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Georges Braque Quotes
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Once an object has been incorporated in a picture it accepts a new destiny.
- Georges Braque

There is only one valuable thing in art:
the thing you cannot explain.
- Georges Braque

Truth exists; only lies are invented.
- Georges Braque

Painting is a nail to which I fasten my ideas.
- Georges Braque


 

Art is made to disturb, science reassures.
- Georges Braque

Reality only reveals itself when it is illuminated by a ray of poetry.
- Georges Braque

To define a thing is to substitute the definition for the thing itself.
- Georges Braque


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Confucius might have said:
Once frightened, twice smelly in armpit.
- Anonymous humor

Oh, if only God would give me some sign.
If He would just speak to me once. Anything.
One sentence. Two words. If He would just cough.
- the movie Love and Death

You are only young once,
but you can stay immature indefinitely.
- Anonymous

For those who do not think,
it is best at least to rearrange
their prejudices once in a while.
- Luther Burbank

Just once in a while, let us exalt
the importance of ideas and information.
- Edward R. Murrow

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
- E. Joseph Cossman

Politics is almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous.
In war you can only be killed once, but in politics many times.
- Winston Churchill

I once had a rose named after me
and I was very flattered.
But I was not pleased to read
the description in the catalogue:
no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Everyone is a genius at least once a year;
a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
- Woody Allen

Belief is a virus, and once it gets into you,
its first order of business is to preserve itself,
and the way it preserves itself
is to keep you from having any doubts,
and the way it keeps you from doubting
is to blind you to the way things really are.
- Philip Caputo

The God of Children and Fools:
There once was a man way up high,
who sat on his chair in the sky.
he called down to fool us,
and said he would rule us,
until we woke up bye and bye.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It was high counsel that I once heard given to a young person,
"Always do what you are afraid to do."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea,
never regains its original dimensions.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Shake structures.
School yourself.
Look twice at a thing,
once upside down.
Answer yourself clearly.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

If we want to direct our lives,
we must take control of our consistent actions.
It's not what we do once in a while that shapes our lives,
but what we do consistently.
- Anthony Robbins

The world moves, and ideas that were
once good are not always good.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

The simplest questions are the most profound.
Where were you born?
Where is your home?
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
Think about these once in a while
and watch your answers change.
- Richard Bach PHOTO

Once we doubt ourselves, success slips beyond our grasp.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Once you know yourself as a genuine seeker,
and when your own inner chamber is quite enlightened,
then comes the natural unfoldment of pure love and compassion
and a genuine desire to serve others.
- Rod Stryker PHOTO

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.
- Socrates

When someone you love dies,
you don't lose them all at once.
You lose them in pieces over time
- the movie Simon Birch

Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
- William Shakespeare

How could youths better learn to live
than by at once trying the experiment of living?
- Henry David Thoreau

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm.
Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.
- Golda Meir

Who hears music feels his solitude peopled at once.
- Robert Browning

If once you forfeit the confidence of your fellow-citizens,
you can never regain their respect and esteem.
- Abraham Lincoln

In war, you can only be killed once,
but in politics, many times.
- Winston Churchill

Once you have mastered time,
you will understand how true it is that
most people overestimate what
they can accomplish in a year -
and underestimate what
they can achieve in a decade!
- Tony Robbins

For once you have tasted flight
you will walk the earth
with your eyes turned skywards,
for there you have been
and there you will long to return.
- Leonardo da Vinci

It is rare to find a business partner who is selfless.
If you are lucky it happens once in a lifetime.
- Michael Eisner

In the practical world of computing,
it is rather uncommon that a program,
once it performs correctly and satisfactorily,
remains unchanged forever.
- Niklaus Wirth

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that,
once it is competently programmed and working smoothly,
it is completely honest.
- Isaac Asimov

A mind, once stretched by a new idea,
never regains its original dimensions.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Where there is an observatory and a telescope,
we expect that any eyes will see new worlds at once.
- Henry David Thoreau

You need to make a commitment,
and once you make it,
then life will give you some answers.
- Les Brown

The journey between what you once were
and who you are now becoming
is where the dance of Life really takes place.
- Barbara De Angelis

Through humor, you can soften some
of the worst blows that life delivers.
And once you find laughter,
no matter how painful your situation might be,
you can survive it.
- Bill Cosby

Other sports play once a week but this sport is with us every day.
- Peter Ueberroth

I've never really had a hobby, unless you count art,
which the IRS once told me I had to declare as a hobby
since I hadn't made money with it.
- Laurie Anderson

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
- Charles Lamb

All truths are easy to understand
once they are discovered;
the point is to discover them.
- Galileo Galilei

He who doesn't fear death dies only once.
- Giovanni Falcone

What is once well done is done forever.
- Henry David Thoreau

I have the right to love many people at once
and to change my prince often.
- Anais Nin

A friend should be one in whose understanding and virtue we can equally confide,
and whose opinion we can value at once for its justness and its sincerity.
- Robert Hall

He who would pass his declining years with honor and comfort,
should, when young, consider that he may one day become old,
and remember when he is old, that he has once been young.
- Joseph Addison

We would like to live as we once lived,
but history will not permit it.
- John F. Kennedy

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips

It was a Greek tragedy.
Nixon was fulfilling his own nature.
Once it started it could not end otherwise.
- Henry A. Kissinger

Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition.
The immature mind often mistakes one for the other,
or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy -
in fact, they're almost incompatible;
one emotion hardly leaves room for the other.
Both at once can produce unbearable turmoil.
- Robert Heinlein

Sister is probably the most competitive
relationship within the family,
but once the sisters are grown,
it becomes the strongest relationship.
- Margaret Mead

Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.
- Albert Einstein

All this worldly wisdom was once
the unamiable heresy of some wise man.
- Henry David Thoreau

The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
- Baltasar Gracian

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles,
because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering
why Daddy was kissing someone else.
- Chevy Chase

You only live once -
but if you work it right, once is enough.
- Joe E. Lewis

I have a healthy body, free of the chemicals that once controlled it.
- Lorna Luft

Once you label me, you negate me.
- Soren Kierkegaard

The whole world is a cyclone.
But once you have found the center, the cyclone disappears.
This nothingness is the ultimate peak of consciousness.
- Osho

I was only the servant of my country and had I, at any moment,
failed to express her unflinching resolve to fight and conquer,
I should at once have been rightly cast aside.
- Winston Churchill

If my father had hugged me even once,
I'd be an accountant right now.
- Ray Romano

My dream is of a place and a time where America
will once again be seen as the last best hope of earth.
- Abraham Lincoln


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