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Do to others as you would have them do to you. ...
by Luke

Do to others as you would have them do to you.
- Luke 6:31 (the "Golden Rule")

Guide our feet into the way of peace.
- Luke 1:79

He said to them, "Where is your faith?"
And they were afraid, and marveled, saying to one another,
"Who can this be?
For He commands even the winds and water,
and they obey Him!"
- Luke 8:25

Jesus said: "A man was going down from Jerusalem to Jericho,
when he fell into the hands of robbers.
They stripped him of his clothes, beat him
and went away, leaving him half dead.
A priest happened to be going down the same road,
and when he saw the man, he passed by on the other side.
So too, a Levite [religious leader],
when he came to the place and saw him,
passed by on the other side.
But a Samaritan [Samaritans and Jews generally disliked
and were suspicious of each other] came where the man was;
and when he saw him, he took pity on him.
He went to him and bandaged his wounds ... and ...
took him to an inn and took care of him. ...
Jesus [said] "Go and do likewise."
- Luke 10:25-37 (The Parable of the Good Samaritan)


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I have lost friends, some by death ...
others by sheer inability to cross the street.
- Virginia Woolf

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
- Abraham Lincoln

Some days just go to Hell faster than others.
- Mary Anne Radmacher


 

Some cause happiness wherever they go;
others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde

It is far more impressive when others
discover your good qualities without your help.
- Judith Martin

It would be insane for me to
lose sleep over the opinions of others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A question that sometimes drives me hazy:
am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein

Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
- Winston Churchill

As we work to create light for others,
we naturally light our own way.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

One can not reflect in streaming water.
Only those who know internal peace can give it to others.
- Lao Tzu

Appreciate again and again, freshly and naively,
the basic goods of life, with awe,
pleasure, wonder and even ecstasy,
however stale these experiences may have become to others.
- Abraham Maslow

Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted
with the government of himself.
Can he, then be trusted with the government of others?
Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him?
Let history answer this question.
- Thomas Jefferson

He who knows others is wise.
He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

Create happiness for others.
- Dale Carnegie

Our Joy comes from living our own lives simply -
never from demanding that others live simply -
or from ever making any demands whatsoever upon others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Stand Tall, Stand Proud.
Know that you are unique and magnificent.
You do not need the approval of others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Don't Take Anything Personally.
Nothing others do is because of you.
- Miguel Angel Ruiz (don Miguel Ruiz)

The healthy man does not torture others -
generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
- Carl Jung

Once you know yourself as a genuine seeker,
and when your own inner chamber is quite enlightened,
then comes the natural unfoldment of pure love and compassion
and a genuine desire to serve others.
- Rod Stryker

Nothing others do is because of you.
What others say and do is a projection of their own reality.
- don Miguel Ruiz

The unselfish effort to bring cheer to others
will be the beginning of a happier life for ourselves.
- Helen Keller

You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you.
You have to go to them sometimes.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Life becomes harder for us when we live for others,
but it also becomes richer and happier.
- Albert Schweitzer

Fear of something is at the root of hate for others,
and hate within will eventually destroy the hater.
- George Washington Carver

Keep your attention focused entirely
on what is truly your own concern,
and be clear that what belongs to others
is their business and none of yours.
- Epictetus

Take charge of your life!
You are responsible to yourself - not to others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The jealous are troublesome to others,
but a torment to themselves.
- William Penn

Those whom we can love, we can hate;
to others we are indifferent.
- Henry David Thoreau

For to be free is not merely to cast off one's chains,
but to live in a way that respects
and enhances the freedom of others.
- Nelson Mandela

The purpose of human life is to serve,
and to show compassion and the will to help others.
- Albert Schweitzer

If you would convince others,
seem open to conviction yourself.
- Lord Chesterfield

Recovery begins with embracing our pain
and taking the risk to share it with others.
We do this by joining a group
and talking about our pain.
- John Bradshaw

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men
who walked through the huts comforting others,
giving away their last piece of bread...
They offer sufficient proof that everything
can be taken from a man but one thing:
to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances,
to choose one's own way.
- Viktor E. Frankl

Everything that irritates us about others
can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
- Carl Jung

Live life with no regrets and no resentments.
Whatever happened in the past,
forgive yourself and others. Choose love.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I look only to the good qualities of men.
Not being faultless myself,
I won't presume to probe into the faults of others.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live,
it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.
- Oscar Wilde

He who controls others may be powerful,
but he who has mastered himself is mightier still.
- Lao Tzu

Life is an exciting business,
and most exciting when it is lived for others.
- Helen Keller

Appreciation is a wonderful thing.
It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.
- Voltaire

We can't control the impressions others form about us,
and the effort to do so only debases our character.
- Epictetus

Women must try to do things as men have tried.
When they fail their failure must be
but a challenge to others.
- Amelia Earhart

A friend is one who walks in when others walk out
- Walter Winchell

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing,
while others judge us by what we have already done.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Do the best you can. Be proud of your accomplishments -
without comparing yourself to others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Many people allow their need
for other people's approval to control their lives.
They spend their lives worrying about what others think of them.
- Rick Warren

Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings,
so that you shall gain easily what others have labored hard for.
- Socrates

Whoever is happy will make others happy too.
- Anne Frank

Those who are dedicated to a life of wisdom
understand that the impulse to blame
something or someone is foolishness,
that there is nothing to be gained in blaming,
whether it be others or oneself.
- Epictetus

Know that you do not need the approval of others.
You are unique and magnificent. Stand tall, stand proud.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Forgiveness is really a gift to yourself -
have the compassion to forgive others,
and the courage to forgive yourself.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

What others say and do is a projection of their own reality.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Search others for their virtues, thyself for thy vices.
- Benjamin Franklin

The promises we makes to ourselves are the things
that assure us we have the capacity to keep our promises to others.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Many people excuse their own faults
but judge other persons harshly.
We should reverse this attitude
by excusing others' shortcomings
and by harshly examining our own.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

The best political, social, and spiritual work we can do
is to withdraw the projection of our shadow onto others.
- Carl Jung

Example is not the main thing in influencing others.
It is the only thing.
- Albert Schweitzer

The meaning of our self is not to be found
in its separateness from God and others,
but in the ceaseless realization of yoga, of union.
- Rabindranath Tagore

If your actions inspire others to dream more,
learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.
- John Quincy Adams

The more we care for the happiness of others,
the greater is our own sense of well-being.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life
comes from being happy over the good fortune of others.
- Robert A. Heinlein

Remember that nurturing yourself is as important
(if not more so) as nurturing others.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

God gives some more than others
because some accept more than others.
- Ernest Holmes

Let the refining and improving of your own life
keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

As we let our light shine,
we unconsciously give other people
permission to do the same.
As we are liberated from our own fear,
our presence actually liberates others.
- Marianne Williamson

When you find peace within yourself,
you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others.
- Peace Pilgrim

Great minds have purposes others have wishes.
- Washington Irving


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