
for us to experience peace of mind.
- Gerald Jampolsky

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind
and won't change the subject.
- Winston Churchill

God grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change;
the courage to change the things I can;
and the wisdom to know the difference.
- Reinhold Niebuhr (Serenity Prayer)

Change of any sort requires courage.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

If you don't like something, change it,
If you can't change it, change your attitude
- Maya Angelou

The world moves, and ideas that were
once good are not always good.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Change what you see,
by changing how you see.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Hardly a man in the world has an opinion
upon morals, political, or religion
which he got otherwise than
through his associations and sympathies.
- Mark Twain

Change always comes bearing gifts.
- Price Pritchett

I welcome change as a great adventure.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Nothing endures but change.
- Heraclitus

Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau

Without change, there would be no butterflies.
- Anonymous

When you are reluctant to change,
think of the beauty of autumn.
- V. B. Brown

The dream you are living is your creation.
It is your perception of reality that you can change at any time.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Change your thoughts, change your life.
- James Allen

The inherent nature of life is constant change.
To fear change is to fear life itself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If the only tool you have is a hammer,
you tend to see every problem as a nail.
- Abraham Maslow

Change is the essential process of all existence.
- Spock character in Star Trek

I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

You change your life by changing your heart.
- Max Lucado

What old people say you cannot do,
you try and find that you can.
Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau

It is not the strongest of the species that survive,
nor the most intelligent,
but the one most responsive to change.
- Charles Darwin

To improve is to change;
to be perfect is to change often.
- Winston Churchill

The world is perfect. It's a mess.
It has always been a mess.
We are not going to change it.
Our job is to straighten out our own lives.
- Joseph Campbell

Habit is habit,
and not to be flung out of the window by any man,
but coaxed down-stairs a step at a time.
- Mark Twain

Progress is impossible without change,
and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
- George Bernard Shaw

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

The very nature of the world is constant change.
You set a goal and create a plan to achieve it;
then the assumptions on which you
based your plan change - they always do.
The challenge is to retain your goals
while adapting your tactics.
Relax and stay flexible in order to reach
your goals and maintain your happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The most dangerous phrase in the language is,
"We've always done it this way."
- Grace Hopper

The most effective way to cope with change
is to help create it.
- L. W. Lynett

We humans feel an instinctive need to know
what is coming next - what we can count upon.
We fear change - even the most positive change.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Conventional people are roused to fury
by departure from convention,
largely because they regard such departure
as a criticism of themselves.
- Bertrand Russell

We cannot change anything until we accept it.
- Carl Jung

When men are easy in their circumstances,
they are naturally enemies to innovations.
- Joseph Addison

We must let go of the life we have planned,
so as to accept the one that is waiting for us.
- Joseph Campbell

When we blindly adopt a religion,
a political system, a literary dogma,
we become automatons. We cease to grow.
- Anais Nin

If a man can... make a better mousetrap,
the world will make a beaten path to his door.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mankind are more disposed to suffer,
while evils are sufferable,
than to right themselves by abolishing
the forms to which they are accustomed.
- Thomas Jefferson

Constant development is the law of life,
and a man who always tries to maintain his dogmas
in order to appear consistent
drives himself into a false position.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

We see what we ASSUME we will see.
If you believe the world is evil, you will see evil.
If you believe the world is good, you will see good.
To change how life looks, change how you see life -
change your expectations of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The greatest discovery of any generation
is that a human being
can alter his life by
altering his attitude
- William James

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches,
letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights.
- Pauline R. Kezer

Face the facts of being what you are,
for that is what changes what you are.
- Soren Kierkegaard

You can't move so fast that you try to change
the mores faster than people can accept it.
That doesn't mean you do nothing,
but it means that you do the things that
need to be done according to priority.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes,
and not rather a new wearer of clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau

Re-examine all that you have been told...
dismiss that which insults your soul.
- Walt Whitman

I was taught that the way of progress
is neither swift nor easy.
- Marie Curie

Habit and routine have an unbelievable power to waste and destroy.
- Henri de Lubac


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