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Grey DeLisle Quotes
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Somehow, it seems that the sadder a song is,
the happier I feel.
The release of emotions that many would label as "negative"
is actually a liberating process for me.
- Grey DeLisle

Many thanks for all of the love and good wishes sent
our way from my friends out there in cartoon land...
the only place where a nine month pregnant woman can
still play a hot goth chick in a belly shirt!
- Grey DeLisle

I was always talking in weird voices from the time I was two.
I guess I just found a way to keep doing it!
I did get a degree in theater and took some voice-over classes...
but most of it is just the same stuff I was doing as a kid!
- Grey DeLisle

I hardly ever watch my own work.
I just end up picking myself apart!
I can't even stand to hear myself on voicemail.
the sound of my own voice is like nails on a chalkboard.
The same goes for my records.
- Grey DeLisle


 

I feel like my music is just an extension of my acting.
I treat the songs like scenes that tell a story...
it's very similar.
My favorite thing is when cartoon fans show up to my live gigs!
They are always the most kick-butt audience members
'cause they're not trying to act all cool like a lot of the music fans do!
It's refreshing!!
- Grey DeLisle

Trees and plants always look like the people they live with,
somehow.
- Zora Neale Hurston

All teenagers have this desire to somehow run away.
- Joan Chen


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Love is missing someone whenever you're apart,
but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.
- Kay Knudsen

We must be ready to learn from one another,
not claiming that we alone possess all truth
and that somehow we have a corner on God.
- Archbishop Desmond Tutu

I just like movies that somehow expose the world in
a way that's different than you imagine it.
- Alex Winter

I think that somehow, we learn who we really are
and then live with that decision.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition -
they somehow already know what you truly want to become.
- Steve Jobs

We had a booming stock market in 1929 and then went
into the world's greatest depression.
We have a booming stock market in 1999.
Will the bubble somehow burst, and then we enter depression? Well,
some things are not different.
- Jeffrey Sachs

I had met a young lady who wanted to be in the theater.
It was Judy Holliday.
She had somehow fallen down the steps of the Village Vanguard,
which still exists today.
- Adolph Green

It hurts the spirit, somehow, to read the word environments,
when the plural means that there are so many alternatives
there to be sorted through,
as in a market, and voted on.
- Lewis Thomas

Sometimes Queens' music is dark, but somehow it's ok
to deliver it with a smile on your face because thing's
are still going to kick in.
- Joshua Homme

We always knew when we took on the issue of violence
against women that somehow our opposition would come after us.
- Patricia Ireland

I always felt Jimmy was trapped in Hollywood.
He felt it himself.
He loved aviation so much and he wanted to be able to do more of that.
He somehow just got stuck here.
- Kim Novak

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that
he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
- Helen Rowland

Our difficulties of the moment must always be dealt with somehow,
but our permanent difficulties are difficulties of every moment.
- T. S. Eliot

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit,
or getting parked in the wrong place.
- Helen Rowland

Somehow, the painting soothed him.
It verified his fears.
But it also informed him that fear was wonderful.
- Timothy Findley

I've never really understood that.
It's a funny thing; people sometimes accuse us of condescending
to our characters somehow-that to me is kind of inexplicable.
- Joel Coen

We can certainly go further than cats,
but why should it be that our brains are somehow so
suited to the universe that our brains will be able
to understand the deepest workings?
- Brian Greene

I remember when I was a little boy my father didn't love me;
he couldn't.
He loved my older brother but he couldn't love me somehow,
at least not in a way I could understand it.
- Keith Miller

You get yourself up for it somehow, and your endurance
and the crowd gets you up,
too.
- Janet Jackson

Young people who are just starting out somehow need
to let you know they know how to sing.
- Barbara Cook

Then he took me off Jeannie and he gave me Millie the Model.
That was a big break for me.
It wasn't doing to well and somehow when I got on it became quite successful.
- Dan DeCarlo

Somehow or other I always got myself rigged up in something sensational.
- Norma Shearer

A best-seller was a book which somehow sold well because it was selling well.
- Daniel J. Boorstin

Those artists who say that somehow therapy or analysis
will thwart their creativity are completely misinformed.
It's absolutely the opposite: it opens closed doors.
- Paul Schrader

My parents were very pleased that I was in the army.
The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.
- Barry Humphries

Art to me is a humanitarian act and I believe that
there is a responsibility that art should somehow be able to effect mankind,
to make the word a better place.
- Jeff Koons

Once we have learned to read, meaning of words can
somehow register without consciousness.
- Katherine Mansfield

Al Qaeda is still a threat.
We cannot pretend somehow that because Barack Hussein
Obama got elected as president,
suddenly everything is going to be OK.
- Barack Obama

I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school.
Somehow they just got out of hand.
- Don Adams

