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Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.
- Peter De Vries

In love, as in gluttony, pleasure is a matter of the utmost precision.
- Italo Calvino

Our fear of hypocrisy is forcing us to live in a world where gluttons are fine,
so long as they champion gluttony.
- Jonah Goldberg

I think it's important to encourage gluttony in all its formats.
- Lydia Lunch


 

Gluttony is not a secret vice.
- Orson Welles

The flesh endures the storms of the present alone;
the mind,
those of the past and future as well as the present.
Gluttony is a lust of the mind.
- Thomas Hobbes

Not addicted to gluttony or drunkenness,
this people who incur no expense in food or dress,
and whose minds are always bent upon the defence of their country,
and on the means of plunder, are wholly employed in
the care of their horses and furniture.
- Giraldus Cambrensis


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The Bible and several other self help or enlightenment
books cite the Seven Deadly Sins.
They are: pride, greed, lust, envy, wrath,
sloth, and gluttony.
That pretty much covers everything that we do,
that is sinful...
or fun for that matter.
- Dave Mustaine

This is the artist, then, life's hungry man,
the glutton of eternity, beauty's miser,
glory's slave.
- Tom Wolfe

Catholicism is not a soothing religion.
It's a painful religion.
We're all gluttons for punishment.
- Madonna Ciccone

Anti-Catholicism is the anti-Semitism of the intellectual.
- Patrick Buchanan

Show business offers more solid promises than Catholicism.
- John Guare

Well, I think that Catholicism's basic foundation of
faith is personal conscience.
I think it's between you and God, not you and the Church.
- Martin Sheen

I would say that, intellectually, Catholicism had no
more impact on me than did social theory.
- Paul Farmer

If I were going to convert to any religion I would
probably choose Catholicism because it at least has
female saints and the Virgin Mary.
- Margaret Atwood

Catholicism is a wide tent in terms of political and legal positions.
We could have nine Catholics on the Supreme Court and
a great deal of diversity toward the law.
- Cass Sunstein

Again, conventional Catholicism does not much appeal to me.
- Paul Farmer

In a way Australia is like Catholicism.
The company is sometimes questionable and the landscape is grotesque.
But you always come back.
- Thomas Keneally

When she was younger, my mother was quite committed to Roman Catholicism.
But she got disillusioned with it and moved closer
to something like Buddhist beliefs near the end of her life.
- Ralph Fiennes

I suppose you could sum up the religious aspects of
my boyhood by saying it was a time of life when I was
taught the difference between right and wrong as it
specifically applied to Catholicism.
- Robert Vaughn

I had a born-again experience at the age of 33.
As a result of that I found a church where I felt I was being fed properly.
I don't say that as a reflection on Catholicism.
But once I was born again, I got an evangelical spirit.
- Bill McCartney

When the problems in Northern Ireland started,
it was not a question of Protestantism or Catholicism,
because the Catholic church was the only church at
that time-it was a nationalist conflict.
- Harri Holkeri

My father was never anti-anything in our house.
- Errol Flynn

There is an anti-aging possibility, but it has to come from within.
- Susan Anton

President Obama instituted the most anti-growth,
anti-investment, anti-jobs measures that we have seen in our lifetime.
Now he called his agenda ambitious, I call it reckless.
- Mitt Romney

However, we do not lack anti-terrorist laws.
I do not believe that the recent London bombs were
the result of any deficiencies in our legal system.
- Kenneth Clarke

I've always believed the two best anti-poverty programs are work and marriage.
- James Talent

Anti-Semitism is the rumour about the Jews.
- Theodor Adorno

It seems that the most important thing about Reagan
was his anti-Communism and his reputation as a hawk
who saw the Soviet Union as an 'evil empire.'
- Mikhail Gorbachev

We're not anti-police...
we're anti-police brutality.
- Al Sharpton

As every new breed of virus is conceived,
created and released into the wild, another small change
is made to the anti-virus software to combat the new threat.
- Glenn Turner

I think anti-Semitism is the meal ticket of the organizations that fight it.
- Arthur Hertzberg

In my blood there is no Jewish blood.
In their callous rage, all anti-Semites must hate me now as a Jew.
For that reason I am a true Russian.
- Yevgeny Yevtushenko

There's an unwritten law that you cannot have a Jewish
character in a film who isn't 100 percent perfect,
or you're labeled anti-Semitic.
- Spike Lee

