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Gavyn Davies Quotes
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Other than marriage, she doesn't control me and I don't control her.
- Gavyn Davies

It was an interesting question as to whether the BBC
had a future in the digital world,
and what form of market failure could justify the licence fee system.
- Gavyn Davies

I want the BBC to be a mass market public service broadcaster
still funded by the licence fee...
and the licence fee is more durable than many people
in the commercial sector believe.
- Gavyn Davies

Almost everyone will find something in our services worth paying for.
- Gavyn Davies


 

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
- Mark Twain

I have six locks on my door all in a row.
When I go out, I lock every other one.
I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks,
they are always locking three.
- Elayne Boosler

The time-traveling is just too dangerous.
Better that I devote myself to study
the other great mystery of the universe - women!
- the movie Back to the Future II


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There's a couple of things they don't teach you
in Harvard Business School,
one is how to cope with defeat,
the other is how to handle a shotgun.
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

I was sleeping the other night, alone,
thanks to the exterminator.
- Emo Philips

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
- Bob Hope

Half the world is composed of idiots,
the other half, of people clever enough
to take indecent advantage of them.
- Walter Kerr

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis"
is composed of two characters.
One represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
- John F. Kennedy PHOTO

Be smarter than other people, just don't tell them so.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

In life you are given two ends;
one to think with and the other to sit on.
Your success in life depends on which end you use most.
Heads you win, tails you lose.
- Conrad Burns

The church is always trying to get other people to reform;
it might not be a bad idea to reform itself a little,
by way of example.
- Mark Twain

Thaw with her gentle persuasion is more powerful
than Thor with his hammer.
The one melts, the other breaks into pieces.
- Henry David Thoreau

Difference of opinion is advantageous in religion.
The several sects perform the office of a Censor -
over each other.
- Thomas Jefferson

Do you feel stuck?
Whether in a project, a job, a relationship,
or some other situation,
there is a time for perseverance,
and a time for letting go and moving on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Let your sympathies and your compassion
be always with the under dog in the fight -
this is magnanimity;
but bet on the other one - this is business.
- Mark Twain

Knowing your own darkness is the best method
for dealing with the darknesses of other people.
- Carl Jung PHOTO

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American
recently passed each other in opposite directions.
- George Carlin

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely
only after they have exhausted all other alternatives.
- Abba Eban

A New Year's resolution is something that
goes in one Year and out the other.
- Anonymous

I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack
that life is extinct on other planets
because their scientists were more advanced than ours.
- John F. Kennedy

Experience keeps a dear school,
but fools will learn in no other.
- Benjamin Franklin

In soloing - as in other activities -
it is far easier to start something
than it is to finish it.
- Amelia Earhart

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- John Lennon PHOTO

Love is when the other person's happiness
is more important than your own.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr. PHOTO

Capitalism tries for a delicate balance:
It attempts to work things out so that
everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from
getting violent and trying to take other people's stuff.
- George Carlin

There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein

I contend that we are both atheists.
I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours.
- Stephen Roberts

If (s)he's an apple and you're an orange,
celebrate your differences -
make a great fruit salad.
Love isn't about being the same -
it's about being sweet with each other.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The greatest lovers are like twin blooms,
each reflecting the passion and the glory of the other.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If we have no peace,
it is because we have forgotten
that we belong to each other.
- Mother Teresa

We will not learn how to live together in peace
by killing each other's children.
- Jimmy Carter

Could a greater miracle take place
than for us to look through each other's eyes for an instant?
- Henry David Thoreau

Fear defeats more people than
any other one thing in the world.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am not the same having seen the moon shine
on the other side of the world.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

If we are not happy and joyous at this season,
for what other season shall we wait and
for what other time shall we look?
- Abdul-Baha

Happiness blooms
in the presence of self-respect
and the absence of ego.
Love yourself.
Love everyone around you.
Love everyone in the whole world.
Know that your own life is of infinite importance,
as is every other life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Today is a day to honor other cultures.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Because we believe that our ethnic group,
our society, our political party, our God,
is better than your God, we kill each other.
- Neale Donald Walsch

Every man has his own courage,
and is betrayed because he seeks in himself
the courage of other persons.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't look for approval from anyone other than yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Nothing other people do is because of you.
It is because of themselves
- don Miguel Ruiz

Good manners sometimes means simply
putting up with other people's bad manners.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

We are afraid to care too much, for fear
that the other person does not care at all.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

We have nearly complete misunderstanding between
people of different faiths in Lake Wobegon,
and that's probably one reason why we get along so very well.
It's when you are trying to convince another person to think
the same way that you do that there is
friction and trouble between people.
But when you feel that the other person is
dumber than dirt, too dumb for words -
why waste your breath - you get along pretty well.
There's no bond between people that's quite so strong as
when people each feel slightly superior towards the other one.
- Garrison Keillor

Real excellence and humility are
not incompatible one with the other,
on the contrary they are twin sisters.
- Jean Baptiste Lacordaire

Each man's life touches so many other lives.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)

We are injured and hurt emotionally,
not so much by other people
or what they say and don't say,
but by our own attitude and our own response.
- Maxwell Maltz

Other people do not have to change
for us to experience peace of mind.
- Gerald Jampolsky

A life is not important except in
the impact it has on other lives.
- Jackie Robinson (baseball player)

There is no time for cut-and-dried monotony.
There is time for work.
And time for love.
That leaves no other time!
- Coco Chanel

Arbitrary power is like most other things which are very hard,
very liable to be broken.
- Abigail Adams

Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other.
- Euripides

All the religions of the world,
while they may differ in other respects,
unitedly proclaim that nothing lives in this world but Truth.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings,
so that you shall gain easily what others have labored hard for.
- Socrates

We win justice quickest by rendering
justice to the other party.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

O Day of days when we can read!
The reader and the book, either without the other is naught.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't confuse fame with success.
Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
- Erma Bombeck

There are only two things we should fight for.
One is the defense of our homes and the other is the Bill of Rights.
- Smedley Butler

Business is other people's money.
- Delphine de Girardin

The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind
him in other men the conviction and the will to carry on.
- Walter Lippmann

The car trip can draw the family together,
as it was in the days before television when parents
and children actually talked to each other.
- Andrew H. Malcolm

Management is nothing more than motivating other people.
- Lee Iacocca

Just as a man would not cherish living
in a body other than his own,
so do nations not like to live under other nations,
however noble and great the latter may be.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

More than any other in Western Europe,
Britain remains a country where a traveler has to think
twice before indulging in the ordinary food of ordinary people.
- Joseph Lelyveld

Knowledge is only one half.
Faith is the other.
- Novalis

When friends stop being frank and useful to each other,
the whole world loses some of its radiance.
- Anatole Broyard


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