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George Boole Quotes
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It is not of the essence of mathematics to be conversant
with the ideas of number and quantity.
- George Boole

Of the many forms of false culture, a premature converse
with abstractions is perhaps the most likely to prove
fatal to the growth of a masculine vigour of intellect.
- George Boole

No matter how correct a mathematical theorem may appear to be,
one ought never to be satisfied that there was not
something imperfect about it until it also gives the
impression of being beautiful.
- George Boole

Probability is expectation founded upon partial knowledge.
A perfect acquaintance with all the circumstances affecting
the occurrence of an event would change expectation into certainty,
and leave nether room nor demand for a theory of probabilities.
- George Boole


 

To unfold the secret laws and relations of those high
faculties of thought by which all beyond the merely
perceptive knowledge of the world and of ourselves is attained or matured,
is a object which does not stand in need of commendation to a rational mind.
- George Boole

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits
and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand PHOTO

"It's not that important,
don't worry about it" is the answer,
now what was the question?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO


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Live life on the edge, not with an edge.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

If you are not one of us, you are one of them.
- the movie The Matrix (1999) PHOTO

It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain PHOTO

Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer PHOTO

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
- Will Rogers

Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.
- Robert A. Heinlein

I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
- Calvin Coolidge

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein

Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
- Albert Einstein

DON'T get officious.
You're not yourself when you're officious -
That is the curse of a government job.
- the movie Harold and Maude (1971)

I'm not used to feeling so human.
Is it always like this?
- Edward, from Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer

I'm not a real movie star.
I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
- Will Rogers

I'm not talking about lust.
A woman in lust wants chocolate.
A woman in love wants diamonds.
- the movie How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
- Naguib Mahfouz

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes,
I had one thousand and sixty.
- Imelda Marcos

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
- Mark Twain

Marriage is a fine institution -
but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
- Mae West

Personally, I'm always ready to learn,
although I do not always like being taught.
- Winston Churchill

Do not marry a man to reform him.
That is what reform schools are for.
- Mae West

One does not leave a convivial party before closing time.
- Winston Churchill

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine

Have enough sense to know, ahead of time,
when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
- Marilyn vos Savant

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
- Paul Lynde

I care not much for a man's religion
whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
- Abraham Lincoln

Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed.
But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops.
Uh, depending on the breaks.
- the movie Dr. Strangelove

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks.
She's not marrying the best man.
- Anonymous

In order to be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.
- Helen Rowland

The most important words in the English language
are not "I love you" but "It's benign."
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
always gets the best of the argument.
- Voltaire

It's not the men in your life that counts,
it's the life in your men.
- Mae West, in the movie I'm No Angel

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
- Mitch Hedberg

Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you;
she is after your barn.
- Hesiod

No man is truly married until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying.
- Anonymous

If at first you don't succeed,
skydiving is not for you.
- Anonymous

Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of ...
about me not listening to her, or something.
I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
- the movie Dumb & Dumber (1994)

The key is, to not think of death as an end,
but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses.
- the movie Love and Death

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb
cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
- Dave Barry

Two things are infinite:
the universe and human stupidity;
and I'm not sure about the universe.
- Albert Einstein

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
- Anonymous

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
- Herm Albright

The lawyer's truth is not Truth,
but consistency or a consistent expediency.
- Henry David Thoreau

It is only the poor who pay cash,
and that not from virtue,
but because they are refused credit.
- Anatole France

Only two things are infinite,
the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein

Do not laugh much or often or unrestrainedly.
- Epictetus

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth
until the hour of separation.
- Khalil Gibran

My advice to you is get married:
if you find a good wife you'll be happy;
if not, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

I am always ready to learn
although I do not always like being taught.
- Winston Churchill

A ship in harbor is safe -
but that is not what ships are for.
- John A. Shedd

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition,
is not only a waste of energy
but the worst habit you could possibly have.
- Dale Carnegie

As far as the laws of mathematics
refer to reality, they are not certain,
and as far as they are certain,
they do not refer to reality.
- Albert Einstein

Silence is not always a Sign of Wisdom,
but Babbling is ever a folly.
- Benjamin Franklin

One minute you're in the lunchroom at Glenwood High
and you ... blink and you're 40,
you blink again and you can see movies
at half price on a senior citizen's pass.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, or to put it more accurately,
ask not for whom the toilet flushes.
- the Woody Allen movie Celebrity

The wine of youth does not always
clear with advancing years;
sometimes it grows turbid.
- Carl Jung

Parents are not interested in justice,
they're interested in peace and quiet.
- Bill Cosby

The objection to Puritans is not that
they try to make us think as they do,
but that they try to make us do as they think.
- H. L. Mencken

Man's nature is not essentially evil.
Brute nature has been known to
yield to the influence of love.
You must never despair of human nature.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Faith: not wanting to know what is true.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

The rich are not born skeptical or cynical.
They are made that way by events, circumstances.
- Paul Getty

Do not speak to me of rules.
This is war! This is not a game of cricket!
- from the movie The Bridge On The River Kwai

Do not use a hatchet to remove
a fly from your friend's forehead.
- Chinese Proverb

I do not fear death.
I had been dead for billions and billions
of years before I was born,
and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
- Mark Twain

Though I am a servant, I am not your servant.
- Ursula K. Le Guin


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