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George H. W. Bush Quotes
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But let me tell you, this gender thing is history.
You're looking at a guy who sat down with Margaret
Thatcher across the table and talked about serious issues.
- George H. W. Bush

We don't want an America that is closed to the world.
What we want is a world that is open to America.
- George H. W. Bush

I am not one who - who flamboyantly believes in throwing a lot of words around.
- George H. W. Bush

I can tell you this: If I'm ever in a position to call the shots,
I'm not going to rush to send somebody else's kids into a war.
- George H. W. Bush


 

I think I'd be a better president because I was in combat.
- George H. W. Bush

We are not the sum of our possessions.
- George H. W. Bush

It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another.
- George H. W. Bush


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Gulf Lesson One is the value of airpower.
- George H. W. Bush

It's a very good question, very direct,
and I'm not going to answer it.
- George H. W. Bush

You cannot be President of the United States if you don't have faith.
Remember Lincoln, going to his knees in times of trial
in the Civil War and all that stuff.
- George H. W. Bush

What's wrong with being a boring kind of guy?
- George H. W. Bush

Read my lips: no new taxes.
- George H. W. Bush

I'm conservative, but I'm not a nut about it.
- George H. W. Bush

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions,
but I don't always agree with them.
- George H. W. Bush

I'm going to be so much better a president for having
been at the CIA that you're not going to believe it.
- George H. W. Bush

We are a nation of communities...
a brilliant diversity spread like stars,
like a thousand points of light in a broad and peaceful sky.
- George H. W. Bush

I'll be glad to reply to or dodge your questions,
depending on what I think will help our election most.
- George H. W. Bush

I do not like broccoli.
And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and
my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not
going to eat any more broccoli.
- George H. W. Bush

Please don't ask me to do that which I've just said I'm not going to do,
because you're burning up time.
The meter is running through the sand on you,
and I am now filibustering.
- George H. W. Bush

America is never wholly herself unless she is engaged in high moral principle.
We as a people have such a purpose today.
It is to make kinder the face of the nation and gentler the face of the world.
- George H. W. Bush

He early on let her know who is the boss.
He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."
- Anonymous humor

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you;
she is after your barn.
- Hesiod

Life is like a roller coaster - scream Whee... on the way down,
and let the momentum carry you back up the next hill.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
- Babe Ruth PHOTO

Just once in a while, let us exalt
the importance of ideas and information.
- Edward R. Murrow

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons
out of the hands of fools.
Let's start with typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

When you have got an elephant by the hind legs
and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
- Abraham Lincoln

It's foggy and it's gray - let's play.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Let your sympathies and your compassion
be always with the under dog in the fight -
this is magnanimity;
but bet on the other one - this is business.
- Mark Twain

Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage:
the wife is in charge.
- Bill Cosby

Persevere. Plan. Strategize. Focus. Breathe. Write.
Let go: relax. Forgive. All this failing: take a nap.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated,
let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he
does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
- Bill Cosby

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky.
- Anais Nin

Miracles are the natural way of the Universe -
our only job is to move our doubting minds aside
and let the miracles flow.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

By letting it go it all gets done.
The world is won by those who let it go.
But when you try and try.
The world is beyond the winning.
- Lao Tzu

Love is the flower you've got to let grow.
- John Lennon

Let parents bequeath to their children
not riches, but the spirit of reverence.
- Plato

Let me bring peace into moments of chaos.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of Time
like dew on the tip of a leaf.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Do not let Sunday be taken from you.
If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan.
- Albert Schweitzer

Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted
with the government of himself.
Can he, then be trusted with the government of others?
Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him?
Let history answer this question.
- Thomas Jefferson

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

Let there be peace on earth.
And let it begin with me.
- Jill Jackson Miller

Love one another but make not a bond of love.
Let it rather be a moving sea
between the shores of your souls.
- Khalil Gibran

Pay attention to rainbows, and snowflakes,
butterflies and the songs of birds,
the crash of storm-driven waves
and the mirror-surface of a quiet pond.
Let the depths of nature become a part of your innermost being.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never say goodbye when you still want to try,
never give up when you still feel you can't take it.
Never say you don't love the person anymore
when you can't let go.
- Anonymous

We are masters of the unsaid words,
but slaves of those we let slip out.
- Winston Churchill

It hurts to love someone
and not be loved in return,
but what is more painful is to love
someone and never find the courage
to let that person know how you feel.
- Anonymous

Farewell My Friend
It was beautiful as long as it lasted
The journey of my life.
I have no regrets whatsoever
save the pain I'll leave behind.
Those dear hearts who love and care...
And the strings pulling at the heart and soul...
The strong arms that held me up
When my own strength let me down.
At every turning of my life
I came across good friends,
Friends who stood by me,
Even when the time raced me by.
Farewell, farewell my friends
I smile and bid you goodbye.
No, shed no tears for I need them not
All I need is your smile.
If you feel sad do think of me
for that's what I'll like
when you live in the hearts
of those you love, remember then
you never die.
- Gitanjali Ghei

Whatever you want in life, start today.
Not tomorrow - today.
Let it be a small beginning - a tiny beginning.
Your happiness depends on starting today - every day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes.
Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow.
Let reality be reality.
Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like.
- Lao Tzu

If we would guide by the light of reason
we must let our minds be bold.
- Louis D. Brandeis

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine.
But you have to forgive yourself.
Let go of what's bitter and move on.
- Bill Cosby

Anything I can not transform
into something marvelous, I let go.
- Anais Nin

Let us not pray to be sheltered from dangers
but to be fearless when facing them.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Never let your sense of morals
get in the way of doing what's right.
- Isaac Asimov

Let every man be respected as an individual
and no man idolized.
- Albert Einstein

Positive thinking will let you do everything
better than negative thinking will.
- Zig Ziglar

Do not let your fire go out.
- Ayn Rand

Let us all be brave enough
to die the death of a martyr,
but let no one lust for martyrdom.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

We are cups, constantly and quietly being filled.
The trick is, knowing how to tip ourselves over
and let the beautiful stuff out.
- Ray Bradbury

The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

We do not need to proselytize
either by our speech or by our writing.
We can only do so really with our lives.
Let our lives be open books for all to study.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Every man casts a shadow;
not his body only, but his imperfectly mingled spirit.
This is his grief. Let him turn which way he will,
it falls opposite to the sun;
short at noon, long at eve. Did you never see it?
- Henry David Thoreau

When was the last time you took
a different route to work ... just because?
Consider shaking up your life a little (or a lot) ...
for no reason, except to do it.
Let your life be an adventure.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You can't let praise or criticism get to you.
It's a weakness to get caught up in either one.
- John Wooden

Follow what you are genuinely passionate about
and let that guide you to your destination.
- Diane Sawyer

Where there is injury let me sow pardon.
- St. Francis of Assisi

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
- Rumi


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