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George Reeves Quotes
Funny Quotes by George Reeves

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Knock the 't' off the 'can't'
- George Reeves

How strange that nature does not knock,
and yet does not intrude!
- Emily Dickinson

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
- Milton Berle

Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
- Kyle Chandler


 

You have a row of dominoes set up;
you knock over the first one,
and what will happen to the last one
is that it will go over very quickly.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people
couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
- Kin Hubbard

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument.
He told me to knock myself out.
- Jay London


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Ask and it will be given to you;
seek and you will find;
knock and the door will be opened to you.
- Matthew 7:7

And the woman who could win the respect of man was
often the woman who could knock him down with her bare
fists and sit on him until he yelled for help.
- Agnes Smedley

A knock-down argument; 'tis but a word and a blow.
- John Dryden

I think you can have moderate success by copying something else,
but if you really want to knock it out of the park,
you have to do something different and take chances.
- Lee Ann Womack

To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle,
is a deep delight of the blood.
- George Santayana

There will always be a few people who just want to
knock you down or are jealous or just want to be horrible for the sake of it.
I don't know what drives someone to be nasty.
- Geri Halliwell

Every two or three years I knock off for a while.
That way I'm constantly the new girl in the whorehouse.
- Robert Mitchum

Above all things, I must not get angry.
If I do get angry I knock all the teeth out of the
mouth of the poor wretch who has angered me.
- Franz Schubert

To my sick little pal.
I will try to knock you another homer,
maybe two today.
- George Herman

In a way, certain sections of the media always wanted
to knock me because I had captained my country and
been skipper at Old Trafford.
It was all a bit odd really.
- Bryan Robson

Hollywood people want to build you up and make you
famous only to knock you off you're the pedestal they built for you.
- Morgan Brittany

Superstition is foolish, childish, primitive and irrational -
but how much does it cost you to knock on wood?
- Judith Viorst

I believe success is preparation, because opportunity
is going to knock on your door sooner or later but
are you prepared to answer that?
- Omar Epps

Truth is a demure lady, much too ladylike to knock
you on your head and drag you to her cave.
She is there, but people must want her,
and seek her out.
- William F. Buckley, Jr.

The Babe was a great ballplayer, sure,
but Cobb was even greater.
Babe could knock your brains out, but Cobb would drive you crazy.
- Tris Speaker

I have no ego investment in being on the air.
I don't knock others for whom that kind of attention is like oxygen,
but I don't miss anything about it.
- Hugh Downs

I had not yet gotten into the world of light.
But I felt as one who, standing outside,
could knock against the wall and hear an answering knock from within.
- Simon Newcomb

Why waltz with a guy for 10 rounds if you can knock him out in one?
- Rocky Marciano

Why do you knock yourself out? Take it easy.
- David O. Selznick

Should doubt knock at your doorway, just say to those skeptical,
disturbing, rebellious thoughts, I propose to stay with my faith,
with the faith of my people.
- Thomas S. Monson

Marriage hasn't been my thing.
But gay people, knock yourselves out!
- Ben Affleck

If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate,
you are sure to wake up somebody.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Do I have to use my feet? Can I knock the window out with my head?
- Wendy O. Williams

However much you knock at nature's door,
she will never answer you in comprehensible words.
- Ivan Turgenev

Well I guess I like variety pretty much,
but I do enjoy this work very much.
Particularly with Buddy on the gig, we get a chance
to knock each other out It'just wonderful.
- Gene Krupa

The knock-out punch is always the one you never see coming.
- Aimee Mann

I'm not the greatest; I'm the double greatest.
Not only do I knock 'em out, I pick the round.
- Muhammad Ali

The sad truth is that opportunity doesn't knock twice.
- Gloria Estefan

As a result of my philosophy, I wasn't even upset about Hitler.
I was willing to go to war to knock him off,
but I didn't hate him.
I hated what he was doing.
- Albert Ellis

Just knock hell out of it with your right hand.
- Tommy Armour

I've got the recording process down,
and I can knock it out very quickly.
- Neil Schon

I've got a right to knock down anybody holding a bat.
- Early Wynn

There is nothing in the world more stubborn than a corpse:
you can hit it,
you can knock it to pieces, but you cannot convince it.
- Alexander Herzen

Why should we strive, with cynic frown,
to knock their fairy castles down?
- Eliza Cook

