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George Leonard Quotes
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Competition is the spice of sports; but if you make
spice the whole meal you'll be sick.
- George Leonard

The ultimate creative capacity of the brain may be,
for all practical purposes, infinite.
- George Leonard

There are two kinds of people,
those who do the work,
and those who take the credit.
Try to be in the first group;
there is less competition there.
- Indira Gandhi

Do you ever question why our educational system
teaches competition rather than cooperation?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

Microsoft is engaging in unlawful predatory practices
that go well beyond the scope of fair competition.
- Orrin Hatch

Cooperation is less stressful than competition.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

And while the law of competition may be sometimes hard for the individual,
it is best for the race, because it ensures the survival
of the fittest in every department.
- Andrew Carnegie


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Competition has been shown to be useful
up to a certain point and no further,
but cooperation, which is the thing we must strive for today,
begins where competition leaves off.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

The Internet is just bringing all kinds of information into the home.
There's just a lot of distraction, a lot of competition
for the parent's voice to resonate in the children's ears.
- Phil McGraw

I think exercise tests us in so many ways,
our skills, our hearts, our ability to bounce back after setbacks.
This is the inner beauty of sports and competition,
and it can serve us all well as adult athletes.
- Peggy Fleming

Unless a player goes in for intensive play and tournament competition,
two racquets are sufficient.
- Helen Wills Moody

I long for the days when grosses were not even known.
There was no weekend competition.
- Mark Rydell

My commitment to Atlanta and passion for sports and
competition make this acquisition a perfect fit for me.
- Arthur Blank

I find capitalism repugnant.
It is filthy, it is gross, it is alienating...
because it causes war, hypocrisy and competition.
- Fidel Castro

Competition is not only the basis of protection to the consumer,
but is the incentive to progress.
- Herbert Hoover

Competition is good and has served us well.
- Harold H. Greene

The person who figures out how to harness the collective
genius of his or her organization is going to blow the competition away.
- Walter Wriston

I have been up against tough competition all my life.
I wouldn't know how to get along without it.
- Walt Disney

The tension between centrality, on the one hand,
and competition, on the other, is probably the oldest
of all market structure issues.
- Arthur Levitt

From the fall of October, 1980 to March,
1984 I never lost a competition.
- Scott Hamilton

Common sense tells us that this explosion of media
sources should eliminate any concern over a lack of
diversity of views in the marketplace and competition.
- Fred Upton

Well, we know that people in Australia love the idea
of both Impulse and Virgin Blue getting up and adding a bit of competition,
and it's fun to be able to deliver it.
- Richard Branson

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder,
better.
- Drew Carey

An artist is somebody who enters into competition with God.
- Patti Smith

I don't think of it as a competition -
which might surprise you,
given the way movies are reported constantly.
- Sam Mendes

In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope.
I mean you may think that no competition is good,
but in reality no competition is really bad.
- Jerry Lawler

I have some women friends but I prefer men.
Don't trust women.
There is a built-in competition between women.
- Edna O'Brien

Because I just like sports, I like athletics and I like competition.
- Trishelle Cannatella

The Champions League is the competition everyone wants to be in.
- Steven Gerrard

You can mostly forget ethnic or religious differences.
The competition for a bigger share of the oil proceeds
is behind much of the fighting.
- Ed Harris

What was the competition? Well, I remember this Puerto
Rican who came out in a short skirt and a gun.
- Sarah Vaughan

They will come to learn in the end, at their own expense,
that it is better to endure competition for rich customers
than to be invested with monopoly over impoverished customers.
- Frederic Bastiat

Our employers today face numerous challenges and stiff
competition from businesses all over the world.
- Jim Gerlach

Nearly every study shows that competition from cheap
foreign labor undercuts the wages of American workers and legal immigrants.
- Lamar S. Smith

I don't try to be a threat to MicroSoft,
mainly because I don't really see MS as competition.
Especially not Windows-the goals of Linux and Windows are simply so different.
- Linus Torvalds

I never dislike anyone that I am in competition with.
I welcome the challenge.
Besides, I get along with just about everyone.
- Dante Hall

