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Giovanni Giolitti Quotes
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Laws are applied to enemies, but only interpreted as regards friends.
- Giovanni Giolitti

As far as the laws of mathematics
refer to reality, they are not certain,
and as far as they are certain,
they do not refer to reality.
- Albert Einstein

I don't like to think of laws
as rules you have to follow,
but more as suggestions.
- George Carlin

True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd,
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.
- Alexander Pope


 

I consider my greatest accomplishment to be lifelong celibacy.
- Isaac Newton
(discoverer of the laws of gravitation and motion,
famous mathematician, and perhaps the greatest scientist ever)

The more laws and order are made prominent,
the more thieves and robbers there will be.
- Lao Tzu

Give me control of a nation's money and I care not who makes her laws.
- Mayer Amschel Rothschild


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Whose laws have priority in your life?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The future has nothing in common with the past -
except natural laws and human nature.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Those who look for the laws of Nature as a support
for their new works collaborate with the creator.
- Antonio Gaudi

Nothing is more destructive of respect
for the government and the law of the land
than passing laws which cannot be enforced.
- Albert Einstein

If you violate Nature's laws you are your own prosecuting attorney,
judge, jury, and hangman.
- Luther Burbank

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws.
I love it when they come to visit now.
They can hold the baby and I can go out.
- Matthew Broderick

Happiness is the final and perfect fruit
of obedience to the laws of life.
- Helen Keller

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws.
- Barbara Kingsolver

The more laws, the less justice.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

Understanding the laws of nature does not mean that
we are immune to their operations.
- David Gerrold

What is human warfare but just this;
an effort to make the laws of God and
nature take sides with one party.
- Henry David Thoreau

If the laws could speak for themselves,
they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.
- Lord Halifax

If the misery of the poor be caused
not by the laws of nature,
but by our institutions,
great is our sin.
- Charles Darwin

Good men must not obey the laws too well.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

If we spend the time we waste in sighing
for the perfect golden fruit
in fulfilling the conditions of its growth,
happiness will come, must come.
It is guaranteed in the very laws of the universe.
If it involves some chastening and renunciation, well,
the fruit will be all the sweeter for this touch of holiness.
- Helen Keller

Nature never breaks her own laws.
- Leonardo da Vinci

Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass
and the little ones get caught.
- Honore de Balzac

Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.
- Otto von Bismarck

Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty
sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.
- John Morley

It is impossible to predict the time and progress of revolution.
It is governed by its own more or less mysterious laws.
- Vladimir Lenin

There is no logical way to the discovery
of these elemental laws.
There is only the way of intuition,
which is helped by a feeling
for the order lying behind the appearance.
- Albert Einstein

Beauty is a manifestation of secret natural laws,
which otherwise would have been hidden from us forever.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Every actual State is corrupt.
Good men must not obey laws too well.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

We can allow satellites, planets, suns, universe,
nay whole systems of universes, to be governed by laws,
but the smallest insect, we wish
to be created at once by special act.
- Charles Darwin

The road to freedom lies not through
mysteries or occult performances,
but through the intelligent use
of natural forces and laws.
- Ernest Holmes

As you simplify your life,
the laws of the universe will be simpler;
solitude will not be solitude,
poverty will not be poverty,
nor weakness weakness.
- Henry David Thoreau

Marriage is an institution fits in perfect harmony with the laws of nature;
whereas systems of slavery and segregation were designed
to brutally oppress people and thereby violated the laws of nature.
- Jack Kingston

What is a miracle? To some, it is an act of God.
To others, something amazing, extraordinary, or unexpected.
To me, Life is a miracle.
Everything that happens is a miracle.
There is no reason for me to exist as I do -
no reason for humanity, the universe, or the laws of Nature.
Energy, mass, gravity and the rest of existence
are all so improbable.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A miracle is nothing more or less than this...
Anyone who has come into a knowledge
of his true identity,
of his oneness with
the all-pervading wisdom and power,
this makes it possible for laws higher
than the ordinary mind knows of
to be revealed to him.
- Ralph Waldo Trine

I hope we shall crush in its birth
the aristocracy of our monied corporations
which dare already to challenge our government
to a trial by strength,
and bid defiance to the laws of our country.
- Thomas Jefferson (from a letter to George Logan, Nov. 12th, 1816)

