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George Andrew Olah Quotes
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My Cleveland years were both scientifically and personally most rewarding.
My wife Judy was able to rejoin me in our research
and my research group grew rapidly.
- George Andrew Olah

My father was a lawyer and to my best knowledge nobody
in my family before had interest in science.
- George Andrew Olah

During our stay in London for the first time I was
able to establish personal contact with some of the organic chemists,
whose work I knew and admired from the literature.
I found them most gracious and helpful.
- George Andrew Olah

Although reading the classics in Latin in school may
be not as fulfilling as it would be at a more mature age,
few scientists can afford the time for such diversion later in life.
- George Andrew Olah


 

I was invited to join the newly established Central
Chemical Research Institute of the Hungarian Academy
of Sciences in 1954 and was able to establish a small
research group in organic chemistry,
housed in temporary laboratories of an industrial research institute.
- George Andrew Olah

It was in 1969 that I was able to give up my administrative responsibility.
As I worked hard my research never suffered during
this period and as a matter of fact these were probably
some of my most productive years.
- George Andrew Olah

In the summer of 1965 I was invited to join Western
Reserve University in Cleveland,
Ohio and returned to academic life as professor with
the added responsibility of becoming also Department Chairman.
- George Andrew Olah


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I grew up between the two world wars and received a
rather solid general education,
the kind middle class children enjoyed in a country
whose educational system had its roots dating back
to the Austro-Hungarian Monarchy.
- George Andrew Olah

A truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of
labor and the fact that honor lies in honest toil.
- Grover Cleveland

Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate,
exercises a public trust.
- Grover Cleveland

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows,
cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.
- Cleveland Amory

I love the normalcy of Cleveland.
There's regular people there.
- Drew Carey

I'm now the hitting the instructor with the Cleveland Indians.
- Eddie Murray

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.
- Colin Mochrie

No, I don't think my presence will cause an increase
in black attendance at Cleveland.
- Frank Robinson

And then 45 years later, as I finished my career in
the great city of Cleveland,
that was another great way to end my career,
going to the World Series.
- Dave Winfield

In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to
ban people from wearing pants that fit too low.
However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.
- Conan O'Brien

Cleveland is the place I grew up and lived much of my adult life,
so it will always be a part of my soul.
- Mark Edwards

I came from Canada when I was about 10 years old,
and our family settled in Cleveland,
Ohio.
- Joe Shuster

The difference with Cleveland is that the racial tension
was not a casual taste of it.
It was outlandish.
- Terrence Howard

At first I wanted to be a jockey.
I rode horses in Cleveland but I kept falling off and I was afraid of horses.
So there wasn't much of a future in it.
- Tim Conway

It's nice to come into a town and be referred to as
the manager of the Cleveland Indians instead of as the first black manager.
- Frank Robinson

I have enjoyed the years enormously in Cleveland and especially in Baltimore.
- Art Modell

Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote.
The relative positions to be assumed by man and woman
in the working out of our civilization were assigned
long ago by a higher intelligence than ours.
- Grover Cleveland

Cleveland is my hometown, and the Indians have a narrow but rich history.
- Fred Willard

No man has ever yet been hanged for breaking the spirit of a law.
- Grover Cleveland

The lesson should be constantly enforced that though
the people support the Government,
Government should not support the people.
- Grover Cleveland

Minds do not act together in public;
they simply stick together; and when their private activities are resumed,
they fly apart again.
- Grover Cleveland

Officeholders are the agents of the people,
not their masters.
- Grover Cleveland

After an existence of nearly 20 years of almost innocuous desuetude,
these laws are brought forth.
- Grover Cleveland

I am no Poet here; my pen's the spout where the rain
water of my eyes run out.
- John Cleveland

The facts of life are very stubborn things.
- Cleveland Amory

Had Cain been Scot, God would have changed his doom nor forced him wander,
but confine him home.
- John Cleveland

Honor lies in honest toil.
- Grover Cleveland

He mocks the people who proposes that the government
shall protect the rich and that they in turn will care for the laboring poor.
- Grover Cleveland

It is better to be defeated standing for a high principle
than to run by committing subterfuge.
- Grover Cleveland

