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In your brother is The Light.
See him as sinless,
and there can be no fear in you.
- A Course In Miracles
Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love.
The real miracle is the love that inspires them.
In this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
- A Course in Miracles 
Your task is not to seek for love,
but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself
that you have built against it.
- A Course In Miracles (commonly misattributed to Rumi)
Seek not outside yourself.
- A Course in Miracles
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The world you see has nothing to do with reality.
It is of your own making and does not exist.
- A Course In Miracles
There are many answers you have received
but have not yet heard.
- A Course In Miracles
Forgiveness is the key to happiness.
- A Course In Miracles
The ego lives by comparisons...
The ego cannot survive without judgment.
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Would you rather be right or happy?
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When any situation arises which tempts you to become disturbed,
say: "There is another way of looking at this."
- A Course In Miracles
My happiness depends on me.
- A Course in Miracles
Do you prefer that you be right or happy?
- A Course in Miracles
Every loving thought is true.
Everything else is an appeal for healing and help,
regardless of the form it takes.
- A Course In Miracles
You cannot be totally committed sometimes.
- A Course In Miracles
I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner
Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes
in the hope of pulling out an eel.
- Leonardo da Vinci
Crazy is walking down the street
with half a cantaloupe on your head,
muttering; "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster."
- the movie Spy Hard (1996)
It's not the men in your life that counts,
it's the life in your men.
- Mae West, in the movie I'm No Angel
The key is, to not think of death as an end,
but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses.
- the movie Love and Death
Look your best - who said love is blind?
- Mae West
Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl
could want in her life, except for good taste in men.
- Anonymous
Now, if you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if you could lower your wand.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
- Albert Einstein
Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands?
And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.
- John Lennon
A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend -
and he's a priest.
- Erma Bombeck
When your friends begin to flatter
you on how young you look,
it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
There's no reason to become alarmed,
and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight.
By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
- the movie Airplane!
New Yorkers love it when you spill your guts out there.
Spill your guts at Wimbledon and they make you stop and clean it up.
- Jimmy Carter
To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the wedding cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Ogden Nash
Always forgive your enemies -
nothing annoys them so much.
- Oscar Wilde
When everything comes your way
you're in the wrong lane.
- Anonymous
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
- Mark Twain
Fasten your safety belts, clench your buttocks!
It's going be a bumpy ride!
- the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
It is a truth universally acknowledged that
when one part of your life starts going okay,
another falls spectacularly to pieces.
- the movie Bridget Jones Diary
(Groom), take (Bride)'s hand and place your hand over hers.
Now, remember this moment and cherish it...
because this will be the last time you ever have the upper hand.
- Anonymous
Why wait until you're dead,
when you can create your own Hell right here and now.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Choose to soar. Choose to fly your dreams.
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Don't underestimate your abilities,
that's your boss's job.
- Anonymous
Let your sympathies and your compassion
be always with the under dog in the fight -
this is magnanimity;
but bet on the other one - this is business.
- Mark Twain
A wedding is just like a funeral
except that you get to smell your own flowers.
- Grace Hansen
This is serious, get out your magic wand.
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You can always tell when a man's well informed.
His views are pretty much like your own.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Do not use a hatchet to remove
a fly from your friend's forehead.
- Chinese Proverb
God Loves an Open Mind, Clean Hands, and a Loving Heart.
So does Your Mother.
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Life is serious, get out your magic wand.
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Oh, you weak, beautiful people
who give up with such grace.
What you need is someone to take hold of you -
gently, with love, and hand your life back to you.
- Tennessee Williams
Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition,
is not only a waste of energy
but the worst habit you could possibly have.
- Dale Carnegie
Life's a bitch... and then you change your attitude.
- Jennifer Unlimited
"Appeasement" is the policy of feeding your friends to a crocodile,
one at a time, in hopes that the crocodile will eat you last.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
You can safely assume that you've
created God in your own image
when it turns out that God hates
all the same people you do.
- Anne Lamott
The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper
is that your guests are so pleased
to feel how very much better they are.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
As you awaken,
may your dreams greet you by name,
and may you answer, "Yes!"
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Powerful Dreams Inspire Powerful Action.
When you can taste, smell, and touch your dreams,
you can enroll the world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask "Why me?"
Then a voice answers "Nothing personal,
your name just happened to come up. -
- Charlie Brown, in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
- the movie The Godfather, Part II
You know your god is man-made when he
hates all the same people you do.
- Anonymous
Though I am a servant, I am not your servant.
- Ursula K. Le Guin
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand,
you'll find one at the end of your arm.
- Audrey Hepburn
Love is loving what your lover loves.
- Anonymous
Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig.
- Mark Twain
Except in cases of necessity, which are rare,
leave your friend to learn
unpleasant things from his enemies;
they are ready enough to tell them.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Until you've lost your reputation,
you never realize what a burden it was.
- Margaret Mitchell
True love comes quietly,
without banners or flashing lights.
If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
- Erich Segal
It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job:
it's a depression when you lose yours.
- Harry S. Truman
Just remember, after they foreclose on your mortgage,
you get a lot more sunshine in your life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A true friend is one who
overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
- Doug Larson
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes
when they're not so good,
and sympathizes with your problems
when they're not so bad.
- Arnold H. Glasgow
Vengeance: "It's your fault; you must pay; you must bleed."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
- Babe Ruth
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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