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A big part of letting go is recognizing
when it is time to stay in a situation
and when it is time to move on.
- Darren L. Johnson
A relationship, I think, is like a shark.
You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall (1977)
Do you feel stuck?
Whether in a project, a job, a relationship,
or some other situation,
there is a time for perseverance,
and a time for letting go and moving on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
One's first love is always perfect
until one meets one's second love.
- Elizabeth Aston
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Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth
until the hour of separation.
- Khalil Gibran
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance,
but with somebody else.
- Mae West
For all sad words of tongue and pen,
The saddest are these, "It might have been.
- John Greenleaf Whittier
Love means not ever having to say you're sorry.
- Erich Segal
Love does not claim possession, but gives freedom.
- Rabindranath Tagore
Farewell My Friend
It was beautiful as long as it lasted
The journey of my life.
I have no regrets whatsoever
save the pain I'll leave behind.
Those dear hearts who love and care...
And the strings pulling at the heart and soul...
The strong arms that held me up
When my own strength let me down.
At every turning of my life
I came across good friends,
Friends who stood by me,
Even when the time raced me by.
Farewell, farewell my friends
I smile and bid you goodbye.
No, shed no tears for I need them not
All I need is your smile.
If you feel sad do think of me
for that's what I'll like
when you live in the hearts
of those you love, remember then
you never die.
- Gitanjali Ghei
True love is a process of co-creation
in which neither feels ownership or superiority.
Jealousy is a highly destructive force
for love and relationships.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A good-bye is never painful unless
you're never going to say hello again.
- Anonymous
Moving on is simple, it's what you leave behind
that makes it so difficult.
- Anonymous
Jealousy is that pain which a man feels
from the apprehension that he is not equally beloved
by the person whom he entirely loves.
- Joseph Addison
Every parting gives a foretaste of death,
every reunion a hint of the resurrection.
- Arthur Schopenhauer
The fastest way to destroy love
is to make a goal out of it,
because people who are trying to be loved
come from a place that they're not loved.
- Werner Erhard
Before moving on, you have to clear away your cherished beliefs.
- Dick Raymond
Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell.
- Emily Dickinson
Those we love don't go away,
They walk beside us every day,
Unseen, unheard, but always near,
Still loved, still missed and very dear.
- Anonymous
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck.
If you live through it, you start looking
very carefully to the right and to the left.
- Jean Kerr
Driving me away is easier than saying goodbye.
- Erica Jong
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson
Grief is the price we pay for love.
- Queen Elizabeth II
We're never so vulnerable than when we trust someone -
but paradoxically, if we cannot trust,
neither can we find love or joy.
- Walter Anderson
I have three kinds of friends:
those who love me,
those who pay no attention to me,
and those who detest me.
- Nicolas De Chamfort
When I see your smile,
and I know it's not for me,
that's when I'll miss you.
- Anonymous
No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear.
- C. S. Lewis
There is more hunger for love and appreciation
in this world than for bread.
- Mother Teresa
It hurts to love someone
and not be loved in return,
but what is more painful is to love
someone and never find the courage
to let that person know how you feel.
- Anonymous
There is no such thing as a lovers' oath.
- Plato
Suspicion and jealousy are the death knell of any relationship.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A man never knows how to say goodbye;
a woman never knows when to say it.
- Helen Rowland
A competent and self-confident person is
incapable of jealousy in anything.
Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
- Robert A. Heinlein
We are afraid to care too much, for fear
that the other person does not care at all.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
- William Shakespeare
There are no good-byes.
Wherever we are, you'll always be in my heart.
- Anonymous
The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
- Robert Anthony
In a separation it is the one
who is not really in love
who says the more tender things.
- Marcel Proust
As selfishness and complaint
pervert and cloud the mind,
so love with its joy
clears and sharpens the vision.
- Helen Keller
To fall in love is awfully simple,
but to fall out of love is simply awful.
- Bess Myerson
When someone you love dies,
you don't lose them all at once.
You lose them in pieces over time
- the movie Simon Birch
It is never good dwelling on good-byes ...
it is not the being together that it prolongs, it is the parting.
- Elizabeth Bibesco
The most terrible poverty is loneliness
and the feeling of being unloved.
- Mother Teresa
Take away love and our earth is a tomb.
- Robert Browning
In case you failed to notice,
in case you failed to see,
this is my heart,
bleeding before you,
this is me down on my knees.
- Jewel
When you break up, your whole identity is
shattered. It's like death.
- Dennis Quaid
Do not seek the because -
in love there is no because,
no reason, no explanation, no solutions.
- Anais Nin
A person isn't who they are during
the last conversation you had with them -
they're who they've been
throughout your whole relationship.
- Rainer Maria Rilke
Touch me in the morning
Then just walk away
We don't have tomorrow
But we had yesterday
- Ron Miller/Michael Masser
Deep in my heart I'm concealing things
that I'm longing to say.
Scared to confess what I'm feeling -
frightened you'll slip away.
- the movie Evita
Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything.
It's the time we spent together that matters,
not how we left it.
- Trey Parker
Every goodbye is the birth of a memory.
- Dutch Proverb
Time goes by a lot slower when you miss the one you love.
- Anonymous
Never say goodbye when you still want to try,
never give up when you still feel you can't take it.
Never say you don't love the person anymore
when you can't let go.
- Anonymous
When we lose one we love,
our bitterest tears are called forth
by the memory of hours when we loved not enough.
- Maurice Maeterlinck
When life offers you a dream so far
beyond any of your expectations,
it's not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end.
- Bella, from Twilight saga by Stephenie Meyer
You know you love someone when you know
you want them to be happy,
even if their happiness means
that you are not a part of it.
- Anonymous
Falling out of love is very enlightening.
For a short while you see the world with new eyes.
- Iris Murdoch
Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.
- George Eliot
The course of true love never did run smooth.
- William Shakespeare
Though lovers be lost love shall not.
- Dylan Thomas
There is a time to cry for those we have lost,
and there is a time to wipe the tears and smile again.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Don't be dismayed by good-byes.
A farewell is necessary before you can meet again.
- Richard Bach
The beginnings and endings of all human undertakings are untidy.
- John Galsworthy
Lovers who have been left, lose confidence and become afraid.
They learn to leave relationships first.
The broken hearted become the heart breakers.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Those whom we can love, we can hate;
to others we are indifferent.
- Henry David Thoreau
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love,
listens but doesn't believe,
and leaves before she is left.
- Marilyn Monroe
True Love burns the brightest,
But the brightest flames leave the deepest scars.
- Anonymous
There are three rules for dating:
1) Don't;
2) If you must, just be careful;
3) Forget the rules, your hormones will win anyway.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.
- Larry David
Each relationship nurtures a strength or weakness within you.
- Mike Murdock
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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