It was lovely to do The Knock because I haven't done
anything really significant since Doctor Who.
- Colin Baker

If I want to knock a story off the front page,
I just change my hairstyle.
- Hillary Clinton

I would never let myself knock out a journalist.
- Gerard Depardieu

Since we have to speak well of the dead,
let's knock them while they're alive.
- John French Sloan

We will not go.
The only way to get us there is to come in here with
clubs and knock us on the head,
and drag us out and take us down there dead.
- Morning Star

The fight will last as long as I allow it to last,
and then I will knock him out.
- Lennox Lewis

Perseverance is a great element of success.
If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate,
you are sure to wake up somebody.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Well I knew JD could go out there and knock the guy
out because in training I told JD all the time that he has height,
reach and size and he has the power.
JD has such a right hand, his right hand is like wow,
oh man it is bad.
- Michael Moorer

The only difference between the Republican and Democratic
parties is the velocities with which their knees hit
the floor when corporations knock on their door.
That's the only difference.
- Ralph Nader

Part of the plot was a knock that V wanted to bring
down the government and bring chaos.
I don't know why I thought of Guy Fawkes,
because it was during the summer.
I thought that would be great if he looked like Guy Fawkes,
kind of theatrical.
- David Lloyd

It's to be a person who's able to shoot little arrows
into sacred cows and knock politicians off their pedestals,
to look out for hypocrisy, advocate for all sorts of
things from social justice to peace.
- Jonathan Shapiro

Stories come from other shows at other studios where
only 2,000 rounds were actually used and the money
for the other 3,000 went right into the studio pockets.
Corners were cut and that production suffered.
Knock wood, that hasn't happened to us.
- Vic Morrow

As we celebrate Recovery Month, it is time for Congress
to knock down the barriers to treatment and recovery
for 26 million Americans suffering the ravages of alcohol and drug addiction.
- Jim Ramstad

The more we pour the big machines, the fuel,
the pesticides, the herbicides, the fertilizer and chemicals into farming,
the more we knock out the mechanism that made it all work in the first place.
- David R. Brower

Building walls isn't going to work in the long run.
Some people are happy with the wall in Israel,
but somebody will get a weapon someday and knock it over or something.
Walls aren't the answer between countries,
though.
- Arlo Guthrie

Just because I haven't yet had any project surgery,
I'm not going to knock it, because I think women have
the right to do whatever they want to their bodies
that make them feel good about themselves.
- Susan Sarandon

One thing about these storms, we know how disruptive
things can be when we depend on the system to keep working.
What would happen if the terrorists do it? Knock down the power,
destroy bridges, cut the water supply?
- Geraldo Rivera

One way to bring down crime in the state of California
and every state in the union is to have an enforceable border.
That means let's build that border fence.
When people want to come into this country,
let's ask them to knock on the front door.
- Duncan Hunter

My teeth have never been touched.
Why did I tell you that? Knock on wood.
I've got a few scars over the eyes, a couple on the chin,
a few on the beak and one across the cheek.
But my luck is running out.
- Brett Hull

No man ever got very high by pulling other people down.
The intelligent merchant does not knock his competitors.
The sensible worker does not work those who work with him.
Don't knock your friends.
Don't knock your enemies.
Don't knock yourself.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

Being on the run, having to change the way that you do business,
being unable to plan in a safe and secure environment,
always looking over your shoulder, knowing that some
day somebody's going to knock on your door and it's going to be your last.
- John Abizaid

Join the army. Visit strange and exotic places.
Meet fascinating people. And kill them.
- Anonymous

I feel coming on a strange disease - humility.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

As for doing good; that is one of the professions which is full.
Moreover I have tried it fairly and, strange as it may seem,
am satisfied that it does not agree with my constitution.
- Henry David Thoreau

It is strange to be known so universally
and yet to be so lonely.
- Albert Einstein

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body
treats a strange protein; it rejects it.
- Peter Medawar

I was always a dreamer, in childhood especially.
People thought I was a little strange.
- Charley Pride

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.
- Bern Williams

Thirty was so strange for me.
I've really had to come to terms with the fact that
I am now a walking and talking adult.
- C. S. Lewis

In my dreams I hear again the crash of guns,
the rattle of musketry, the strange,
mournful mutter of the battlefield.
- Douglas MacArthur


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