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George Foreman Quotes
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My kids idea of a hard life is to live in a house with only one phone.
- George Foreman

A hero is someone right who doesn't change.
- George Foreman

The question isn't at what age I want to retire,
it's at what income.
- George Foreman

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing
that keeps me out of the hamburger joints.
If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet.
- George Foreman


 

Boxing is like jazz.
The better it is, the less people appreciate it.
- George Foreman

Sure the fight was fixed.
I fixed it with a right hand.
- George Foreman

I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won.
- George Foreman


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The Internal Revenue Service is the real undefeated heavyweight champion.
- George Foreman

Put your name on something, it better be the best...
you only get one shot.
- George Foreman

Everybody wants to be somebody.
The thing you have to do is give them confidence they can.
You have to give a kid a dream.
- George Foreman

My mother was watching on television and she doesn't want me to hurt anyone.
- George Foreman

Generally when there's a lot of smoke...
there's just a whole lot more smoke.
- George Foreman

When I was a kid in Houston, we were so poor we couldn't
afford the last 2 letters,
so we called ourselves po'.
- George Foreman

The referee is going to be the most important person
in the ring tonight besides the fighters.
- George Foreman

I am a winner each and every time I go into the ring.
- George Foreman

They'll take everything, even your tears.
- George Foreman

That's my gift.
I let that negativity roll off me like water off a duck's back.
If it's not positive, I didn't hear it.
If you can overcome that, fights are easy.
- George Foreman

I don't even think about a retirement program because
I'm working for the Lord,
for the Almighty.
And even thought the Lord's pay isn't very high,
his retirement program is, you might say,
out of this world.
- George Foreman

George Foreman.
A miracle.
A mystery to myself.
Who am I? The mirror says back.
The George you was always meant to be.
Wasn't always like that.
Used to look in the mirror and cried a river.
- George Foreman

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools,
but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
- Bill Cosby

No matter how calmly you try to referee,
parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior,
and I'm not talking about the kids.
Their behavior is always normal.
- Bill Cosby

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles,
because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering
why Daddy was kissing someone else.
- Chevy Chase

In our society leaving baby with Daddy is just one
step above leaving the kids to be raised by wolves or apes.
- Al Roker

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact
opposite of what you're telling them to do,
you have to keep loving them just as much.
- Bill Cosby

Even in the developing parts of the world,
kids take to computers like fish to water.
- Nicholas Negroponte

Parents should not smoke in order to discourage their kids from smoking.
A child is more likely to smoke when they have been
raised in the environment of a smoker.
- Christy Turlington

I regret not having had more time with my kids when they were growing up.
- Tina Turner

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older,
I'm grumpy and terrible with them.
As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party,
you couldn't pay me enough.
- Johnny Vegas

Daddy was real gentle with kids.
That's why I expected so much out of marriage,
figuring that all men should be steady and pleasant.
- Loretta Lynn

If you're asking your kids to exercise,
then you better do it, too.
Practice what you preach.
- Bruce Jenner

Even as kids reach adolescence, they need more than
ever for us to watch over them.
Adolescence is not about letting go.
It's about hanging on during a very bumpy ride.
- Ron Taffel

Home life's great, man.
The kids are great, happy and healthy.
I've reached this sort of wonderful precipice.
- Ryan Phillippe

Perhaps people, and kids especially,
are spoiled today,
because all the kids today have cars,
it seems.
When I was young you were lucky to have a bike.
- James Cagney

The one thing that kept our family together was the music.
The only thing that our family would share emotionally
was to have our dad cry over something the kids did with music.
- Dennis Wilson

Every cliche about kids is true; they grow up so quickly,
you blink and they're gone, and you have to spend the time with them now.
But that's a joy.
- Liam Neeson

I'm very girly.
I love to talk about diets, exercise,
kids, make-up.
- Rachel Hunter

Trouble is, kids feel they have to shock their elders
and each generation grows up into something harder to shock.
- Ben Lindsey

What do we want our kids to do? Sweep up around Japanese computers?
- Walter F. Mondale

I grew up in a big family with a lot of kids around,
and I definitely want to have children as well.
- Heidi Klum

Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning,
but the kids would have to go to church.
- Lynn Johnston

