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My son is now an 'entrepreneur.' That's what you're
called when you don't have a job.
- Ted Turner

The link between my experience as an entrepreneur and
that of a politician is all in one word:
freedom.
- Silvio Berlusconi

I've been acting since I was 10.
My dad was an entrepreneur, so I guess something along those lines.
I wouldn't want a 9-5 job.
- Will Estes

That's a tough question; I've been acting since I was 10.
My dad was an entrepreneur, so I guess something along those lines.
I wouldn't want a 9-5 job.
- Will Estes


 

I consider myself an inventor, entrepreneur,
and author.
- Ray Kurzweil

An entrepreneur assumes the risk and is dedicated and
committed to the success of whatever he or she undertakes.
- Victor Kiam

The entrepreneur always searches for change,
responds to it, and exploits it as an opportunity.
- Peter Drucker


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Going into business for yourself, becoming an entrepreneur,
is the modern-day equivalent of pioneering on the old frontier.
- Paula Nelson

Entrepreneurial profit is the expression of the value
of what the entrepreneur contributes to production.
- Joseph A. Schumpeter

The opportunity for an entrepreneur to start a company
from scratch today is abysmal.
- David Geffen

I wanted to be an editor or a journalist,
I wasn't really interested in being an entrepreneur,
but I soon found I had to become an entrepreneur in
order to keep my magazine going.
- Richard Branson

First of all I would make about 80% of the people law-abiding citizens again.
The policy which is carried out now makes every entrepreneur
and businessman a thief against his own will.
- Aleksandr Lebed

When I finished school, I took my entire life savings -
$5,000 -
and invested it in a business.
I was young.
I was inexperienced.
But I was an entrepreneur, and I was proud.
And in six weeks, I was broke.
- Mark Warner

My job involves a lot of different skills now -
I'm as much entrepreneur and management consultant
as anything else these days -
but IA is still my favorite part of the work I do.
- Jesse James Garrett

We will have bigger bureaucracies, bigger labor unions,
and bigger state-run corporations.
It will be harder to be an entrepreneur because of
punitive taxes and regulations.
The rewards of success will be expropriated for the
sake of attaining greater income equality.
- Arthur C. Brooks

There is a lot of interest in the arts,
music, theatre, filmmaking, engineering,
architecture and software design.
I think we have now transitioned the modern-day version
of the entrepreneur into the creative economy.
- John Baldacci

Today's developer is a poor substitute for the committed
entrepreneur of the last century for whom the work
of architecture represented a chance to celebrate the worth of his enterprise.
- Arthur Erickson

Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that
there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity
and are able to turn both to their advantage.
- Niccolo Machiavelli

Most entrepreneurs are merely technicians with an entrepreneurial seizure.
Most entrepreneurs fail because you are working IN
your business rather than ON your business.
- Michael Gerber

Jobs are a priority for every country.
Doing more to improve regulation and help entrepreneurs
is the key to creating jobs -
and more growth.
- Paul Wolfowitz

The Jews had, as a matter of fact, long been all along
the most ingenious entrepreneurs.
It was only our own future that we had never built upon a business basis.
- Theodor Herzl

Accessing capital to start a business can be a daunting process,
especially for entrepreneurs who start out with a great idea,
but have no real familiarity with the business world.
- Gavin Newsom

Health care costs blunt the competitive edge of American entrepreneurs,
from the auto industry to internet start-ups.
- Tom Allen

In embracing change, entrepreneurs ensure social and economic stability.
- George Gilder

Because of the love affair between the American public and the stock market,
it is possible for entrepreneurs, technological visionaries
and inventors of every sort to get financing.
- Ron Chernow

Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible
for almost all the economic growth in the United States.
- Ronald Reagan

Location is the key to most businesses,
and the entrepreneurs typically build their reputation at a particular spot.
- Phyllis Schlafly

Governments are not running the show anymore.
Scumbag Entrepreneurs are, and they have a harsh and ruthless agenda.
- Ralph Steadman

Young entrepreneurs should spend an awful lot of time
thinking about what they want to go into.
- John Kluge

Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.
- David Brenner

Entrepreneurs are risk takers, willing to roll the
dice with their money or reputation on the line in
support of an idea or enterprise.
They willingly assume responsibility for the success
or failure of a venture and are answerable for all its facets.
- Victor Kiam

Closing the gap for women entrepreneurs should be a
priority for the federal government -
and yet the Small Business Administration has failed
in their promise to women business owners.
- Ruben Hinojosa

For most of the 20th century, we didn't just enjoy
economic success in Michigan,
we defined it.
Our innovators and entrepreneurs created the world's
most productive companies,
and our unions made sure that productivity led to broad middle class prosperity.
- Jennifer M. Granholm

Our tax policies, the tax relief and reform we passed in 2003 and 2005,
helped get government out of the way of America's entrepreneurs,
and our unemployment rate is now lower than it was in the 1970s,
the 1980s, and the 1990s.
- Marsha Blackburn

My father, one of the great entrepreneurs and philanthropists of this state,
taught me that capital - monetary or political -
is to be used to benefit others.
I intend to continue that tradition.
- Jon Huntsman, Jr.

