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What I'd say about that is that we must respect homosexuals in the church.
I've got many homosexual friends, the issue is not
in any way a homophobic reaction on my part.
- George Carey

In my time as Archbishop of Canterbury I've seen a
growing sense of unity and mission.
- George Carey

We've got to find ways of confronting the issues that divide -
and at the heart of cultural issues,
you often find religions.
- George Carey

God loves us all, wants us all to share his kingdom,
has a role for us all.
- George Carey


 

And I hope America will realise, as the only superpower now,
it really must use its power in a way that's going to build up the world,
and to support the United Nations.
- George Carey

I believe with all my heart that the Church of Jesus
Christ should be a Church of blurred edges.
- George Carey

When the fire of prayer goes out, the barrenness of busyness takes over.
- George Carey


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And here at our Anglican Consultative Council,
we have many reports of growth and great encouragement.
- George Carey

People have described me as a management bishop but I say to my critics,
Jesus was a management expert too.
- George Carey

I think what has happened, actually,
is that September 11 has given a spur,
a renewed urgency, to dialogue between the great faiths.
- George Carey

I think what Calvinism may offer us is that God's in charge of his world.
- George Carey

The Israelis have suffered a great deal,
we must condemn suicide bombers, and we must never
say that the plight of the Palestinians justifies this terrible thing.
- George Carey

One I've been passionately committed to,
of course, is women's ministry; I believe solidly in
it as a Gospel issue and we've found our way through that.
- George Carey

I'm on record as being understood to be a supporter
of a reformed establishment,
in which other Christian denominations,
and other faiths, play a major part.
- George Carey

We've got to trust the politicians with these decisions.
- George Carey

We must get back to a very strong Christianity...
Christianity shaped America and England,
and we need to get back to those moral foundations that made us great.
- George Carey

What I think is that we in the church -
and especially I as an Archbishop -
I'm responsible for maintaining our rules,
and making sure we hold to unity in the Body of Christ.
- George Carey

But, as you have intimated, I am among those who would
be very wary of any military action in the light of
Saddam Hussein's willingness to allow the weapons inspectors to go in.
- George Carey

I mean, I can look back with great pleasure on what has happened in Sudan,
and our commitment to people who are persecuted in that kind of way.
- George Carey

I see no room in holy Scripture for any sexual activity outside of matrimony.
- George Carey

And so in my warnings, I was pointing to a number of
incidents around the communion that could undermine
our growing sense of communion -
of becoming a global communion.
So that's why I pointed to New Westminster in Canada,
to incidents in the United States, and Sydney itself.
- George Carey

If there are Muslims who believe that they've got to
kill Christians to make a way for the Islamic faith in the West,
not only would they be disappointed,
but it will lead to conflict,
there's no doubt about that.
- George Carey

An office boy in London was the lowest of the low.
The office boy was the tea boy.
He would be the dog's body: It means someone who would do anything at all.
I was quite prepared for that and enjoyed it.
- George Carey

From a Christian point of view of course we do want a peaceful world,
and I think September 11 did actually make people aware
not only of vulnerability and how transitory life is,
but there are forces of good and honor and justice
which speak to us of God and his love for us.
- George Carey

I think in my own country, at the way we've seen through
the ordination of women to the priesthood,
which I'm delighted about, and that will move on to
another level before very long.
- George Carey

If someone talks about union, fidelity,
a monogamous relationship, love, blessing;
I would say it sounds like marriage to me.
And blessing, you see, I think is undermining our sacrament of marriage.
- George Carey

Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed.
But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops.
Uh, depending on the breaks.
- the movie Dr. Strangelove

Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek

Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because
he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong
only because he has remained silent.
- Winston Churchill

If it turns out that there IS a God,
I don't think that he's evil.
I think that the worst you can say about him
is that basically he's an underachiever.
- the movie Love and Death

Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say,
abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot

A lot of presidential memoirs, they say, are dull and self-serving.
I hope mine is interesting and self-serving.
- William J. Clinton

I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack
that life is extinct on other planets
because their scientists were more advanced than ours.
- John F. Kennedy

People who say it cannot be done should not
interrupt those who are doing it.
- George Bernard Shaw

People say conversation is a lost art;
how often I have wished it were.
- Edward R. Murrow

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe,
then I'd have to say that the universe
aimed rather low and settled for very little.
- George Carlin

People living their lives for you on TV;
They say they're better than you, and you agree.
- Jewel

Whatever you do, do with kindness.
Whatever you say, say with kindness.
Wherever you go, radiate kindness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Sometimes I wonder if we shall ever grow up
in our politics and say definite things which mean something,
or whether we shall always go on using generalities
to which everyone can subscribe, and which mean very little.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I say NO to the demands of the world.
I say YES to the longings of my own heart.
There is nothing I ever need to have.
There is nothing I ever need to do.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Apathy, indifference, not caring...
It may sound insensitive for me to say, "I don't care,"
but ask first to what I am indifferent.
I choose to be caring, compassionate
and kind toward all people,
and I also choose to be indifferent to gossip,
petty complaints, and idle chatter.
About those, I just don't care.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Love means not ever having to say you're sorry.
- Erich Segal

Say NO to the demands of the world.
Say YES to the longings of your own heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never say goodbye when you still want to try,
never give up when you still feel you can't take it.
Never say you don't love the person anymore
when you can't let go.
- Anonymous

The big question is whether you are going to be able
to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
- Joseph Campbell

It's work only if I say it's work,
but it's play if I say it's fun.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

A good-bye is never painful unless
you're never going to say hello again.
- Anonymous

We are injured and hurt emotionally,
not so much by other people
or what they say and don't say,
but by our own attitude and our own response.
- Maxwell Maltz

I was thinking that I might fly today.
Just to disprove all the things you say...
please be careful with me, I'm sensitive,
and I'd like to stay that way.
- Jewel

Everything you say and do,
is a reflection of the inner you.
- Anonymous

Everything we say, do, think, and feel
is a product of our personal history
and the collective history of humankind.
Our name for these histories is "prejudice."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things
that I'm longing to say.
Scared to confess what I'm feeling -
frightened you'll slip away.
- the movie Evita

You see things and you say, Why?
But I dream things that never were and say, Why not
- George Bernard Shaw

Life is a nurturing mother,
when you just remember to say "thank you."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Nothing others do is because of you.
What others say and do is a projection of their own reality.
- don Miguel Ruiz

We disrespect ourselves and our free-will
whenever we say that we NEED to do something.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A man never knows how to say goodbye;
a woman never knows when to say it.
- Helen Rowland

When you're drowning, you don't say,
"I would be incredibly pleased if someone
would have the foresight to notice
me drowning and come and help me,"
you just scream.
- John Lennon

Humans are allergic to change.
They love to say, "We've always done it this way."
- Grace Hopper

What old people say you cannot do,
you try and find that you can.
Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau

If a man is called to be a street sweeper,
he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted,
or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry.
He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts
of heaven and earth will pause to say,
here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

I have lost my seven best friends,
which is to say that God has had mercy on me
seven times without realizing it.
He lent a friendship, took it from me, and sent me another.
- Jean Cocteau

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.
- Elbert Hubbard

When you have shut your doors, and darkened your room,
remember, never to say that you are alone,
for you are not alone, but God is within,
and your genius is within.
- Epictetus

We make sacred pact. I promise teach
karate to you, you promise learn.
I say, you do, no questions.
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

One may say the eternal mystery of the world
is its comprehensibility.
- Albert Einstein

What people say, what people do,
and what they say they do
are entirely different things.
- Margaret Mead

When I hear "you have to...",
I say that there is nothing I "HAVE TO" do.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes,
and not rather a new wearer of clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak.
- Epictetus


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