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George Best Quotes
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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars.
The rest I just squandered.
- George Best

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
- George Best

I'd have to be superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have done,
I've been at six different places at six different times.
- George Best

I used to go missing a lot...
Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.
- George Best


 

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
- George Burns

I have spent many years of my life in opposition,
and I rather like the role.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything.
It's the time we spent together that matters,
not how we left it.
- Trey Parker


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A day spent without the sight or sound of beauty,
the contemplation of mystery,
or the search of truth or perfection
is a poverty-stricken day; and a succession
of such days is fatal to human life.
- Lewis Mumford

Congress will pass a law restricting public comment
on the Internet to individuals who have spent a minimum
of one hour actually accomplishing a specific task while on line.
- Andy Grove

I started on an Apple II, which I had bought at the
very end of 1978 for half of my annual income.
I made $4,500 a year, and I spent half of it on the computer.
- Bill Budge

As a well-spent day brings happy sleep,
so a life well spent brings happy death.
- Leonardo da Vinci

Time is the coin of your life.
It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent.
Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you.
- Carl Sandburg

Maybe a person's time would be as well spent raising
food as raising money to buy food.
- Frank Howard Clark

Life is half spent before we know what it is.
- George Herbert

So much of my life is spent just focused on driving race cars.
- Jeff Gordon

A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
- Alan Perlis

If the money we donate helps one child or can ease the pain of one parent,
those funds are well spent.
- Carl Karcher

No one ever said on their deathbed, 'Gee,
I wish I had spent more time alone with my computer'.
- Danielle Berry

Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less
of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
- Thornton Wilder

A well-spent day brings happy sleep.
- Leonardo da Vinci

90 percent of my time is spent on 10 percent of the world.
- Colin Powell

I spent the first fourteen years of my life convinced
that my looks were hideous.
Adolescence is painful for everyone,
I know,
but mine was plain weird.
- Uma Thurman

Time spent with cats is never wasted.
- Sigmund Freud

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
- William Wordsworth

Liberals in Congress have spent the past three decades
pandering to environmental extremists.
The policies they have put in place are in large part
responsible for the energy crunch we are seeing today.
We have not built a refinery in this country for 30 years.
- Marsha Blackburn

For some of us, the world appears to provide
only a fixed quantity of each resource -
a limited amount of food, of money,
of love, of success, of appreciation.
For others, life is unlimited.
Their world expands with the generosity, compassion,
inventiveness, and service that they contribute.
In this world-view, money that is spent
or given away returns multiplied.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A comfortable old age is the reward of a well-spent youth.
Instead of its bringing sad and melancholy prospects of decay,
it would give us hopes of eternal youth in a better world.
- Maurice Chevalier

I feel impelled to speak today in a language
that in a sense is new-one which I,
who have spent so much of my life in the military profession,
would have preferred never to use.
That new language is the language of atomic warfare.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Any time not spent on love is wasted.
- Torquato Tasso

I spent most of this afternoon writing a new introduction for my autobiography.
- June Foray

I spent an entire evening seated between Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly,
being charmed from either side.
It was pure Hollywood magic.
- Lorna Luft

Life is unlimited.
Your world expands with the generosity, compassion,
inventiveness, and service that you contribute.
Money that is spent or given away returns multiplied.
The more love that is given, the more love returns.
The more a helping hand is given, the more hands
are strengthened and empowered to help.
We can help each other to all be winners.
We can all have food, and jobs, and love, and happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I spent a lot of time on farms when I was young.
My uncle and my dad owned a big farm.
- Emeril Lagasse

I spent much of my later childhood and adolescence very,
very involved and interested in art,
and particularly in animated movies.
- Stanislav Grof

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable,
but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
- George Bernard Shaw

Obviously I've spent most of my working life with men
and they have this way of operating which seems a bit alien to me.
- Janet Street-Porter

When I got back I found myself being very emotional
about the time spent in Rwanda in a way that I hadn't
been able to or allowed myself to be when we were there.
- Hugh Dancy

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself.
I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend',
and now I am happy being single.
- Penelope Cruz

In my own case, who have spent my whole life in the practice of virtue,
right conduct from habitual has become natural.
- Sallust

I spent a lot of time not in school,
so I didn't have deep relationships with kids my own age.
- Jodie Foster

Love is life's end, but never ending.
Love is life's wealth, never spent, but ever spending.
Love's life's reward, rewarded in rewarding.
- Herbert Spencer

The lives of the best of us are spent in choosing between evils.
- Junius

On average, Australians watch more than three hours of television a day,
compared with 12 minutes a day spent by the average
couple talking to each other.
- Hugh Mackay

I deleted all the games from my computer.
I spent days trawling the Internet.
I started slowly.
- Mary Garden

I always believed that I could make it or I would never
have spent so many years trying to get here.
- Helen Reddy

Most of the time I spent in America,
I was having a love affair with some American or other.
I was just passing through but stayed because of these chaps.
- Julie Christie

Time and money spent in helping men to do more for
themselves is far better than mere giving.
- Henry Ford

I've spent my whole life being told I have a face like a horse.
You are just what you are, aren't you?
- Jeremy Paxman

There's probably one more story about Bosnia that I'd like to do,
because I spent a fair amount of time on the Serb side of the lines,
which isn't apparent in the other books.
- Joe Sacco

If I could do anything over, I'd have spent more time
with my first set of children.
I would have taken more quality time with them,
for sure.
- Lee Trevino

Taking on challenging projects is the way that one
grows and extends one's range as a writer,
one's technical command, so I consider the time well-spent.
- Donna Tartt

John's time and effort were, in the main,
spent on pretty honorable stuff.
As for the other side, well, nobody's perfect,
nobody's Jesus.
And look what they did to him.
- Paul McCartney

No one on his deathbed ever said, I wish I had spent
more time on my business.
- Paul E. Tsongas

I spent my last year of high school in Latin America,
and there's a edge of salsa under all of my rhythms.
- Stephen Stills

I've spent my life hearing people trying to apologize for music.
- Mike Figgis

But, you know, we spent two years putting our act together.
- Freddie Mercury

I spent another six years in Europe covering sporting
events such as the Tour de France.
- John Tesh

I spent a lot of time with a crown on my head.
- Halle Berry

I've spent a lot of time and money trying to keep my anger in control.
- Yancy Butler

On the way from Chicago, I spent the summer of 1947 in Ottawa,
helping to build the first of a series of econometric
models for the Canadian government.
- Lawrence R. Klein

I spent two months on the first draft,
working 8 hours a day, five days a week.
- George Stephen

I've spent a lot of my life among people brighter than myself.
- Larry Niven

We have spent quite a bit of time considering a good space game,
and I can't really say anything at this point,
but we are definitely still interested in that area.
- Will Wright

I am very friendly with lots of people in rock'n'roll,
because I spent so much time with them over the years through Mick's work.
- Jerry Hall

I didn't make any money from my writing until much later.
I published about 80 stories for nothing.
I spent on literature.
- Naguib Mahfouz

I've spent several years now with my head down.
- Stephan Jenkins

Lives, like money, are spent.
What are you buying with yours?
- Roy H. Williams

Yes, hard is good.
When I was in high school, I spent a lot of time on
my knees playing with balls.
I guess it was only natural that I became a catcher.
- Mike Piazza

Plus, we spend most of our time writing music.
Most of the time is spent in the studio in my house.
- Warren Cuccurullo

A well-written life is almost as rare as a well-spent one.
- Thomas Carlyle

We have a lot of rule changes.
I am part of the competition committee.
We spent a lot time evaluating the game,
how do we make the game better for our fans.
- Ron Jaworski


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