We are coming back just four years from today.
- Frances Cleveland

Public officers are the servants and agents of the people,
to execute the laws which the people have made.
- Grover Cleveland

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred;
a flint will break upon a feather bed.
- John Cleveland

I have considered the pension list of the republic a roll of honor.
- Grover Cleveland

There are three terrible ages of childhood -
1 to 10,
10 to 20, and 20 to 30.
- Cleveland Amory

Some day I will be better remembered.
- Grover Cleveland

Though the people support the government;
the government should not support the people.
- Grover Cleveland

I have started that which the country will not willingly let die.
- Cleveland Abbe

Party honesty is party expediency.
- Grover Cleveland

It is inevitable that those to whom is vouchsafed a
long life of usefulness should outlive the friends of their youth.
- Cleveland Abbe

A government for the people must depend for its success on the intelligence,
the morality, the justice, and the interest of the people themselves.
- Grover Cleveland

In the scheme of our national government,
the presidency is preeminently the people's office.
- Grover Cleveland

A "good" family, it seems, is one that used to be better.
- Cleveland Amory

My tears will keep no channel, know no laws to guide their streams,
but like the waves, their cause, run with disturbance
till they swallow me as a description of his misery.
- John Cleveland

The ship of democracy, which has weathered all storms,
may sink through the mutiny of those on board.
- Grover Cleveland

I met Robert Crumb in 1962; he lived in Cleveland for a while.
I took a look at his stuff.
Crumb was doing stuff beyond what other writers and artists were doing.
It was a step beyond Mad.
- Harvey Pekar

Paul Newman's an old friend of ours out of Cleveland,
Ohio.
He used to sit around our house.
He's the only man I've ever known to drink a case of beer all by himself.
That's talent in a way.
- Lew Wasserman

The United States is not a nation to which peace is a necessity.
- Grover Cleveland

My boyhood life in New York City has impressed me with
the popular ignorance and also with the great need
of something better than local lore and weather proverbs.
- Cleveland Abbe

True science is never speculative; it employs hypotheses
as suggesting points for inquiry,
but it never adopts the hypotheses as though they were
demonstrated propositions.
- Cleveland Abbe

The opera is like a husband with a foreign title -
expensive to support,
hard to understand and therefore a supreme social challenge.
- Cleveland Amory

There is much boasting among the young men about their
teams as their horse and carts in Cleveland.
Most of the Yorkshire men take as much delight in their
ox draught as they used to do in their Horse Draught.
- Nathaniel Smith

The New England conscience does not stop you from doing
what you shouldn't-it just stops you from enjoying it.
- Cleveland Amory

I have tried so hard to do right.
- Grover Cleveland

Sometimes I wake at night in the White House and rub
my eyes and wonder if it is not all a dream.
- Grover Cleveland

I can't take a well-tanned person seriously.
- Cleveland Amory

Communism is a hateful thing, and a menace to peace
and organized government.
- Grover Cleveland

The atmosphere is much too near for dreams.
It forces us to action.
It is close to us.
We are in it and of it.
It rouses us both to study and to do.
We must know its moods and also its motive forces.
- Cleveland Abbe

I would rather the man who presents something for my
consideration subject me to a zephyr of truth and a
gentle breeze of responsibility rather than blow me
down with a curtain of hot wind.
- Grover Cleveland

I know there is a Supreme Being who rules the affairs
of men and whose goodness and mercy have always followed the American people,
and I know He will not turn from us now if we humbly
and reverently seek His powerful aid.
- Grover Cleveland

As a great man's influence never ends,
so also there is not definite finality,
no end, to a great survey; it runs along for centuries,
ever responsive to the strain of the increasing needs
of a growing population and an enlarging domain.
- Cleveland Abbe

No man is truly married until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying.
- Anonymous

The more he became truly wise,
the more he distrusted everything he knew.
- Voltaire

It is our choices ... that show what we truly are,
far more than our abilities.
- J. K. Rowling (Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets)

I truly believe that happiness is possible...
even when you're thirty-three
and have a bottom the size of two bowling balls.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason


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