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Where are you going? Where does your path lead?
You can never know the future, yet wandering aimlessly
is unlikely to be the source of a fulfilling life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Trees go wandering forth in all directions with every wind,
going and coming like ourselves,
traveling with us around the sun two million miles a day,
and through space heaven knows how fast and far!
- John Muir
Where did you park the invisible car?
- the movie Megamind (2010)
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage
is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall
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If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra
Where large sums of money are concerned,
it is advisable to trust nobody.
- Agatha Christie
Lord, where we are wrong,
make us willing to change;
where we are right,
make us easy to live with.
- Peter Marshall
Less is only more where more is no good.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Everyone who got where he is,
had to begin where he was.
- Richard L. Evans
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out
where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
- George Carlin
The jump is so frightening
between where I am,
and where I want to be.
Because of all I may become,
I will close my eyes and leap.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb
If you don't know where you're going,
any road will take you there.
- Lewis Carroll
(Alice in Wonderland)
Where there is shouting, there is no true knowledge.
- Leonardo da Vinci
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it,
or who said it, no matter if I have said it,
unless it agrees with your own reason
and your own common sense.
- The Buddha
Where There is Love, Nothing is Missing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Footprints in the sands of time...
Where have you been?
Where are you going?
Why are you going there?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The ache for home lives in all of us,
the safe place where we can
go as we are and not be questioned.
- Maya Angelou
Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations.
I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty,
believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.
- Louisa May Alcott
Where there is great love,
there are always miracles.
- Willa Cather
You know that place between sleeping and awake,
that place where you can still remember dreaming?
That's where I'll always think of you.
- James M. Barrie
It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are,
or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy.
It is what you think about.
- Dale Carnegie
Where there is no accusation of "fault,"
there can be no anger.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Why not go out on a limb?
Isn't that where the fruit is?
- Mark Twain
Where there is no emotion,
there is no motive for violence.
- the character Spock in the Star Trek television series
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
- Oprah Winfrey
Joy blooms where minds and hearts are open.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Who never walks save where he sees
men's tracks, makes no discoveries.
- J. G. Holland
Do not follow where the path may lead.
Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I was born on the prairies where the wind blew free
and there was nothing to break the light of the sun.
I was born where there were no enclosures.
- Geronimo
The simplest questions are the most profound.
Where were you born?
Where is your home?
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
Think about these once in a while
and watch your answers change.
- Richard Bach
Give a boy address and accomplishments
and you give him the mastery
of palaces and fortunes where he goes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy
is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet,
alone with the heavens, nature and God.
Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be.
- Anne Frank
Life is a process of becoming,
a combination of states we have to go through.
Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state
and remain in it. This is a kind of death.
- Anais Nin
None of us got where we are solely by
pulling ourselves up by our bootstraps.
- Thurgood Marshall
Intuition will tell the thinking mind where to look next.
- Jonas Salk
Could we see when and where we are to meet again,
we would be more tender when we bid our friends goodbye.
- Ouida
The sacred altar of all existence
is where we meet our ancestors
and our descendants yet unborn.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
If you have built castles in the air,
your work need not be lost;
that is where they should be.
Now put foundations under them.
- Henry David Thoreau
Greatness is not in where we stand,
but in what direction we are moving.
We must sail sometimes with the wind
and sometimes against it -
but sail we must,
and not drift, nor lie at anchor.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Where fear is, happiness is not.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Errors of opinion may be tolerated
where reason is left free to combat it.
- Thomas Jefferson
Another day, another dollar, another war, another tower
Went up where the homeless had their home.
- Jewel
Where love is, there God is also.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
Only aim to do your duty,
and mankind will give you credit where you fail.
- Thomas Jefferson
Where there is love there is life.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
No government ought to be without censors;
and where the press is free no one ever will.
- Thomas Jefferson
If we could first know where we are,
and whither we are tending,
we could then better judge what to do,
and how to do it.
- Abraham Lincoln
Where love reigns, there is no will to power;
and where the will to power is paramount, love is lacking.
The one is but the shadow of the other.
- Carl Jung
One of the oldest human needs is having someone
to wonder where you are when you don't come home at night.
- Margaret Mead
We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all of our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time
- T. S. Eliot
I want it said of me by those who knew me best,
that I always plucked a thistle and planted a flower
where I thought a flower would grow.
- Abraham Lincoln
If you do not change direction,
you may end up where you are heading.
- Lao Tzu
Where there is an observatory and a telescope,
we expect that any eyes will see new worlds at once.
- Henry David Thoreau
There can be no deep disappointment where there is not deep love.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Follow your instincts.
That's where true wisdom manifests itself.
- Oprah Winfrey
The only place where your dream becomes impossible
is in your own thinking.
- Robert H. Schuller
You are today where your thoughts have brought.
- James Allen
Follow your bliss and doors will open
where there were no doors before.
- Joseph Campbell
Be a yardstick of quality.
Some people aren't used to an environment
where excellence is expected.
- Steve Jobs
Where there is no vision, there is no hope.
- George Washington Carver
Compassion blooms where there is no expectation.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Where wisdom reigns, there is no conflict
between thinking and feeling.
- Carl Jung
Die when I may, I want it said by those who knew me best
that I always plucked a thistle and planted a flower
where I thought a flower would grow.
- Abraham Lincoln
Where the press is free and every man
is able to read, all is safe.
- Thomas Jefferson
The world turns aside to let any man pass
who knows where he is going.
- Epictetus
He who loves practice without theory
is like the sailor who boards ship
without a rudder and compass
and never knows where he may cast.
- Leonardo da Vinci
Society is a masked ball,
where every one hides his real character,
and reveals it by hiding.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Do not worry if you have built your castles in the air.
They are where they should be.
Now put the foundations under them.
- Henry David Thoreau
You got to be careful if you
don't know where you're going,
because you might not get there.
- Yogi Berra
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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