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Funny Sloppy Quotes
Funny Quotes about Sloppy

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I don't think I could have ever had a career as a pianist
because I never ever wanted to play the notes the way they were written,
I was too sloppy to learn them quite right.
- Jerry Hunt

Those who prefer their English sloppy have only themselves
to thank if the advertisement writer uses his mastery
of the vocabulary and syntax to mislead their weak minds.
- Dorothy L. Sayers

I don't like to look sloppy.
I'm a girly-girl.
- Frances Bean Cobain

Sloppy thinking gets worse over time.
- Jenny Holzer


 

Everyone can get a little sloppy with cash and it's smart to notice.
But what's squeezing you is the big stuff you ladle onto your credit cards.
- Jane Bryant Quinn

I'm against sloppy, emotional thinking.
- Herman Kahn

Things get so sloppy when you're under the influence.
- Tatum O'Neal


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Bob summed it up best when he was on his knees at the end of the night saying,
'Don't trust in Guided By Voices.' You were there;
was the show awful or something? I know it was sloppy,
but they're not really that tight anyway,
but was it embarrassing, was it sad?
- Kim Deal

The professionalism of wire service reporters is constantly
being tested because reporters know that if they're
late or sloppy on a story,
it will show up because the competition is likely to
be not late and not sloppy.
- Bob Greene

I don't make an effort to be sloppy.
I just don't consider a perfect hairdo and a perfect face to be beautiful.
If I had my way I'd dress myself and do my own makeup for magazine shoots.
- Juliette Lewis

When I drank, I had a very different attitude towards my playing.
It was sloppier but I kind of liked it that way.
It was like the alcohol was telling my mind what to do.
- Mick Mars

Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
- William Safire

The greatest job I ever had was working on my family farm.
Each morning my father would come into my bedroom around
4:30 am and command me to get up and work the fields.
I would spend the next two hours before school slopping
pigs and cropping tobacco.
- Armstrong Williams

When life is like a slippery downhill slope,
go skiing and scream Whee... all the way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There is no "slippery slope" toward loss of liberties,
only a long staircase where each step downward must
first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.
- Alan K. Simpson

As the work proceeded we found that the western end
of the cutting receded under the slope of the rock,
and thus was partly roofed over by the overhanging rock.
- Howard Carter

Once you put human life in human hands,
you have started on a slippery slope that knows no boundaries.
- Leon Kass

We just bought this house.
It's too big.
It's like 400,000 square feet, or something.
We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house!
It's just too big.
- Adam Sandler

The safest road to hell is the gradual one -
the gentle slope,
soft underfoot, without sudden turnings,
without milestones, without signposts.
- C. S. Lewis

When I see a slippery slope, my instinct is to build a terrace.
- John McCarthy

I walked along that slippery slope where if you fail through lack of faith,
you sell your soul to the devil.
- Michelle Shocked

Very good coaches for ski jumpers stand at the top
of the slope and watch the jumpers prepare,
rather than standing at the bottom and watching them land.
- Roland Joffe

We can get more energy out of the north slope of Alaska;
we have available the ability to make ourselves less
dependent on those uncertain sources of supply from the Middle East.
And it's important we do that.
- John W. Snow

I wrote a novel about Israelis who live their own lives
on the slope of a volcano.
Near a volcano one still falls in love,
one still gets jealous, one still wants a promotion,
one still gossips.
- Amos Oz

I wish the press were paying more attention to the
erosion of the Constitution and the slippery slope that we're getting into,
by giving up the right of the Congress to talk about
when and how and where we go to war.
- Barbara Lee

The argument has been made in Congress that it is slippery
slope if you allow therapeutic,
what people people are calling therapeutic cloning,
then you will get reproductive cloning.
- David Baltimore

The white spruce forest along the banks is most inspiring,
magnificent here.
Down the terraced slopes and right to the water's edge
on the alluvial soil it stands in ranks.
- Ernest Thompson Seton

