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Faith can move mountains.
- Anonymous
Here are the opinions on which my facts are based.
- Anonymous
The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous
Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl
could want in her life, except for good taste in men.
- Anonymous
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Everyone should have at least two friends -
one to talk to and one to talk about.
- Anonymous
When everything comes your way
you're in the wrong lane.
- Anonymous
(Groom), take (Bride)'s hand and place your hand over hers.
Now, remember this moment and cherish it...
because this will be the last time you ever have the upper hand.
- Anonymous
The four most important words in any marriage...
"I'll do the dishes."
- Anonymous
Give a man one rabbit, and he will eat for a day;
give a man two rabbits, and he will
feed his family and his neighbors
and return you 64,768 rabbits in change.
- Anonymous
Half the people you know are below average.
- Anonymous
If at first you don't succeed,
skydiving is not for you.
- Anonymous
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- Anonymous
Confucius might have said:
Once frightened, twice smelly in armpit.
- Anonymous humor
He early on let her know who is the boss.
He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."
- Anonymous humor
He who marries for love without money
has good nights and sorry days.
- Anonymous
Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
- Anonymous
They have come up with a perfect understanding.
He won't try to run her life,
and he won't try to run his, either.
- Anonymous
A honeymoon should be like a table:
four bare legs and no drawers.
- Anonymous
Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable.
- Anonymous
If everything seems to be going well,
you have obviously overlooked something.
- Anonymous
A lifelong friend is someone
you haven't borrowed money from yet.
- Anonymous
Hang tough... big girl panties today.
- Anonymous humor
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
- Arabic Proverb and Chinese Proverb
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother
why the bride changed her mind.
What do you mean? responded her mother.
Well, she went down the aisle with one man,
and came back with another.
- Anonymous
Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.
- Anonymous
Life is uncertain; always eat dessert first.
- Anonymous
Love is what makes two people
sit in the middle of a park bench
when there is plenty of room at both ends.
- Anonymous
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.
- Anonymous
Join the army. Visit strange and exotic places.
Meet fascinating people. And kill them.
- Anonymous
Chanting OM is sort of like MOOing backward.
- Anonymous
The light at the end of the tunnel
may be an oncoming train.
- Anonymous
The early bird gets the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- Anonymous
A meowing cat can't catch mice.
- Yiddish Proverb
INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
- Anonymous
When life gets you down -
just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
- Anonymous humor
Heaven must be an awfully dull place
if your best friends end up elsewhere.
- Anonymous
I love my attitude problem.
- Anonymous
God doesn't make junk.
- Anonymous
I know that God made the whole world in 4004 BC.
I know because my preacher told me. He's a good man.
He's even saving up all the money we give him
to go to bible college someday.
- Anonymous Humor
The most difficult phase of life
is not when no one understands you,
it is when you don't understand yourself.
- Anonymous
Computers happen.
- Anonymous
Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.
- Anonymous
Love is loving what your lover loves.
- Anonymous
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
- Anonymous
Without change, there would be no butterflies.
- Anonymous
Everything is a miracle,
not just the beautiful and lovely things.
- Anonymous
Love me when I least deserve it,
because that's when I really need it.
- Swedish Proverb
Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
love leaves a memory no one can steal.
- From a headstone in Ireland
This day I will marry my friend,
the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love.
- Anonymous
A bird does not sing because it has an answer.
It sings because it has a song.
- Chinese Proverb
Anger is like a thorn in the heart.
- Yiddish Proverb
Just when the caterpillar thought
the world was over, it became a butterfly.
- Anonymous
Happiness is a choice.
- Anonymous
Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
- Anonymous
A man too busy to take care of his health is like
a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.
- Spanish Proverb
Carpe Diem (Seize the day)
- Latin Proverb
I've learned that you should always
leave loved ones with loving words.
It may be the last time you see them.
- Anonymous
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.
- Anonymous
A good-bye is never painful unless
you're never going to say hello again.
- Anonymous
Everything you say and do,
is a reflection of the inner you.
- Anonymous
Experience is a hard teacher.
She gives the test first
and the lessons afterwards.
- Anonymous
Follow your own star.
- Anonymous
The best way to gain self-confidence
is to do what you are afraid to do.
- Anonymous
The man who can't dance thinks the band is no good.
- Polish Proverb
Every goodbye is the birth of a memory.
- Dutch Proverb
Adversity introduces a man to himself.
- Anonymous
Happiness is a state of mind.
- Anonymous
Envy breeds hate.
- Yiddish Proverb
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
- Anonymous
Life's a game, all you have to do is know how to play it.
- Anonymous
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