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George Fox Quotes
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I saw also that there was an ocean of darkness and death,
but an infinite ocean of light and love,
which flowed over the ocean of darkness.
- George Fox

Be still and cool in thine own mind and spirit.
- George Fox

When the Lord sent me forth into the world,
He forbade me to put off my hat to any,
high or low.
- George Fox

Why should any man have power over any other man's faith,
seeing Christ Himself is the author of it?
- George Fox


 

The Lord showed me, so that I did see clearly,
that he did not dwell in these temples which men had commanded and set up,
but in people's hearts...
his people were his temple, and he dwelt in them.
- George Fox

Take care that all your offerings be free,
and of your own, that has cost you something;
so that ye may not offer of that which is another man's,
or that which ye are entrusted withal,
and not your own.
- George Fox

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend -
and he's a priest.
- Erma Bombeck


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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath
toys were a toaster and a radio.
- Joan Rivers

When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome.
Then, of course, you spoke.
- the movie As Good As It Gets (1997)

When I saw you I fell in love,
and you smiled because you knew.
- commonly but falsely attributed to William Shakespeare

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why.
- Bernard Baruch

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat,
and the dog was walking.
- Mickey Rivers

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball,
most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
- Charles Barkley

My love of fine art increased - the more of it I saw,
the more of it I wanted to see.
- Paul Getty

I was obsessed with romance.
When I was in high school, I saw 'Doctor Zhivago' every
day from the day it opened until the day it left the theater.
- John Hughes

Take time to sharpen the saw.
- Steven Covey

I never saw a discontented tree.
They grip the ground as though they liked it,
and though fast rooted, they travel about as far as we do.
- John Muir

Mommy smoked but she didn't want us to.
She saw smoke coming out of the barn one time,
so we got whipped.
- Loretta Lynn

And as he spoke of understanding,
I looked up and saw the rainbow leap
with flames of many colors over me.
- Black Elk

I grew up not liking my father very much.
I never saw him cry.
But he must have.
Everybody cries.
- Charley Pride

I slept and dreamt that life was joy.
I awoke and saw that life was service.
I acted and behold, service was joy.
- Rabindranath Tagore

I came, I saw, I conquered.
- Julius Caesar

I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.
- Michelangelo

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.
- Mary Roberts Rinehart

One day Alice came to a fork in the road
and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree.
"Which road do I take?" she asked.
His responses was a question: "Where do you want to go?"
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
- Lewis Carroll

In my view, far from deserving condemnation for their courageous reporting,
the New York Times, the Washington Post and other newspapers
should be commended for serving the purpose that the
Founding Fathers saw so clearly.
- Hugo Black

Your purpose is to make your audience see what you saw,
hear what you heard, feel what you felt.
Relevant detail, couched in concrete,
colorful language, is the best way
to recreate the incident as it happened
and to picture it for the audience.
- Dale Carnegie

My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw.
All I am I owe to my mother.
I attribute all my success in life to the moral,
intellectual and physical education I received from her.
- George Washington

We didn't have movies in this little mining town.
When I was 12 my mom took me to New York and I saw Bye Bye Birdie,
with people singing and dancing, and that was it.
- Margot Kidder

I became active in politics because I saw the possibility,
if we all sat back and did nothing, of a world in which
there would no longer be any stages for actors to act on.
- Helen Gahagan

Steve and I saw eye to eye on the story and I got the part,
but I think in the beginning it was due to my brother's instigation.
So I owe him for that.
- Beau Bridges

I recently watched Peter Brook's Lord of the Flies,
and it wasn't a favorite film.
Then I saw the one that was made in 1990,
which in my opinion didn't match up to the original.
- Brendan Fraser

It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the
toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
- George Lindsey

I mean, every Star Trek episode you saw was just phenomenal.
- Persis Khambatta

And looking at the landslides, you saw how Gore beat
Bush so substantially in California.
- Mike Curb

I saw that all beings are fated to happiness:
action is not life,
but a way of wasting some force, an enervation.
Morality is the weakness of the brain.
- Arthur Rimbaud