Innovation is the specific instrument of entrepreneurship.
The act that endows resources with a new capacity to create wealth.
- Peter Drucker

Nobody talks of entrepreneurship as survival,
but that's exactly what it is and what nurtures creative thinking.
- Anita Roddick

As a political independent, I would gladly vote for
any political party dedicated to limited government and entrepreneurship.
- Arthur C. Brooks

For America's economic future to remain prosperous,
we must encourage pro-growth policies so that we continue
to be the leader in innovation and entrepreneurship.
- John Ensign

Entrepreneurship is the last refuge of the trouble making individual.
- Natalie Clifford Barney

Before Booker T. Washington, we have small business
owners but we do not have a philosopher of black entrepreneurship,
and that's what Washington was.
- Ed Smith

German businessmen are overwhelmed by the high cost of doing business.
Inflexible rules, enforced by a burgeoning bureaucracy,
discourage entrepreneurship.
- Suzanne Fields

One unlikelihood entertained leads a parade of innovation.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Any good music must be an innovation.
- Les Baxter

Local innovation and initiative can help us better
understand how to protect our environment.
- Gale Norton

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.
- Steve Jobs

Balance activity with serenity,
wealth with simplicity,
persistence with innovation,
community with solitude,
familiarity with adventure,
constancy with change,
leading with following.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Innovation is the whim of an elite before it becomes a need of the public.
- Ludwig von Mises

Learning and innovation go hand in hand.
The arrogance of success is to think that what you
did yesterday will be sufficient for tomorrow.
- William Pollard

We need innovation in education and dedication to the task before us.
- Alan Autry

So many cartoonists draw the same year after year.
When they find a style, they stick with it.
They don't mess with innovation, and they become boring.
- Pat Oliphant

The recipe for success is a tried and true one here in Rhode Island -
innovation,
reform, public service.
- Donald L. Carcieri

A spirit of innovation is generally the result of a
selfish temper and confined views.
People will not look forward to posterity,
who never look backward to their ancestors.
- Edmund Burke

You can't suppress creativity, you can't suppress innovation.
- James Daly

If you look at the history of the American capital market,
there's probably no innovation more important than
the idea of generally accepted accountancy principles.
- Lawrence Summers

I am not that concerned that innovation in some large
scale sense will suddenly and abruptly shift from one
part of the world to another.
- Craig Mundie

Nearly all of the advances in structural and aesthetic
innovation is coming from abroad.
- Arthur Erickson

An innovation is one of those things that society looks at and says,
if we make this part of the way we live and work,
it will change the way we live and work.
- Dean Kamen

My innovation involved taking an idea from the telecommunications and banking industries,
and applying that idea to transportation business.
- Frederick W. Smith

Measures of self-government and a school council,
especially for such young children, were a great innovation.
- Dora Russell

I think that somebody with the resources and innovation
and the idea is going to come out of nowhere and come
up with a successful space travel program.
- Kevin J. Anderson

Art begins in imitation and ends in innovation.
- Mason Cooley

Fight piracy; don't squash innovation.
- Joe Krauss

Oklahomans value our children and our seniors.
Oklahomans value traditions of faith.
Oklahomans value our heroes, our veterans.
Oklahomans value innovation and the creative arts.
- Brad Henry

In some cases, inventions prohibit innovation because
we're so caught up in playing with the technology,
we forget about the fact that it was supposed to be important.
- Dean Kamen

Technological innovation is indeed important to economic
growth and the enhancement of human possibilities.
- Leon Kass

Without tradition, art is a
flock of sheep without a shepherd.
Without innovation, it is a corpse.
- Winston Churchill

We should favor innovation and freedom over regulation.
- George Allen

Microsoft is not about greed.
It's about innovation and fairness.
- Bill Gates

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success are concentration,
discrimination, organization, innovation and communication.
- Michael Faraday

And then you take a look at Spaces, there is this great
innovation that came out of nowhere.
We have the number one blogging site in the world because
of the innovation that's there.
- Steve Ballmer


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