Growing up, I fantasized about being a rock musician
and that somehow it would be really easy.
I didn't realize that it's so much work.
- Sean Lennon

Somehow I kept my head above water.
I relied on the discipline, character,
and strength that I had started to develop as that
little girl in her first swimming pool.
- Esther Williams

Certain political figures think when you call them
and ask them for a comment;
that you are somehow doing something that you shouldn't be doing.
- Bob Woodward

What the president announced yesterday,
is that somehow magically, if we just continue to prime
the pump of taxpayer dollars,
we're going to see magically an economic recovery.
- Eric Cantor

I think the darker aspect of my fiction-or anybody's
fiction-is by its very nature somehow easier to talk about.
- Richard Russo

At those times I got into...
I suppose you call it a rut.
I used to do comedy, comedy, comedy and I suddenly
thought I ought to break away from this somehow.
- Val Guest

And because we are, somehow, better than they,
we get to go to heaven and they don't.
Christians will tell you outright that they believe that.
- Neale Donald Walsch

I want to make music that somehow connects to the things
that I love in America music.
- Joanna Newsom

To be willing to sort of die in order to move the reader,
somehow.
Even now I'm scared about how sappy this'll look in print,
saying this.
- David Foster Wallace

Somehow he became certain the he himself possessed
the skills of a hypnotist.
How he reached this judgement, I have no idea,
but never convinced the rest of us.
- Audrey Meadows

Well, when you do something like Rocky which is indefinable somehow,
it always becomes difficult to lose that.
- Richard O'Brien

Life and death.
They are somehow sweetly and beautifully mixed,
but I don't know how.
- Gloria Swanson

Every experience is a paradox in that it means to be absolute,
and yet is relative; in that it somehow always goes
beyond itself and yet never escapes itself.
- T. S. Eliot

There are cultural issues everywhere -
in Bangladesh,
Latin America, Africa, wherever you go.
But somehow when we talk about cultural differences,
we magnify those differences.
- Muhammad Yunus

I think we all have to fight the werewolf within us somehow.
- William Kempe

For somehow this disease inheres in tyranny,
never to trust one's friends.
- Aeschylus

I do like things that are not necessarily a reflection
of what is considered the right thing by this culture.
Somehow, promoting that status quo I find uninteresting.
- Crispin Glover

It's really important for the bass and the drums to somehow blend.
- Mike Gordon

I always admired Stanley Kubrick for the fact that
he managed to beat the system somehow.
I think he kind of had it all figured out.
- Joel Coen

Somehow our devils are never quite what we expect when
we meet them face to face.
- Nelson DeMille

A gourmet meal without a glass of wine just seems tragic to me somehow.
- Kathy Mattea

Somehow I think it was declared very early on that I was the -
if not the black sheep of the family,
not a very good student.
- Dustin Hoffman

My philosophy of life is that if we make up our mind
what we are going to make of our lives,
then work hard toward that goal, we never lose -
somehow we win out.
- Ronald Reagan

Super Troopers is hilarious.
Everybody always thought we somehow -
we did Reno way,
way before any of us had seen Super Troopers.
It sat on the shelf for a couple years.
- Thomas Lennon

I found the offer of a knighthood something that I
couldn't possibly accept.
I found it to be somehow squalid, a knighthood.
There's a relationship to government about knights.
- Harold Pinter

Somehow I took whatever criticism there was very much to heart.
- Dusty Springfield

Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life.
Don't be trapped by dogma -
which is living with the results of other people's thinking.
Don't let the noise of others' opinions
drown out your own inner voice.
And most important, have the courage
to follow your heart and intuition.
They somehow already know what you truly want to become.
Everything else is secondary.
- Steve Jobs

Somehow I wasn't completely crucified by the critics.
I don't know how or why, I probably should've been.
- Leif Garrett

I didn't know anything about writing a screenplay,
but somehow I ended up rewriting a screenplay.
- Kate DiCamillo

If I were doing something that the Bible condemns,
I have two choices.
I can straighten up my act, or I can somehow distort
and twist and change the meaning of the Bible.
- Jerry Falwell

I'm certain that most couples expect to find intimacy in marriage,
but it somehow eludes them.
- James Dobson

I was very young when we got married and I don't know
why it worked out like it did or how I was smart enough
to know that this was the right guy,
but somehow I got lucky.
- Kyra Sedgwick

Heaven have mercy on us all - Presbyterians and Pagans alike -
for we are all somehow dreadfully cracked about the head,
and sadly need mending.
- Herman Melville

When do you know you're insane? And when do you known
you're sane? I think I treat a fine line between the two.
It's a battle to function, but somehow I manage.
- Siobhan Fahey

The study and knowledge of the universe would somehow
be lame and defective were no practical results to follow.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero


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