I never saw the play, although I heard it was good.
- Joseph Force Crater

I painted the picture, and in the colors the rhythm of the music quivers.
I painted the colors I saw.
- Edvard Munch

I think Shrek makes an effect in older people.
And there are many things in the movie that you saw that are not for kids.
Kids would not understand certain things.
- Antonio Banderas

The first actor I ever saw was The Lone Ranger.
I thought, That's what I want to do.
- Michael Caine

I regret what happened.
I saw no other possibility to achieve my goal.
It was not hooliganism.
- Mathias Rust

I saw Jesus walk into my bedroom.
- Benny Hinn

No one felt it more than the President.
I saw him repeatedly, and he fairly groaned at the
inexplicable delay in the advent of help from the loyal States.
- Henry Villard

I didn't go to classes there, but ended up at the Cinematheque,
and there it opened up even wider because there I saw
a variety of films from all over the world.
- Jim Jarmusch

The cultural contrast I saw between religions...
Catholics have a lot of mediators, going through saints and Mary or whatever.
Protestants in general say things to God directly.
- Robert Duvall

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian
holidays that move in sync,
like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics.
- Marvin Olasky

My classmates would copulate with anything that moved,
but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
- Emo Philips

I had a blast, but I still wonder sometimes why they
saw me as the perfect guy for this strange character.
- Mike Myers

I saw a subliminal advertising executive,
but only for a second.
- Steven Wright

I've stood up to producers before, and even a director.
I saw them being abusive.
A lot of people on the set are scared to say stuff
when they're not being treated right.
- Natalie Portman

I saw that the war could not be prevented.
The time had passed.
- Chief Joseph

I'd played dumbasses a lot.
On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.
- Lisa Kudrow

Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind.
- Don Marquis

I saw courage both in the Vietnam War and in the struggle to stop it.
I learned that patriotism includes protest,
not just military service.
- John F. Kerry

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks.
And it was way to literal for me.
- Mitch Hedberg

I just saw the movie for the first time in its entirely last night.
It's really cool when you're in with an audience that's
so tuned in and plugged in to what's going on.
- Sasha Alexander

Our father died when we were very young,
so our mother raised six kids.
We saw the world filtered through her eyes,
being a minority woman raising six kids.
- Gilbert Hernandez

I didn't know if it would be a success-ful one,
or what the stages would be, but I always saw myself
as a lifetime musician and songwriter.
- Bruce Springsteen

I saw part of The Singing Detective on TV in New York.
I said, Something is going on here.
- Alain Resnais

I don't want to do anything like Can't Hardly Wait,
I don't want to do anything like Scream.
I saw all those movies, and they were good,
but they're just not what I want to do.
- Laura Prepon

I saw my wife at a pool, flipped over her,
and 14 days later we were married.
- James Garner

Things were easier for the old novelists who saw people all of a piece.
Speaking generally, their heroes were good through and through,
their villains wholly bad.
- W. Somerset Maugham

Mr. President, the buzz saw that your healthcare bill
ran into wasn't lobbyists and special interests it
was tens of millions of American's who were saying,
'Stop!'
- John Boehner

I never saw an ugly thing in my life:
for let the form of an object be what it may,
- light, shade, and perspective will always make it beautiful.
- John Constable

He can't imagine the result of the mission because he never saw it.
- James Dickey

The first people I ever saw were probably Little Richard and Gene Vincent.
- Roy Wood

I saw old Autumn in the misty morn stand shadowless like silence,
listening to silence.
- Thomas Hood

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness,
starving hysterical naked.
- Allen Ginsberg

We who came here saw what was happening.
This was far more than a war in a faraway place.
This was a moral imperative, a terrible vision of the future.
- Paddy Ashdown

I never saw anything that would qualify as a criminal activity.
- Martin Bashir

What I used to play was rhythm guitar before I saw Jack Bruce.
I said, That's what I want to do in life.
He was definitely the main influence.
- Geezer Butler


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