The Olympic Games is the ultimate level of competition.
- Russell Mark

Hence we did not foster competition in our school,
on the contrary.
- Dora Russell

Value is consequently the necessary theoretical starting
point whence we can elucidate the peculiar phenomenon
of prices resulting from capitalist competition.
- Rudolf Hiferding

Like many businessmen of genius he learned that free
competition was wasteful,
monopoly efficient.
And so he simply set about achieving that efficient monopoly.
- Mario Puzo

Whenever you face a man who's playing your instrument,
there's a competition.
- Wynton Marsalis

When we say that the persistence of competition is ensured by fate,
we mean that individual freedom is so guaranteed.
The one thing to which fate binds us is liberty.
- John Bates Clark

The ultimate victory in competition is derived from
the inner satisfaction of knowing that you have done
your best and that you have gotten the most out of what you had to give.
- Howard Cosell

First off, it's wonderful how much people are supporting
me and felt I should have stayed in the competition.
- LaToya London

A lot of it had to do with when it's released and what's out in the marketplace,
what's its competition.
- Jerry Bruckheimer

Race, what is that? Race is a competition,
somebody winning and somebody losing.
Blood doesn't run in races!
Come on!
- Beah Richards

I'd been ready too, because before Olympic Games,
I wasn't compete in big competition like,
World Championship, like European Championship.
I just competed in national competition.
- Olga Korbut

No, there's not much competition between puppeteers
in general because everybody's working their own style.
- Jim Henson

In business, the competition will bite you if you keep running,
if you stand still, they will swallow you.
- Victor Kiam

The unrestricted competition so commonly advocated
does not leave us the survival of the fittest.
The unscrupulous succeed best in accumulating wealth.
- Rutherford B. Hayes

I sometimes wonder what would've happened if I'd entered
the competition instead -
I'd probably have come nowhere and given up on the whole fiction game.
- Paul Kane

Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy.
- Marshall Field

The competition is so fierce once you become an adult.
I'll probably move on to something else.
- Jodie Sweetin

The whole competition thing disturbs me.
Not that I wasn't a part of it when I first started.
- George Murray

The healthiest competition occurs when average people
win by putting above average effort.
- Colin Powell

Competition can be the most nerve-racking experience.
Some people just thrive on it.
- Itzhak Perlman

Today, the competition is considerably more intense.
- Bobby Rahal

They demanded a monopoly of the coasting trade,
in order to get higher freights than they could get
in open competition with the carriers of the world.
- Robert Toombs

I dig all kinds of competition.
- Randy Castillo

The stark reality facing us today is that without the labour reforms,
workers will get neither the income nor jobs in the
face of cut-throat global economic competition.
- Kim Y. Sam

Washington is no place for a good actor.
The competition from bad actors is too great.
- Fred Allen

When the government allocates monopoly rights to frequency,
and there are only a handful in each community,
it's picking the winners in the competition.
- Robert McChesney

We have a lot of rule changes.
I am part of the competition committee.
We spent a lot time evaluating the game,
how do we make the game better for our fans.
- Ron Jaworski

It's a tough world out there and all the guys are fighting
hard and the competition is really tough.
- Guy Forget

I love competition and really going for it and doing my best,
but losing isn't really upsetting to me.
I feel like if I do lose, the other person really deserved it.
- Corbin Bleu

I'm a free market person, a free trader.
But if we had a market in California,
there would be competition.
- Anna Eshoo

I have always been vitally interested in physical conditioning.
I have long believed that athletic competition among
people and nations should replace violence and wars.
- Johnny Weissmuller

Competition in armament, both land and naval,
is not only a terrible burden upon the people,
but I believe it to be one of the greatest menaces
to the peace of the world.
- Frank B. Kellogg

The thought that we're in competition with Russians
or with Chinese is all a mistake,
and trivial.
We are one species, with a world to win.
- George Wald

Number one, cash is king...
number two, communicate...
number three, buy or bury the competition.
- Jack Welch

More than 20 years on, sustained competition,
informed customers and the rapid growth of new technology
provide the necessary environment for substantial deregulation.
- Stephen Carter


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