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George Lindsey Quotes
Funny Quotes by George Lindsey

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It takes 10 million failures to find the right stuff.
- George Lindsey

It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the
toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
- George Lindsey

I was too dumb to know Opie was going to grow up to be a great Director,
if so, boy, I would certainly have become his best friend.
- George Lindsey

It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.
- George Lindsey


 

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak;
courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.
- Winston Churchill

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter
quite like unrequited love.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts comic

You know, it takes two to get one in trouble.
- the movie She Done Him Wrong (1933)


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Harvard takes perfectly good plums as students,
and turns them into prunes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

An intellectual is a man
who takes more words than necessary
to tell more than he knows.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

It takes a big cat to be number 2.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Curiosity takes courage.
The most important promises are the ones you make to yourself.
Pay Attention.
Appreciate. Listen. Imagine.
- Mary Anne Radmacher PHOTO

He who takes medicine and neglects his diet
wastes the skill of his doctors.
- Chinese Proverb PHOTO

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

The revelation of thought takes men
out of servitude into freedom.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

It takes time to persuade men to do even
what is for their own good.
- Thomas Jefferson

It takes a long while for a naturally trustful person
to reconcile himself to the idea that
after all God will not help him
- H. L. Mencken

Yes! it takes courage to act upon your dreams.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
- John Leonard

The quality of mercy is not strained.
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the place beneath. It is twice blest:
It blesseth him that gives and him that takes.
- William Shakespeare

It takes a long time to become young.
- Pablo Picasso

The journey between what you once were
and who you are now becoming
is where the dance of Life really takes place.
- Barbara De Angelis

Love is all, it gives all, and it takes all.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without
and know we cannot live within.
- James A. Baldwin

A religion that takes no account of practical affairs
and does not help to solve them, is no religion.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

You can design and create, and build the most wonderful place in the world.
But it takes people to make the dream a reality.
- Walt Disney

Love gives naught but itself
and takes naught but from itself.
Love possesses not
nor would it be possessed;
For love is sufficient unto love.
- Khalil Gibran

There comes a time when the mind
takes a higher plane of knowledge
but can never prove how it got there.
- Albert Einstein

It takes an endless amount of history to make even a little tradition.
- Henry James

He is a drunkard who takes more than
three glasses though he be not drunk.
- Epictetus

Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand,
the spines of others are often stiffened.
- Billy Graham

It takes two to speak the truth:
one to speak, and another to hear.
- Henry David Thoreau

A son is a son till he takes him a wife,
a daughter is a daughter all of her life.
- Irish Traditional

Love gives naught but itself
and takes naught but from itself.
- Khalil Gibran

It takes more than just a good looking body.
You've got to have the heart and soul to go with it.
- Epictetus

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot
of money even to be defeated.
- Will Rogers

To make a prairie it takes a clover and one bee,
One clover, and a bee, And revery.
The revery alone will do, If bees are few.
- Emily Dickinson

Wherever life takes us, there are always moments of wonder.
- Jimmy Carter

I think the person who takes a job in order to live -
that is to say, for the money -
has turned himself into a slave.
- Joseph Campbell

The instant formal government is abolished,
society begins to act.
A general association takes place, and common interest
produces common security.
- Thomas Paine

It takes a lot of work to put together a marriage,
to put together a family and a home.
- Elizabeth Edwards

God always takes the simplest way.
- Albert Einstein

The obscure we see eventually.
The completely obvious,
it seems, takes longer.
- Edward R. Murrow

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex...
It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage
to move in the opposite direction.
- Albert Einstein

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
- e. e. cummings

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor,
for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
- Jessamyn West

It takes vision and courage to create -
it takes faith and courage to prove.
- Owen D. Young

Don't fall for looks, they can deceive.
Don't fall for wealth, in the end it fades away.
Find someone who makes you smile
because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
- Anonymous

It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies,
but even more to stand up to your friends.
- J.K. Rowling

Old age adds to the respect due to virtue,
but it takes nothing from the contempt inspired by vice;
it whitens only the hair.
- Ira Gershwin

Anger is a killing thing:
it kills the man who angers,
for each rage leaves him less than he had been before -
it takes something from him.
- Louis L'Amour

Love takes up where knowledge leaves off.
- Thomas Aquinas

The uncreative mind can spot wrong answers,
but it takes a very creative mind to spot wrong questions.
- Antony Jay

It takes discipline and compassion
to awaken the divine in ourselves long enough
to recognize the divine in another.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

It takes patience to appreciate domestic bliss;
volatile spirits prefer unhappiness.
- George Santayana

Terrorism takes us back to ages we thought were long
gone if we allow it a free hand to corrupt democratic
societies and destroy the basic rules of international life.
- Jacques Chirac

High achievement always takes place in the framework of high expectation.
- Charles Kettering

If everyone is moving forward together,
then success takes care of itself.
- Henry Ford

Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.
- E. Joseph Cossman

A woman can take care of the family.
It takes a man to provide structure,
to provide stability.
- Tom DeLay

Anyone can be passionate, but
it takes real lovers to be silly.
- Rose Franken

Whatever it takes.
- Anonymous

It is very east to forgive others their mistakes;
it takes more grit and gumption to forgive them for
having witnessed your own.
- Jessamyn West

It takes 20 years to make an overnight success.
- Eddie Cantor

Music takes us out of the actual
and whispers to us dim secrets
that startle our wonder as to who we are.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Photography takes an instant out of time,
altering life by holding it still.
- Dorothea Lange

When a thought takes one's breath away,
a grammar lesson seems an impertinence.
- Thomas W. Higginson

Nature is so powerful, so strong.
Capturing its essence is not easy - your work becomes
a dance with light and the weather.
It takes you to a place within yourself.
- Annie Leibovitz

It takes years to build up trust,
and only seconds to destroy it.
- Anonymous

Walking takes longer...
than any other known form of locomotion except crawling.
Thus it stretches time and prolongs life.
Life is already too short to waste on speed.
- Edward Abbey

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
- Erma Bombeck

We all have dreams.
But in order to make dreams come into reality,
it takes an awful lot of determination,
dedication, self-discipline, and effort.
- Jesse Owens


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