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Graham Chapman Quotes
Funny Quotes by Graham Chapman

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It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.
- Graham Chapman

Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies,
was one of our staples.
- Graham Chapman

World War II...
did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most.
There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us.
- Graham Chapman

I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.
- Graham Chapman


 

Death can really absorb a person.
Lik most people, I would find it pleasant not to have to go,
but you just accept that it's more or less inevitable.
- Graham Chapman

Stormy in love, stormy in interviews,
breakfast in bed - that's me, love.
- Graham Chapman

There is no cannibalism in the British navy,
absolutely none, and when I say none,
I mean there is a certain amount.
- Graham Chapman


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All ideas come about through some sort of observation.
It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes
a reaction in the other person.
- Graham Chapman

I hope I will have achieved something lasting.
- Graham Chapman

You know, Python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show.
- Graham Chapman

We don't deliberately set out to offend.
Unless we feel it's justified.
- Graham Chapman

Health care does not worry me a great deal.
I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.
- Graham Chapman

When you are courting a nice girl
an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder
a second seems like an hour.
That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein

It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
- Brigitte Bardot

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie"
until you can find a rock.
- Will Rogers

What feeling is so nice as a child's hand in yours? So small,
so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp.
- Marjorie Holmes

I look forward to these confrontations with the press
to kind of balance up the nice and pleasant things
that come to me as president.
- Jimmy Carter

A person who is nice to you,
but rude to the waiter,
is not a nice person.
- Dave Barry

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy

I cried on my 18th birthday.
I thought 17 was such a nice age.
You're young enough to get away with things,
but you're old enough, too.
- Liv Tyler

When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody
celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.
- Gloria Stuart

Like most people I can be lazy, so it's nice to have
a goal or deadline or reason to work out.
I feel better when I get to exercise,
or when I'm outdoors.
I like to hike, swim and run, and I love to play soccer.
- Viggo Mortensen

Globalization, as defined by rich people like us,
is a very nice thing...
you are talking about the Internet,
you are talking about cell phones,
you are talking about computers.
This doesn't affect two-thirds of the people of the world.
- Jimmy Carter

It is better to lead from behind
and to put others in front,
especially when you celebrate victory
when nice things occur.
You take the front line when there is danger.
Then people will appreciate your leadership.
- Nelson Mandela

There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything -
millions of dollars,
mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women,
and every other materialistic thing you can imagine.
Now I struggle for peace.
- Richard Pryor

It's really nice to pass the ball when you're in an ensemble cast.
- Elisabeth Rohm

Keep your private life private.
Be open to suggestions from different people.
And just be nice.
I have heard stories about people who are just plain
rude to the press or fans.
- Michelle Trachtenberg

I was like one of those nauseatingly nice children.
I was very, very well behaved and boring.
- Helena Bonham Carter

It's nice to have a catcher who knows my mechanics,
too.
That way if I get into trouble he can stop it before I get out of control.
- Tim Wakefield

I played a real nasty little girl but most of the roles
I had up until then were very sweet and very nice.
- Morgan Brittany

Love is supreme and unconditional; like is nice but limited.
- Duke Ellington

One of the very nice things about investing in the
stock market is that you learn about all different aspects of the economy.
It's your window into a very large world.
- Ron Chernow

I'm older than I was, and I'm still washed-up,
and I haven't changed my music one iota.
It's just much easier to do this when people are being nice to you.
- Ben Folds

I think that the basic philosophy was very good.
It was just be nice to each other, and don't step on
other people's toes and infringe on their freedom.
- Kevin Ayers

A lot of the stuff I have done had been not only the likable guy,
but like the nice likable guy.
- Ron Livingston

One of the greatest joys of tennis is having a nice
volley and not really keeping score,
not really looking at the lines, but just catching up with each other.
- Jane Kaczmarek

Sometimes I get lonely, but it's nice to be alone.
- Tatjana Patitz

I get offered to do stuff where the money's nice but
it's not something I want to do -
I get offered a lot of commercials too.
- Spike Lee

I realized some of the pitfalls of being well-known;
it was nice if you were successful,
but it made it just that much harder to take when you failed.
- Lawrence Welk

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
- Evan Davis

It's nice to have a game that sells a million copies.
- John Carmack

At the time, we thought it was a nice way to say something
unique about the group to make us different from all
the other bands kicking around in London.
- Gerry Beckley

Red Carpet has a nice package abstraction layer that
allows us to support RPMs and DEBs transparently.
- Nat Friedman

A cult following is a nice way of saying very few people like you.
- Martin Mull

It's nice to work with Hollywood because there is never
any question of resources put at your disposal to make
a film as long as it is the right thing to do.
- Neil Jordan

Well I'm not much of a singer.
But it's been a really nice time to do film,
television, theater and have it all happening at once.
That wasn't planned but it just happens.
- Peter Krause

This was great fun and a nice paycheck and then,
as these things happen, the show was canceled.
- Michael Storm

If you are nice, and keep your promise,
we will be in paradise.
- Camille Claudel

Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people;
it does for me.
- Audrey Hepburn

Right now I'm just delighted to be alive and to have had a nice long bath.
- Richard Branson

It is nice to be around people who think differently than you.
They challenge your ideas and keep you from being complacent.
- Tucker Carlson

People think, 'Wow, you're an actress,
so people must be really nice to you and kiss your ass.'
NOBODY kisses my ass.
- Alicia Silverstone

Instead of thinking that's a nice tune,
you start thinking is it the right pace,
is it the right tempo? That is the death nell for artists.
- Alison Moyet

I knew that for this movie to work it had to be very hot and very real,
and it wasn't going to be a case of doing it Hollywood
all covered with a nice little sheet.
- Natasha Richardson

It really is a nice theory.
The only defect I think it has is probably common to
all philosophical theories.
It's wrong.
- Saul Kripke

Why is it there are so many nice guys interested in baseball? Not me,
I was a real bastard when I played.
- Burleigh Grimes

I still buy nice pieces but, at the moment,
they're presents for other people, so I only collect vicariously.
- Michael Aspel

It's nice to know that what you're doing is being read
and enjoyed by a good deal of people.
- Robert Kirkman

I used to spend most of my time straining to be a nice
guy so people would like me.
- Elia Kazan

It would be nice if we could clear up the nominations
that are still out there,
and there are a lot of them.
- Tom Daschle

They could have been nice to me instead of treating me like an idiot.
- Norma McCorvey

I'm not a nice person.
- Barbara Ehrenreich

It's nice to know that there are several different avenues I could pursue.
- Bryan Ferry

Florida has been really cool to us.
This is our first big club tour, and Pennywise has been really nice.
- Brandon Thomas

I was pleasantly surprised after the book came out.
It was like, hey, the home team put down a nice score.
- Rocco DiSpirito

It's a very nice thing to be able to give joy to people.
- Jon Crosby

It would be nice to redefine ourselves -
at the moment we are drowning in diversity.
That's not a bad thing, its just going to take a while before we refocus.
- Harvey Fierstein

Yes, I am complimented on my work in Kids in the Hall once or twice a week.
It's a nice feeling.
- Thomas Lennon

So I've been pushed farther and farther out into the mountains,
but at the same time realizing that that experience
is really nice and I'm glad I'm getting pushed out there farther.
- Craig Kelly

It would be nice to be on the charts again,
nice to be recognised.
- Nancy Sinatra

It's one of those things; you just get a very nice
stroke from being included in the next thing.
- Andreas Katsulas


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