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Guy Pearce Quotes
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A lot of people are going to hate me for saying this,
but one of my least favorite kinds of music,
or the kind of music that I feel I've so got out of my system,
is musicals music.
- Guy Pearce

Doing that hunt scene was really quite demanding.
I actually broke a rib during that scene.
And then all the scenes after that became quite challenging,
just breathing and laughing.
- Guy Pearce

I'll have a different answer tomorrow that I do today.
- Guy Pearce

When I go to a movie, I'm always thrilled if I've seen
an actor do something and I didn't realize until the
end of the movie that that was that person.
I love that.
- Guy Pearce


 

I grew up doing musicals.
I've done so many musicals in my life,
I kind of got them out of my system.
But, I certainly would be open to them.
Rocky Horror Show is a big favorite of mine.
- Guy Pearce

I always look at films as real stories with real people in real situations.
That's why I struggle with the whole notion of calling
someone the 'good guy' or the 'bad guy,'
because I think we all have potential to do good things
and all have the potential to do bad things.
- Guy Pearce

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
- Groucho Marx


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Still, things could be a lot worse.
Oh, that's right... I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't.
- the movie Megamind (2010)

In order to be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.
- Helen Rowland

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is,
he's stuck with so many bad actors
who don't know how to play funny.
- Garrison Keillor

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
- Kevin Nealon

Mr. Attlee is a very modest man.
Indeed he has a lot to be modest about.
- Winston Churchill

There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world,
and the worst of it is that half of them are true.
- Winston Churchill

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother
rather than all major credit cards.
- Robert Orben

You can observe a lot by just watching.
- Yogi Berra

Procrastination is like a credit card:
it's a lot of fun until you get the bill.
- Christopher Parker

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water.
After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
- Minnie Pearl

A lot of presidential memoirs, they say, are dull and self-serving.
I hope mine is interesting and self-serving.
- William J. Clinton

Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.
- John Lennon

Just remember, after they foreclose on your mortgage,
you get a lot more sunshine in your life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Time goes by a lot slower when you miss the one you love.
- Anonymous

We've got to put a lot of money into changing behavior.
- Bill Gates

I must dedicate my life to teaching my people,
for only education would make their lot less bitter,
their latent power more strong.
- Jimmy Yen

I plant a lot of trees.
I am a great believer in planting things for future generations.
I loathe the now culture where you just live for today.
- Penelope Keith

I know a lot of people think I'm dumb.
Well, at least I ain't no educated fool.
- Leon Spinks

I grew up in a big family with a lot of kids around,
and I definitely want to have children as well.
- Heidi Klum

I'm afraid I talk a lot, too much, perhaps.
I should have been a lawyer or a college professor or a windy politician,
though I'm glad I am not any of these.
- Tom Glazer

It seems that every time mankind is given a lot of energy,
we go out and wreck something with it.
- David R. Brower

I have a lot of very close girlfriends and sisters -
I'm from an all female family.
My father often quips that even the cat was neutered!
- Shirley Manson

Just in terms of allocation of time resources,
religion is not very efficient.
There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.
- Bill Gates

So my father was a person who never lied to me.
If I had a question, he answered it.
I knew a lot of things at a young age because I was intrigued.
- Nick Cannon

I'm a '70s mom, and my daughter is a '90s mom.
I know a lot of women my age who are real computer freaks.
- Florence Henderson

Building technical systems involves a lot of hard work
and specialized knowledge:
languages and protocols,
coding and debugging, testing and refactoring.
- Jesse James Garrett

You can make a lot of money in this game.
Just ask my ex-wives.
Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
- Lee Trevino

It takes a lot of work to put together a marriage,
to put together a family and a home.
- Elizabeth Edwards

Well tended garden is better than a neglected wood lot.
- Dixie Lee Ray

The best morale exist when you never hear the word mentioned.
When you hear a lot of talk about it, it's usually lousy.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

The big difference between sex for money and sex for
free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
- Brendan Behan

Don't judge me.
I made a lot of money.
- Samantha Bee

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
- Erma Bombeck

If I could only have one type of food with me,
I would bring soy sauce.
The reason being that if I have soy sauce,
I can flavor a lot of things.
- Martin Yan

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club,
they'd starve to death.
- Sam Snead

I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health.
I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
- Zach Braff

Growing up, I didn't have a lot of toys,
and personal entertainment depended on individual ingenuity and imagination -
think up a story and go live it for an afternoon.
- Terry Brooks

I've had two proposals since I've been a widow.
I am a wonderful catch, you know.
I have a lot of money.
- Ruth Rendell

Anyone who proposes to do good
must not expect people to roll stones out of his way,
but must accept his lot calmly,
even if they roll a few stones upon it.
- Albert Schweitzer

If you just watch a teenager, you see a lot of uncertainty.
- Jamie Lee Curtis

As athletes, we're used to reacting quickly.
Here, it's 'come, stop, come, stop.' There's a lot of downtime.
That's the toughest part of the day.
- Michael Jordan

For a lot of people, the weekly paycheck is 'take-home
pay' because home is the only place they can afford to go with it.
- Charles A. Jaffe

It's easy to make a buck.
It's a lot tougher to make a difference.
- Tom Brokaw

If people are good only because they
fear punishment, and hope for reward,
then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- Albert Einstein

Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos
taste a hell of a lot better.
- Robert Redford

My experiences have taught me a lot and I'm happy with my learnings,
if not with what I went through to learn.
- Ally Sheedy

It was an honor and privilege to arrive to this country
16 years ago with almost no money in my pocket.
A lot has happened since then.
- Antonio Banderas

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
- Joey Adams

When I was a teenager, I read a lot of Poe.
- Dario Argento

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot
of money even to be defeated.
- Will Rogers

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things,
but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
- Andy Rooney

Love interrupts, if you like,
the consequences of your actions,
which in my case is very good news indeed,
because I've done a lot of stupid stuff.
- Bono

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad
that we don't have a system where the losing team has
to pay the winning team's lawyers.
- Carol Burnett

A lot of people get impatient with the pace of change.
- James Levine

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club.
You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
- Erma Bombeck

A lot of people are afraid of heights.
Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
- Steven Wright

There's a lot of people in this world who spend so
much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.
- Josh Billings

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper.
About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer
is garbage that no one ever reads.
- Andy Rooney

Women have a lot to say about how to advance women's rights,
and governments need to learn from that,
listen to the movement and respond.
- Charlotte Bunch

You may think the president is all-powerful,
but he is not.
He needs a lot of guidance from the Lord.
- Barbara Bush

Choose! If it's worth doing, do it today.
If it's not worth doing today, save yourself a lot
of worry and regret by choosing to permanently
erase it from your to-do list.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I love spaghetti and meatballs...
I eat a lot.
- Susan Lucci

The cars we drive say a lot about us.
- Alexandra Paul

We all have dreams.
But in order to make dreams come into reality,
it takes an awful lot of determination,
dedication, self-discipline, and effort.
- Jesse Owens


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