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Rachel Hunter Quotes
Funny Quotes by Rachel Hunter

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I'm very girly.
I love to talk about diets, exercise,
kids, make-up.
- Rachel Hunter

The fidelity question is difficult for me.
Society has made us believe we're supposed to be monogamous
when we're not killer whales,
or whatever the monogamous species is.
- Rachel Hunter

Rod has such a wicked sense of humour.
I loved him very much.
- Rachel Hunter

Sometimes I think I am still that 5-year-old girl playing
with her dogs in the yard.
That's how I see myself.
- Rachel Hunter


 

It was all about flying round the world,
working hard, being on the cover of Vogue,
making money.
It wasn't fun.
It was exhausting, but I was young and convinced I knew best.
- Rachel Hunter

Men act out like they're horrified by marriage,
but when they find the woman of their dreams,
they love it.
- Rachel Hunter

I love men.
They are intelligent and sensitive, but there's also
that hard-edged arrogant side,
which is just so attractive.
- Rachel Hunter


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There's a side of me that dislikes feminism.
I think we surrendered something and women were unable
to reveal any kind of vulnerability.
- Rachel Hunter

Once I was chased by the king of all scorpions.
I have the most notorious animal stories.
- Rachel Hunter

I'm a dreadful romantic.
No matter what I go through in life,
I want to fall in love with a man.
- Rachel Hunter

Because I've been on the receiving end of infidelity,
I know how much it hurts.
- Rachel Hunter

I'd like to open an animal orphanage in Kenya.
I do a lot of work for Born Free.
- Rachel Hunter

My dad was very fun and very adventurous,
and from a formative age I learned to value men who
would do things on a whim.
- Rachel Hunter

I went out with this boy on the proviso that he didn't
tell anybody we were together.
The idiot didn't keep his mouth shut.
I dumped him.
I never went out with a boy from school again.
- Rachel Hunter

I don't like to look sloppy.
I'm a girly-girl.
- Frances Bean Cobain

I've always been a very outdoors sort of girl.
I'm more a tomboy than a girly girl.
- Yvonne Strahovski

When I found out I got this job, I cried,
of course - I'm a girly-girl - and then I called my dad,
and he cried, too.
On so many levels, this is a thrill for me.
- Lisa Guerrero

I love pink, it's so girly!
- Ashley Tisdale

If Michael Steele doesn't make you sad,
well, then there's radio host Rush Limbaugh,
no longer content with wanting the President to fail,
Rush is now calling out Mr. Obama as a girly man.
- David Shuster

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz PHOTO

Life is like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute -
only the last couple seconds are fatal,
but most people are scared to death the whole way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Yesterday is like a dung heap;
you can complain about the smell,
or you can use it to fertilize tomorrow's garden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain

If I had known what it would be like to have it all -
I might have been willing to settle for less.
- Lily Tomlin

A honeymoon should be like a table:
four bare legs and no drawers.
- Anonymous

I like marriage.
The idea.
- Toni Morrison

I like children - fried.
- W. C. Fields

A relationship, I think, is like a shark.
You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall (1977)

It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!
- the movie Shrek 2 (2004)

I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed ma hair.
- the movie The Cabin in the Cotton

Love is like an hourglass,
with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
- Jules Renard

Personally, I'm always ready to learn,
although I do not always like being taught.
- Winston Churchill

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell -
you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter
quite like unrequited love.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts comic

I think you're the opposite of a paranoid.
I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

It's cookies, he smells like cookies,
and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat.
- the movie Michael

Men always want to be a woman's first love -
women like to be a man's last romance.
- Oscar Wilde

When you are courting a nice girl
an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder
a second seems like an hour.
That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein

Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- Fred Allen

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.
- Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
- H. L. Mencken

A man's friendships are, like his will,
invalidated by marriage -
but they are also no less invalidated
by the marriage of his friends.
- Samuel Butler

I'm not used to feeling so human.
Is it always like this?
- Edward, from Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender,
but you don't have a top for it.
- Jerry Seinfeld

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes
in the hope of pulling out an eel.
- Leonardo da Vinci

Husbands should be like Kleenex:
soft, strong, and disposable.
- the movie Clue (1985)

Life's like Vegas. You're up, you're down,
but in the end the house always wins.
Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.
- Anonymous

Too many people spend money they haven't earned,
to buy things they don't want,
to impress people they don't like.
- Will Rogers

Technological progress is like an axe
in the hands of a pathological criminal.
- Albert Einstein

There is so much that must be done
in a civilized barbarism like war.
- Amelia Earhart

I don't like to think of laws
as rules you have to follow,
but more as suggestions.
- George Carlin

Being a leader is like being a lady,
if you have to go around telling people you are one, you aren't.
- Margaret Thatcher

I want a girl just like good old mom,
who is different in every way.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I like a man who grins when he fights.
- Winston Churchill

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water.
After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
- Minnie Pearl

When life is like a slippery downhill slope,
go skiing and scream Whee... all the way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A wedding is just like a funeral
except that you get to smell your own flowers.
- Grace Hansen

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
- Groucho Marx

I have spent many years of my life in opposition,
and I rather like the role.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

You can always tell when a man's well informed.
His views are pretty much like your own.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
- Albert Schweitzer

Computers are like Old Testament gods;
lots of rules and no mercy.
- Joseph Campbell

Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Chanting OM is sort of like MOOing backward.
- Anonymous

Life is like a sewer...
what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
- Tom Lehrer

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older,
I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
- Bill Cosby

Advice is seldom welcome,
and those who need it the most, like it the least.
- Lord Chesterfield

Twinkle, twinkle little bat
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly,
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
- Lewis Carroll

Politics is like football; if you see daylight, go through the hole.
- John F. Kennedy


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