I cannot lead you into battle.
I do not give you laws or administer justice but I can do something else -
I can give my heart and my devotion to these old islands
and to all the peoples of our brotherhood of nations.
- Elizabeth II

Acceleration is finite, I think according to some laws of physics.
- Terry Riley

Poetry; a criticism of life under the conditions fixed
for such a criticism by the laws of poetic truth and poetic beauty.
- Matthew Arnold

No part of the human community can live entirely on its own planet,
with its own laws of motion and cut off from the rest of humanity.
- Hugo Chavez

All moral laws are merely statements that certain kinds
of actions will have good effects.
- George Edward Moore

Laws and constitutions ought to be weighed...
to constitute that which is most conducing to the establishment of justice and liberty.
- Algernon Sydney

It is difficult to make our material condition better by the best law,
but it is easy enough to ruin it by bad laws.
- Theodore Roosevelt

France, mother of arts, of warfare, and of laws.
- Joachim du Bellay

Guy Rivers, a conventional piece as regards the love
affair which makes a part of the plot,
is a tale of deadly strife between the laws of Georgia and a fiendish bandit.
- Carl Clinton Van Doren

A society deadened by a smothering network of laws
while finding release in moral chaos is not likely
to be either happy or stable.
- Robert Bork

Most laws condemn the soul and pronounce sentence.
The result of the law of my God is perfect.
It condemns but forgives.
It restores - more than abundantly -
what it takes away.
- Jim Elliot

Boulez seemed to me to be a guy who wrote laws.
Like a company lawyer.
- Luc Ferrari

And the more profoundly the science of biology reveals
the laws of the life and development of living bodies,
the more effective is the science of agronomy.
- Trofim Lysenko

First, take the government of the Indians out of politics;
second,
let the laws of the Indians be the same as those of the whites;
third,
give the Indian the ballot.
- George Crook

There ought to be no laws to guarantee property against
the folly of its possessors.
- William Graham Sumner

We may not all break the Ten Commandments,
but we are certainly all capable of it.
Within us lurks the breaker of all laws,
ready to spring out at the first real opportunity.
- Isadora Duncan

An occupying power has no right to make significant
alterations in the character of the occupied society,
to change the laws all around, without a strong security reason and so forth.
- Juan Cole

Laws are made to protect the trusting as well as the suspicious.
- Hugo Black

The securities laws of the 1930s were so important
because it forced companies to file registration statements and issue prospectuses,
and it remedied the imbalance of information.
- Ron Chernow

Members of Congress must live according to the same laws as everyone else.
- Bobby Jindal

People crushed by law have no hopes but from power.
If laws are their enemies, they will be enemies to laws.
- Thomas B. Macaulay

The laws in this city are clearly racist.
All laws are racist.
The law of gravity is racist.
- Marion Berry

We gain our ends only with the laws of nature;
we control her only by understanding her laws.
- Jacob Bronowski

There are no good laws but such as repeal other laws.
- Andrew Johnson

It is time for the world, the hemisphere and the region
to make sure that relevant institutions of civil society
and relevant laws are embedded in the mechanisms of governance.
- Baldwin Spencer

The laws of morals and the laws of music are the same.
- Zoltan Kodaly

It is difficult, if not impossible, to argue that laws
written in the 1970s are adequate for today's intelligence challenges.
- Bob Barr

God the Father, the supreme Architect,
had already built this cosmic home we behold,
the most sacred temple of His godhead,
by the laws of His mysterious wisdom.
- Giovanni Pico della Mirandola

The sovereign is called a tyrant who knows no laws but his caprice.
- Voltaire

The speculative part of my work is that these particular cognitive tasks -
ways of thinking analytically -
are tied to nature's laws.
- Edward Tufte

What is crucial is there be laws.
- Andre Weil

It makes no difference whether a work is naturalistic or abstract;
every visual expression follows the same fundamental laws.
- Hans Hofmann

Also, there are now new laws in Brazil which create
incentives for Argentine and Latin American films to
be premiered and distributed in Brazil and vice versa.
- Walter Salles

Surely the immutable laws of the universe can teach
more impressive and exalted lessons than the holy books
of all the religions on earth.
- Elizabeth Cady Stanton


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