I myself think anti-Semitism is about envy.
- Joseph Epstein

I'm a staunch anti-Castro individual.
- Andy Garcia

Where anti-Semitism persists, the well being of all our people is at risk.
- Paul Sarbanes

More recently, as faith gave way to materialism,
anti-Semitism assumed a secular mode,
harnessing itself to the dominant ideologies of both the Left and the Right.
- Jack Schwartz

Somebody said to me, 'But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.'
That's a huge myth.
John and I literally used to sit down and say,
'Now, let's write a swimming pool.'
- Paul McCartney

Our nation's anti-hunger programs need to be strengthened.
- Jose Serrano

As for me, even though I have been accused of anti-Semitism countless times,
no one has ever heard me make anti-Semitic statements
or engage in anti-Semitic behavior.
- Jean-Marie Le Pen

You are either a Zionist or an anti-Zionist.
- Tom Paulin

My argument has always been that this is not an anti-Bush film,
it's a pro-democracy film.
And if Bush comes out on the wrong side of democracy,
that's his problem.
- John Sayles

With Stewart International Airport located here,
the New Windsor Police Department has an added responsibility
to take anti-terrorism precautions while protecting our area.
- Sue Kelly

I was the first candidate to come out against this war,
spoke at every anti-war march.
- Al Sharpton

In recent years - before the intifada -
there were three or four incidents of anti-Semitism a year,
and that's out of 18 million crimes and violations of the law.
- Jean-Marie Le Pen

I was taught to be anti-Jewish.
- Mercedes McCambridge

No man is as anti-feminist as a really feminine woman.
- Frank O'Connor

Feminism is hated because women are hated.
Anti-feminism is a direct expression of misogyny;
it is the political defense of women hating.
- Andrea Dworkin

Make no mistake: the anti-war voices long for us to
lose any war they cannot prevent.
- Ralph Peters

I find it shameful that in nearly all the universities of Europe,
Palestinian students sponsor and nurture anti-Semitism.
- Oriana Fallaci

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's
disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.
- George Carlin

In other words, for every 10 enemy you kill you bring
on 20 new recruits to their anti-coalition cause then
essentially you are working against yourself.
- John Abizaid

The disappearance of the Jewish state will not mean
the disappearance of anti-Semitism.
- Jack Schwartz

I have been on the same dose of anti-depressants for 15 years,
and my nerves still go up and down in cycles;
but my nerves are cycling at a lower level than they were before.
- Temple Grandin

In France, that let down the barriers more than a hundred years ago,
the feeling of antipathy is still strong enough to
sustain an anti-Jewish political party.
- Franz Boas

There was no reason to label us as anti-Semitic.
- Jean-Marie Le Pen

I've always been supportive of the right of Israel as a state,
and I've always fought against anti-Semitism,
even in my own community.
- Harry Belafonte

One of the chief tasks of any dialogue with the Gentile
world is to prove that the distinction between anti-Semitism
and anti-Zionism is not a distinction at all.
- Abba Eban

And at home in the United States we found continued
and increased persecution,
first of leaders of the Communist Party,
and then of all honest anti-fascists.
- Paul Robeson

This crusade is much more important than the anti-
lynching movement,
because there would be no lynching if it did not start in the schoolroom.
- Carter G. Woodson

As the mainstream media has become increasingly dependent
on advertising revenues for support,
it has become an anti-democratic force in society.
- Robert McChesney

Anti-intellectualism has long been the anti-Semitism of the businessman.
- Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr.

On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet.
- Ted Rall

I am a Colorado native, and, no, I did not vote for
the anti-gay amendment or the same-sex marriage ban,
and I am not a member of a militia.
- Connie Willis

I wouldn't make an anti-American film.
I'm one of the most pro-American foreigners I know.
I love America and Americans.
- Michael Caine

Good guy' or 'bad guy', hero or anti hero;
doesn't matter to me,
what role I play, only the character have something magical.
- Rutger Hauer

Anti-Semitism has no historical, political and certainly
no philosophical origins.
Anti-Semitism is a disease.
- Daniel Barenboim

My own electorate, which I represented for 36 years
as an anti-apartheid politician,
had a considerable number of Jewish voters supporting me throughout my career.
- Helen Suzman

Yet, nearly 6 decades after the Holocaust concluded,
Anti-Semitism still exists as the scourge of the world.
- Eliot Engel

This is not about abortion or the antics.
This is about pro choice versus anti-choice and government
intervention in a woman's personal decisions about her life.
- Kathleen Turner


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