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Funny Summer Quotes
Funny Quotes about Summer

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Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
- Russell Baker

A lot of parents pack up their troubles
and send them off to summer camp.
- Raymond Duncan

People take pictures of the Summer, just in case someone thought they had missed it, and to proved that it really existed.
- Ray Davies


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Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.
- Sam Keen

Tears are the summer showers to the soul.
- Alfred Austin

Summer has filled her veins with light
and her heart is washed with noon.
- C. Day Lewis


 

I love Paris in the summer, when it sizzles.
- Cole Porter

We are talking now of summer evenings in Knoxville, Tennessee, in the time that I lived there so successfully disguised to myself as a child.
- James Agee

Acting school was summer camp, and I needed concentration camp. I had so many different ideas swirling between culture and how to tie things together.
- Ajay Naidu

Like a welcome summer rain,
humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
- Langston Hughes

Nothing is more memorable than a smell. One scent can be unexpected, momentary and fleeting, yet conjure up a childhood summer beside a lake in the mountains.
- Diane Ackerman

In the depth of winter I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer.
- Albert Camus

Occasionally I have come across a last patch of snow on top of a mountain in late May or June. There's something very powerful about finding snow in summer.
- Andy Goldsworthy

Tears of joy are like the summer rain drops pierced by sunbeams.
- Hosea Ballou

Cloud Animals: Be a Child Again.
I remember warm summer afternoons,
laying in the shade of a maple tree in the back yard
of my Connecticut home watching the clouds for hours.
As those clouds formed dragons and foxes, clowns and angels,
I traveled across space and time.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.
- John Lubbock

So when I was 13, I basically left home and never returned and lived at home again. I would come home for a week at Christmas and two weeks in the summer only.
- Peter Jurasik

By all these lovely tokens September days are here, With summer's best of weather And autumn's best of cheer.
- Helen Hunt Jackson

I had 500 kids at camp this past summer for example. We do nine weeks for kids and nine days for grown ups every summer. The adult camp is a lot of fun.
- Wavy Gravy

The heroes of our youth grow old - 'the boys of summer in their ruin,' in Dylan Thomas's verse - yet we seem the same.
- John Thorn

One night last summer, all the killers in my head assembled on a stage in Massachusetts to sing show tunes.
- Sarah Vowell

You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they're gonna get rich off of the merchandise.
- Aaron McGruder

The NAACP was even considering earlier this summer reassessing their position on school integration.
- Tom Joyner

Nothing is as easy to make as a promise this winter to do something next summer; this is how commencement speakers are caught.
- Sydney J. Harris

The summer of 1943 at Exeter was as happy a time as I ever had in my life.
- John Knowles

Summer afternoon, summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language.
- Henry James

Whenever I was upset by something in the papers, Jack always told me to be more tolerant, like a horse flicking away flies in the summer.
- Jackie Kennedy

With 2 movies opening this summer, I have no relaxing time at all. Whatever I have is spent in a drunken stupor.
- Hugh Grant

I also want to thank Arizona citizens for their efforts at conserving energy last summer.
- Jane D. Hull

We were given no chance against them, but we held our own and we will be trying to do the same this summer.
- Robbie Keane

The Indian Summer of life should be a little sunny and a little sad, like the season, and infinite in wealth and depth of tone, but never hustled.
- Henry Adams

Well, look at all of these summer blockbusters. You can't help but laugh a little, because you've already seen a lot of these movies 482 times.
- Sean Penn

I was lucky enough not to face any required summer reading lists until I went to college. So I still think of summer as the best time to read for fun.
- Margaret Haddix

In spring they lie flat at the first warmth, they ruin my summer and in autumn they smell of women.
- Hugo Claus

We've been back since July, but I spent some time with the family in the south of France over the summer. We rented a house with another couple and took it easy.
- Laura Innes

I kept having chills. This was in the middle of the summer and I was wearing a sheepskin jacket and I was chilling. I was shaking all over.
- Dick York

I love summer. Because it means I can wear a bikini top and shorts, even just to go shopping.
- David Wain

For me, football always meant that we came together as a family and, in the summer we played football outside.
- Claudia Schiffer

I did two or three plays every summer.
- Dabney Coleman

In the summer of 1776 our Founding Fathers sought to secure our independence and the liberties that remain the foundation of our nation today.
- Doc Hastings

We started focusing on this in earnest late summer and early fall. I can build more power plants. In the 12 years before us, not a single plant of major consequence was built.
- Gray Davis

We only work four days a week, we only work three weeks out of the month, and we get four months off for the summer. So there's plenty of time for me to spend with the kids.
- Patricia Heaton

In the spring and summer of 1989, a serious political disturbance took place in China.
- Li Peng

Youth is in a grand flush, like the hot days of ending summer; and pleasant dreams thrall your spirit, like the smoky atmosphere that bathes the landscape of an August day.
- Donald G. Mitchell

I am a better running back every time I step on the field. I try to get better each game, each summer, each season.
- Shaun Alexander

This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer.
- Charisma Carpenter

When I was in New York, I was making a living. We had a summer house and a car that I could put in a garage. That's something for a stage actor.
- William H. Macy

In the summer of '84, you just couldn't escape the Born in the USA record.
- Henry Rollins

I was four years old then, and I think it must have been the next summer that I first heard the voices.
- Black Elk

Japan's humid and warm summer climate, as well as frequent earthquakes resulted in lightweight timber buildings raised off the ground that are resistant to earth tremors.
- Harry Seidler

Now, I was the Summer Concert guy. I played every Summer concert there was.
- John Sebastian

It was a splendid summer morning and it seemed as if nothing could go wrong.
- John Cheever

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer.
- Bobby Flay

I was much entertained last summer with a tame bat, which would take flies out of a person's hand.
- Gilbert White

I am just through with a summer, and a summer is to me always a trying ordeal.
- Maria Mitchell

I learned a valuable life lesson that summer. You should find something in life that you really enjoy and seriously consider making that your life's work.
- Jim Evans

This is real human drama, we're not creating some amusement park ride for the summer. Even though the movie is really exciting to watch, it's got a real pathos behind it.
- John C. Reilly

We need society, and we need solitude also, as we need summer and winter, day and night, exercise and rest.
- Philip Gilbert Hamerton

By the end of the summer of 1973 I thought it was virtually impossible for South Vietnam to survive. How in the heck could they?
- William Westmoreland

Summer movies are spectacles; that's what you pay 10 dollars to see. You want to get teased by effects sometimes. I think that will never stop.
- Jan de Bont

I raised frogs every spring in our house from tadpoles and by end of summer our house was overrun with frogs.
- William Joyce

Fancy your having no sunshine in London yesterday! Here it was glorious, like full summer, and I sat up with the window wide open, listening to the discourse of two amorous thrushes.
- Marie Corelli

The next summer, 1794, corn grew dear, and distress began in our land.
- Joanna Southcott

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
- Anton Chekhov

I left Montana in Spring of 1866, for Utah, arriving at Salt Lake city during the summer.
- Calamity Jane

Freedom Summer, the massive voter education project in Mississippi, was 1964. I graduated from high school in 1965. So becoming active was almost a rite of passage.
- Danny Glover

Mr. Speaker, high natural gas prices and the summer spike in gasoline prices serve as a stark reminder that the path to energy independence is a long and arduous one.
- Judy Biggert

The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.
- Sarah Silverman

It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade.
- Charles Dickens


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