And from a poise at this station the plane may swoop down,
at great disadvantage if close to the back of the wave,
at various slopes and directions till it cuts into
the air that is being raised by the face of the following wave,
which again enables it to resume its velocity.
- Lawrence Hargrave

Every one knows how the snow lies in the valleys of the Alps,
forming a plain which slopes gradually downward towards
the outlet Imagine such a valley ten miles across,
with just such a sloping plain, not of snow but of earth.
- Edward Burnett Tylor

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
- Mae West

Be obscure clearly.
- E. B. White

I want to be the white man's brother, not his brother-in-law.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

I wish you a magical white rabbit kind of day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Keep Searching for the Rabbit-Hole with the Magical White Rabbit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as
it is white is not all that's beautiful.
- Bill Cosby

The most difficult thing in the world
is to know how to do a thing
and to watch somebody else doing it wrong,
without comment.
- Theodore. H. White

Those distractions that turn my attention from
what I thought I was going to do today are not "rat holes";
they are Enchanted Rabbit Holes
with a Magical White Bunny awaiting in each.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

To go against the dominant thinking of your friends,
of most of the people you see every day,
is perhaps the most difficult act of heroism you can perform.
- Theodore H. White

Sometimes we need the fog to remind ourselves
that all of life is not black and white.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Who made the rule that life has to be so serious?
One would think that "life is serious" had been engraved
upon stone tablets to judge from how most lives are lived.
Get a life, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat - dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The Negro needs the white man to free him from his fears.
The white man needs the Negro to free him from his guilt.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League
uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.
- Erma Bombeck

I detest racialism, because I regard it as a barbaric thing,
whether it comes from a black man or a white man.
- Nelson Mandela

When our thoughts - which bring actions -
are filled with hate against anyone, Negro or white,
we are in a living hell.
That is as real as hell will ever be.
- George Washington Carver

I don't think business news is just for old white men with money.
- Neil Cavuto

If you want to make beautiful music,
you must play the black and the white notes together.
- Richard M. Nixon

The politicians were talking themselves red,
white and blue in the face.
- Clare Boothe Luce

Hockey is a sport for white men.
Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
- Tiger Woods

No one has been barred on account of his race
from fighting or dying for America,
there are no white or colored signs
on the foxholes or graveyards of battle.
- John F. Kennedy

Be an Original, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat, dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out
there is white and the best golfer is black.
- Charles Barkley

It is incontestable and deplorable
that Negroes have committed crimes;
but they are derivative crimes.
They are born of the greater crimes of the white society.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

As a little girl I used to daydream about my real father
coming on a white horse to rescue me.
- Christine Keeler

I Find A Magical White Bunny In Every Rabbit Hole.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The snow goose need not bathe to make itself white.
Neither need you do anything but be yourself.
- Lao Tzu

It was a black and white only computer at the time,
but it kept me fascinated.
- Buffy Sainte-Marie

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve
the world and a desire to enjoy the world.
This makes it hard to plan the day.
- E. B. White

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
- Bryan White

The 1st Amendment protects the right to speak,
not the right to spend.
- Byron White

If you make a living, if you earn your own money,
you're free - however free one can be on this planet.
- Theodore White

The flood of money that gushes into politics today
is a pollution of democracy.
- Theodore White

I quit high school on my birthday.
It was my senior year and I didn't see the point.
This was 1962, and I was ready to make music.
- Barry White

You can't get unless you give.
And you have to give without wanting to get.
- Theodore H. White

A vigorous five-mile walk will do more good for an
unhappy but otherwise healthy adult than all the medicine
and psychology in the world.
- Paul Dudley White

Power in America today is control of the means of communication.
- Theodore White

I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel.
- E. B. White

The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.
- E. B. White

Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
- E. B. White

Any appeasement of tyranny is treason.
- William Allen White

Today is my day to practice whimsey,
skip on the beach, and play with the waves,
watch wondrous cloud animals parade my story,
find a magical white bunny down every rabbit hole.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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