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Funny Quotes about Stumble

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Man will occasionally stumble over the truth,
but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
- Winston Churchill

Life is truly known only to those who suffer,
lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat.
- Anais Nin

We occasionally stumble over the truth
but most of us pick ourselves up and
hurry off as if nothing had happened.
- Winston Churchill

It is by going down into the abyss
that we recover the treasures of life.
Where you stumble, there lies your treasure.
- Joseph Campbell


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Remember, we all stumble, every one of us.
That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand.
- Emily Kimbrough

Men occasionally stumble over the truth,
but most of them pick themselves up
and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
- Winston Churchill

We may stumble, but always there is that eternal voice,
forever whispering within our ear,
that thing which causes the eternal quest,
that thing which forever sings and sings.
- Ernest Holmes


 

Always aim high, work hard, and care deeply
about what you believe in.
When you stumble, keep faith.
When you're knocked down, get right back up.
And never listen to anyone who says
you can't or shouldn't go on.
- Hilary Clinton

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
- W. C. Fields

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits
and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.
- Benjamin Franklin

Whenever I date a guy, I think,
"Is this the man I want my children
to spend their weekends with?"
- Rita Rudner

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
- Mae West

One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
- Robert A. Heinlein

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man
is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Give a man one rabbit, and he will eat for a day;
give a man two rabbits, and he will
feed his family and his neighbors
and return you 64,768 rabbits in change.
- Anonymous

In order to be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.
- Helen Rowland

Don't marry a man to reform him -
that's what reform schools are for.
- Mae West

I care not much for a man's religion
whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
- Abraham Lincoln

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx

Barf: I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
- the movie Spaceballs (1987)

Do not marry a man to reform him.
That is what reform schools are for.
- Mae West

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
- Ogden Nash

A man's friendships are, like his will,
invalidated by marriage -
but they are also no less invalidated
by the marriage of his friends.
- Samuel Butler

You can lead a man to Congress,
but you can't make him think.
- Milton Berle

A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50,
and a fool if he doesn't afterward.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks.
She's not marrying the best man.
- Anonymous

Afraid? Me? A man who's licked
his weight in wild caterpillars?
Afraid? You bet I'm afraid!
- Groucho Marx

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman -
before marriage and after marriage.
- Anonymous

Men always want to be a woman's first love -
women like to be a man's last romance.
- Oscar Wilde

No man is truly married until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying.
- Anonymous

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy,
the first question I ask myself is:
is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
- Rita Rudner

A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain

A man likes his wife to be
just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness,
and just stupid enough to admire it.
- Israel Zangwill

I am a man of fixed and unbending principles,
the first of which is to be flexible at all times.
- Everett Dirksen

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway
is usually a poor judge of distance.
- Laurence J. Peter

I like a man who grins when he fights.
- Winston Churchill

One man's "magic" is another man's engineering.
"Supernatural" is a null word.
- Robert A. Heinlein

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers,
looks around for a coffin.
- H. L. Mencken

Man can hardly even recognize the devils of his own creation.
- Albert Schweitzer

When I hear a man preach,
I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees.
- Abraham Lincoln

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
- Stanley Baldwin

A conservative is a man who is
too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
- Elbert Hubbard

Stay hopeless and confused. Keep polishing those skills.
- the movie When a Man Loves a Woman (1994)

We are born believing.
A man bears beliefs as a tree bears apples.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The man of science is a poor philosopher.
- Albert Einstein

Many a man owes his success to his first wife
and his second wife to his success.
- Jim Backus

Man's nature is not essentially evil.
Brute nature has been known to
yield to the influence of love.
You must never despair of human nature.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
- Albert Schweitzer

Confused Memories of Childhood:
Hate to my father, cruel hate,
confused with love - a mix not great.
The man I love - the man I hate;
the man I want to emulate.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Jung

Every man prefers belief to the exercise of judgment.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The civilized man has built a coach,
but has lost the use of his feet.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain

A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself,
to keep his friends in countenance.
- Benjamin Franklin

Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because
he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong
only because he has remained silent.
- Winston Churchill

The man who reads nothing at all
is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
- Thomas Jefferson

Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.
- Confucius

Man's role is uncertain, undefined, and perhaps unnecessary.
- Margaret Mead

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man,
and I hate people like that!
- Tom Lehrer

Books serve to show a man
that those original thoughts of his
aren't very new at all.
- Abraham Lincoln

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother
why the bride changed her mind.
What do you mean? responded her mother.
Well, she went down the aisle with one man,
and came back with another.
- Anonymous

The power of man has grown in every sphere, except over himself.
- Winston Churchill

If I knew for a certainty that a man was coming to my house
with the conscious design of doing me good,
I should run for my life.
- Henry David Thoreau

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something;
in the absence of good grounds for belief,
he will be satisfied with bad ones.
- Bertrand Russell

The reason why the world lacks unity,
and lies broken and in heaps,
is, because man is disunited with himself.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Man tends to treat all of his opinions as principles.
- Herbert Sebastian Agar

I want to be the white man's brother, not his brother-in-law.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

If it keeps up, man will atrophy
all his limbs but the push-button finger.
- Frank Lloyd Wright


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