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Gregor Strasser Quotes
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The important part of the present development is the
anti-capitalist sentiment that is permeating our people.
- Gregor Strasser

The rise of National Socialism is the protest of a
people against a State that denies the right to work.
- Gregor Strasser

If the machinery for distribution in the present economic
system of the world is incapable of properly distributing
the productive wealth of nations,
then that system is false and must be altered.
- Gregor Strasser

"It's not that important,
don't worry about it" is the answer,
now what was the question?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO


 

Smoking kills.
If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
- Brooke Shields

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
- Fran Lebowitz

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
- P. J. O'Rourke


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The four most important words in any marriage...
"I'll do the dishes."
- Anonymous

The most important words in the English language
are not "I love you" but "It's benign."
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

Honesty may be the best policy,
but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination,
dishonesty is the second-best policy.
- George Carlin

Praying is important when you wake up
at two o'clock in the morning
feeling sick from eating something dumb the day before.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

Life is far too important a thing
ever to talk seriously about.
- Oscar Wilde

The most important service rendered
by the press and the magazines
is that of educating people
to approach printed matter with distrust.
- Samuel Butler

Curiosity takes courage.
The most important promises are the ones you make to yourself.
Pay Attention.
Appreciate. Listen. Imagine.
- Mary Anne Radmacher PHOTO

Love is when the other person's happiness
is more important than your own.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr. PHOTO

Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde PHOTO

I'm so glad I never feel important, it does complicate life!
- Eleanor Roosevelt

You have to accept whatever comes
and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage
and with the best that you have to give.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

The important thing is not to stop questioning.
Curiosity has its own reason for existing.
- Albert Einstein

The most important outcome of education
is to help students become independent of formal education.
- Paul E. Gray

A life is not important except in
the impact it has on other lives.
- Jackie Robinson (baseball player)

The greatest and most important problems of life
are all fundamentally insoluble.
They can never be solved but only outgrown.
- Carl Jung

Make Today count. Today - each Today -
is the most important day of your life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The love of family and the admiration of friends is
much more important than wealth and privilege.
- Charles Kuralt

Whatever you do may seem insignificant to you,
but it is most important that you do it.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

An idea that is developed and put into action
is more important than
an idea that exists only as an idea.
- The Buddha

If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you,
down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy
going back to pick it up.
- Tommy Bolt

Most of the important things in the world
have been accomplished by people
who have kept on trying
when there seemed to be no hope at all.
- Dale Carnegie

Money differs from an automobile or mistress in being
equally important to those who have it and those who do not.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

The most important thing about Spaceship Earth -
an instruction book didn't come with it.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Teamwork is so important that it is virtually impossible for you
to reach the heights of your capabilities
or make the money that you want
without becoming very good at it.
- Brian Tracy

Food simply isn't important to me.
- Alice Paul

What's the most important thing in the world? It's love,
and I look at that as an energy, not a sentiment.
- Eddie Albert

All major religious traditions
carry basically the same message,
that is love, compassion and forgiveness.
The important thing is they should
be part of our daily lives.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen.
- Bob Lemon

Some of the most important conversations I've ever
had occurred at my family's dinner table.
- Bob Ehrlich

Make your important choices in life
based on your values and your long-term objectives
rather than on a need for approval.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It's fine to celebrate success
but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure.
- Bill Gates

How different our lives are when we
really know what is deeply important to us,
and keeping that picture in mind,
we manage ourselves each day
to be and to do what really matters most
- Stephen Covey

I believe in the imagination.
What I cannot see is infinitely more important than what I can see.
- Duane Michals

Courage is not the absence of fear,
but rather the judgement that something else
is more important than fear.
- Ambrose Redmoon

Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Knowledge is limited.
Imagination encircles the world.
- Albert Einstein

It is important to our friends to believe that we are
unreservedly frank with them,
and important to friendship that we are not.
- Mignon McLaughlin

The beginning is the most important part of the work.
- Plato

Family is not an important thing, it's everything.
- Michael J. Fox

After you're older, two things are possibly more important than any others:
health and money.
- Helen Gurley Brown

Imagination is more important than knowledge.
- Albert Einstein

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown
is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell

My family is more important than my party.
- Zell Miller

It is important to expect nothing,
to take every experience,
including the negative ones,
as merely steps on the path,
and to proceed.
- Ram Dass

Only a few things are really important.
- Marie Dressler

The most important single ingredient in the formula
of success is knowing how to get along with people.
- Theodore Roosevelt

I think it's really important to design things with a kind of personality.
- Marc Newson

I happen to think that computers are the most important
thing to happen to musicians since the invention of
cat-gut which was a long time ago.
- Robert Moog

Finding some quiet time in your life,
I think, is hugely important.
- Mariel Hemingway

Sometimes in movies, I still have to be the hero,
but it's not all that important to me anymore.
- Dennis Quaid

Truth is certainly a branch of morality
and a very important one to society.
- Thomas Jefferson

Priorities - what's really important -
health, and doing what one wants to do -
it's certainly not money.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The most important quality in a leader is that of being acknowledged as such.
All leaders whose fitness is questioned are clearly lacking in force.
- Andre Maurois

One important key to success is self-confidence.
An important key to self-confidence is preparation.
- Arthur Ashe

Remember that nurturing yourself is as important
(if not more so) as nurturing others.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks,
that we concentrate only
on what is most significant and important.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Inner beauty should be the most important part of improving one's self.
- Priscilla Presley

I believe it is important for people to create a healthy
mental environment in which to accomplish daily tasks.
- Darren L. Johnson

The most important thing a father
can do for his children
is to love their mother.
- Henry Ward Beecher

Important ideas can come from unexpected places.
We tend to label people - Genius, Idiot,
Socialist, Regressive, Wingnut, Revolutionary, Terrorist.
But it is helpful to remind ourselves to be open
to good ideas - whatever their source.
It is equally important to avoid accepting any idea
merely because we respect that person's
other ideas or accomplishments.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The most important political office is that of the private citizen.
- Louis D. Brandeis

It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in.
If you throw on an old T-shirt or sweats,
it's not inspiring for your workout.
- Cheryl Tiegs

I think it's more important to be fit so that you can
be healthy and enjoy activities than it is to have a good body.
- Rachel Blanchard

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks
in building any successful venture.
- Lydia M. Child


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