We'll sort of get over the marriage first and then maybe look at the kids.
But obviously we want a family so we'll have to start thinking about that.
- Prince William

I think growing up is difficult and it's a process
that I'm always interested in,
with kids and adults, they are often on two different universes.
- Alice Hoffman

I'm not much of a family man.
I'm just not that into it.
I love kids, I adore them, but I don't want to live my life for them.
- Sting

I mean, I look at my dad.
He was twenty when he started having a family,
and he was always the coolest dad.
He did everything for his kids, and he never made us
feel like he was pressured.
I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.
- Adam Sandler

We can make a commitment to promote vegetables and
fruits and whole grains on every part of every menu.
We can make portion sizes smaller and emphasize quality over quantity.
And we can help create a culture - imagine this -
where our kids ask for healthy options instead of resisting them.
- Michelle Obama

Everything that is worthwhile in life is scary.
Choosing a school, choosing a career,
getting married, having kids -
all those things are scary.
If it is not fearful, it is not worthwhile.
- Paul Tornier

I think women are natural caretakers.
They take care of everybody.
They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs,
and don't spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out.
- Reese Witherspoon

I asked my daughter when she was 16,
What's the buzz on the street with the kids? She's going,
to be honest, Dad, most of my friends aren't into Kiss.
But they've all been told that it's the greatest show on Earth.
- Ace Frehley

It's hard enough to work and raise a family when your
kids are all healthy and relatively normal,
but when you add on some kind of disability or disease,
it can just be such a burden.
- Patricia Heaton

If kids come to educators and teachers from strong,
healthy functioning families, it makes our job easier.
If they do not come to us from strong,
healthy, functioning families, it makes our job more important.
- Barbara Colorose

I've always been an animal lover.
I've grown up with dogs my whole life.
I think that is what helped me get the role on 'Lassie',
I was comfortable around the dog, where many of the
kids were afraid or intimidated by Lassie.
- Will Estes

I feel bad about a lot of the movies I see that teach
kids that if they do bad,
they'll win.
- Morgan Brittany

Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you.
- Gilda Radner

I would not trade you a billion dollars for the kids
I led to combat in Vietnam or in fact any of the Marines
that I served with for a quarter of a century.
- Oliver North

I don't want my kids going through what I went through -
police stopping you,
searching you and all that malarkey.
- John O'Neill

In school the kids thought I was freaky because I made
straight A's and daydreamed a lot.
- Shelley Duvall

A kid in an abusive home has far fewer rights than any POW.
There is no Geneva Convention for kids.
- Andrew Vachss

Kids in general make things fresh and alive and they
have this great appreciation for,
Holy mackerel, we're making a movie!
- James L. Brooks

Athletes know kids look up to them, and it's important
for athletes to be responsible.
- Deion Sanders

The biggest problem with dyslexic kids is not the perceptual problem,
it is their perception of themselves.
That was my biggest problem.
- Bruce Jenner

My songs are like my kids.
- Billy Joel

My kids enjoy the Disney program, Lizzy McGuire.
- Sela Ward

Who I really am is the mother of six kids and Woody's wife.
- Anne Northup

I have certain moral parameters that I do not cross in writing;
I don't write about adultery or kids having premarital sex.
- Nicholas Sparks

I would say my greatest achievement in life right now -
my greatest achievement period is - and I'm still trying to achieve it -
is to be a wonderful father to my kids.
- Bo Jackson

Well, right now we're so busy that I kind of had to
put all the hobbies on hold.
But I like going camping with my kids.
I have two daughters; they're 7 and 10 years old.
- Mark Kelly

Actually, the kids at school don't treat me any differently
at all just because I'm on television.
- Beverley Mitchell

I love all of it, thinking up the plots,
getting to know the kids in the story,
their parents, backyards, pizza toppings.
- Caroline B. Cooney

You are a person of the greatest importance when you
are a mother of a family.
Just do your job right and your kids will love you.
- Ethel Waters

As far as carrying the American banner,
you just do what's right for the kids.
- Dennis Farina

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk.
You have to hold onto them.
They bump into things.
They laugh and cry.
They urinate.
They vomit.
- Johnny Depp


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