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Everything has it's own time and place.
by Shelli Thompson

Everything has it's own time and place.
Transformation becomes effortless when we go with the flow.
- Shelli Thompson

Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl
could want in her life, except for good taste in men.
- Anonymous

When everything comes your way
you're in the wrong lane.
- Anonymous

I can resist everything except temptation.
- Oscar Wilde


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One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain

Tip the world over on its side and
everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

I want to thank my parents for everything I am today -
fat, miserable, and paranoid.
- Anonymous


 

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists?
In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
- Woody Allen

Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek

People who think they know everything
are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov

Attitude is everything.
- Charles Swindoll

The simple life is everything Vogue isn't.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I am no longer young enough to know everything.
- Oscar Wilde

If everything seems to be going well,
you have obviously overlooked something.
- Anonymous

The unleashed power of the atom has changed everything
save our modes of thinking
and we thus drift toward unparalleled catastrophe.
- Albert Einstein

Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell [attributed]
(Commissioner, US Patent Office, in 1899)

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything
and the value of nothing.
- Oscar Wilde

I am not young enough to know everything.
- Oscar Wilde

The more he became truly wise,
the more he distrusted everything he knew.
- Voltaire

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
- Phyllis Diller

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
- Woody Allen

Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love.
The real miracle is the love that inspires them.
In this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
- A Course in Miracles

Everything is a miracle,
not just the beautiful and lovely things.
- Anonymous

When I see Spirit in everything, Peace is at hand.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.
- Lao Tzu

Everything has beauty,
but not everyone sees it.
- Confucius

Presence requires an internal alertness
to the all and everything surrounding us.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Imagination decides everything.
- Blaise Pascal

Feeling overwhelmed by apparent demands on our time
is like going to a restaurant,
ordering everything on the menu,
and complaining about indigestion.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I Receive ALL of Life with Thanksgiving -
I have gratitude for EVERYTHING
that has ever occurred to bring me to this moment.
I give thanks for the joys and the sufferings,
the moments of peace and the flashes of anger,
the compassion and the indifference,
the roar of my courage and the cold sweat of my fear.
I accept gratefully the entirety of my past and my present life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I Am One With Spirit and All Creation -
I give thanks for the unity of all creation
and for everything that has brought me to this moment.
I release my entire being to the gentle nurture of Spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Our opportunity is to Soar our Spirit.
To see Light and Joy in everything.
To spread our wings and fly boldly.
To give thanks for rainbows and butterflies -
our symbols of renewal and rebirth.
To offer daily Thanksgiving - for ourselves, our family,
our friends, our community, for the whole world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

So divinely is the world organized that every one of us,
in our place and time, is in balance with everything else.
- Adam Acone

In three words, I can sum up everything
I've learned about life - it goes on.
- Robert Frost

Everything that irritates us about others
can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
- Carl Jung

Everything we say, do, think, and feel
is a product of our personal history
and the collective history of humankind.
Our name for these histories is "prejudice."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Everything we believe is a matter of evolution and history.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is easy enough to be pleasant
When life flows by like a song,
But the man worth while is the one who will smile
When everything goes dead wrong.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Everything you say and do,
is a reflection of the inner you.
- Anonymous

Infinite striving to be the best is man's duty;
it is its own reward.
Everything else is in God's hands.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world,
and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
- Norman Vincent Peale

There is nothing more depressing,
than having everything,
and still feeling sad.
- Janet Jackson

Better learn balance. Balance is key.
Balance good, karate good. Everything good.
Balance bad, better pack up, go home. Understand?
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

For everything I observe or experience,
I create a story - not sometimes, but always.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men
who walked through the huts comforting others,
giving away their last piece of bread...
They offer sufficient proof that everything
can be taken from a man but one thing:
to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances,
to choose one's own way.
- Viktor E. Frankl

Maybe I could have loved you better.
Maybe you should have loved me more.
Maybe our hearts were just next in line.
Maybe everything breaks sometime.
- Jewel

Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man
... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do
every minute of every day. And the invisible man
has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do.
And if you do any of these things,
he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire
and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever,
and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream,
until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you.
He loves you and he needs money.
- George Carlin

I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything,
I still believe that people are really good at heart.
- Anne Frank

Most everything in life is about our
point-of-view rather than any absolute.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Know nothing. For to know nothing is to know everything.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Public sentiment is everything.
With public sentiment, nothing can fail.
Without it, nothing can succeed.
- Abraham Lincoln

What do you take for granted?
It is human nature to take everything for granted -
our companions, our homes,
our electricity, our TVs and computers.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The Master acts without doing, and everything gets done.
- Lao Tzu

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect.
It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.
- Anonymous

Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is.
- Vince Lombardi

Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

When you feel the need to hurry,
remember that everything in life is a CHOICE.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What if we just acted like everything was easy?
- Mary Anne Radmacher

When love and hate are both absent
everything becomes clear and undisguised.
- Osho

Your own body is a manifestation of God,
and if you honor your body everything will change for you
- don Miguel Ruiz

Everything is God
- don Miguel Ruiz

Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart.
- Anne Frank

Everything is not as it appears to be.
- Proverb

There is time for everything when Spirit is my guide.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Everything in Nature contains all the powers of Nature.
Everything is made of one hidden stuff.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Imagination is everything.
It is the preview of life's coming attractions.
- Albert Einstein

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.
- Albert Einstein

Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
- Lewis Carroll

When you are winning a war
almost everything that happens
can be claimed to be right and wise.
- Winston Churchill


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