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Gabriel Marcel Quotes
Funny Quotes by Gabriel Marcel

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On a grassroots level we say that man can touch more than he can grasp.
- Gabriel Marcel

Metaphysics is a science.
- Gabriel Marcel

But however measurable, there is much more life in
music than mathematics or logic ever dreamed of.
- Gabriel Marcel

But a science is exact to the extent that its method
measures up to and is adequate to its object.
- Gabriel Marcel


 

Music at times is more like perfume than mathematics.
- Gabriel Marcel

Contemporary thinkers would say that man is continuously transcending himself.
- Gabriel Marcel

The wise man knows how to run his life so that contemplation is Possible.
- Gabriel Marcel


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It is right that we be concerned with the scientific probity of metaphysics.
- Gabriel Marcel

The dynamic element in my philosophy,
taken as a whole, can be seen as an obstinate and untiring
battle against the spirit of abstraction.
- Gabriel Marcel

Contemplation and wisdom are highest achievements and
man is not totally at home with them.
- Gabriel Marcel

The striking thing about the Precious Blood is the
bond it establishes between love and suffering in our experience,
a bond that has become so close that we have come to
think of suffering accepted with joy as the most authentic
sign of love with any depth at all.
- Gabriel Marcel

Here are the opinions on which my facts are based.
- Anonymous PHOTO

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde PHOTO

Live life on the edge, not with an edge.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face.
- the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

There's no reason to become alarmed,
and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight.
By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
- the movie Airplane!

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always
depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw

He early on let her know who is the boss.
He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."
- Anonymous humor

A relationship, I think, is like a shark.
You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall (1977)

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
- Joan Rivers

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
- Bill Cosby

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
- Erma Bombeck

The key is, to not think of death as an end,
but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses.
- the movie Love and Death

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
- Erma Bombeck

You have to learn to push the guilt
under the rug and move on,
otherwise it overwhelms you.
- the Woody Allen movie Match Point

Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed.
But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops.
Uh, depending on the breaks.
- the movie Dr. Strangelove

I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year
for cheating on my metaphysics final ...
I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

I have six locks on my door all in a row.
When I go out, I lock every other one.
I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks,
they are always locking three.
- Elayne Boosler

My father would take me to the playground,
and put me on mood swings.
- Jay London

Drawing on my fine command of the English language,
I said nothing.
- Robert Benchley

When your friends begin to flatter
you on how young you look,
it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain

I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage
is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

I buy expensive suits.
They just look cheap on me.
- Warren Buffett

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
- Samuel Butler

Oh, come on, Shrek, wake up and smell the pheromones!
- the movie Shrek (2001)

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
- Kevin James

Crazy is walking down the street
with half a cantaloupe on your head,
muttering; "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster."
- the movie Spy Hard (1996)

My Father had a profound influence on me.
He was a lunatic.
- Spike Milligan

You can put wings on a pig,
but you don't make it an eagle.
- William J. Clinton

Sucking the marrow out of life
doesn't mean choking on the bone.
- Robin Williams as John Keating
in the 1989 movie Dead Poets Society

My uncle Sammy was an angry man.
He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
- Margaret Smith

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
- George Carlin

When you are courting a nice girl
an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder
a second seems like an hour.
That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
- Mike Myers

Tip the world over on its side and
everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

I refuse to answer that question
on the grounds that I don't know the answer
- Douglas Adams

Fly Life on Free Wings, and Sing to its Glory.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In life you are given two ends;
one to think with and the other to sit on.
Your success in life depends on which end you use most.
Heads you win, tails you lose.
- Conrad Burns

Every man thinks God is on his side.
- Jean Anouilh

The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life.
Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.
- Albert Einstein

It is dangerous to be right in matters
on which the established authorities are wrong.
- Voltaire

Well excuse me - we've got something
a little unusual going on here -
time travel, parallel universes,
or just a little common ordinary insanity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Just remember, after they foreclose on your mortgage,
you get a lot more sunshine in your life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The man who can smile when things go wrong
has thought of someone else he can blame it on.
- Robert Bloch

Life is like a sewer...
what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
- Tom Lehrer

Do you feel stuck?
Whether in a project, a job, a relationship,
or some other situation,
there is a time for perseverance,
and a time for letting go and moving on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is an open question whether any behavior
based on fear of eternal punishment
can be regarded as ethical
or should be regarded as merely cowardly.
- Margaret Mead

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth,
but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
- Winston Churchill

Hold on with a bulldog grip,
and chew and choke as much as possible.
- Abraham Lincoln

Faced with the choice between changing one's mind
and proving that there is no need to do so,
almost everyone gets busy on the proof.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

If you want total security, go to prison.
There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on.
The only thing lacking... is freedom.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Let your sympathies and your compassion
be always with the under dog in the fight -
this is magnanimity;
but bet on the other one - this is business.
- Mark Twain

I am proud to be an American.
Because an American can eat anything on the face of
this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
- Bill Cosby

Human beings are the only creatures on the planet
who tell time and think they have to earn a living.
- Buckminster Fuller

You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact.
And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth.
- John Lennon

Advertisements contain the only truths
to be relied on in a newspaper.
- Thomas Jefferson

When life gets you down -
just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
- Anonymous humor

Life is like a roller coaster - scream Whee... on the way down,
and let the momentum carry you back up the next hill.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I feel coming on a strange disease - humility.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

People living their lives for you on TV;
They say they're better than you, and you agree.
- Jewel

If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
- Mo Udall


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