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You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.
- Confucius
She drove me to drink.
That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
- the movie Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
Never say goodbye when you still want to try,
never give up when you still feel you can't take it.
Never say you don't love the person anymore
when you can't let go.
- Anonymous
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Never give in - never, never, never, never.
- Winston Churchill
Give the world the best you have
and it may never be enough.
Give the world your best anyway.
- Mother Teresa
Never give up, for that
is just the place and time
that the tide will turn.
- Harriet Beecher Stowe
Never, never, never give up.
- Winston Churchill
Never give up.
- Anonymous
Never give up on the most important goals in your life.
Never give up on your life purpose.
Never give up on your core values.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
It is never too late to give up our prejudices.
- Henry David Thoreau
We are formed and molded by our thoughts.
Those whose minds are shaped by selfless thoughts
give joy when they speak or act.
Joy follows them like a shadow that never leaves them.
- The Buddha
You can give without loving,
but you can never love without giving.
- Robert Louis Stevenson
Our creator is the same and never changes
despite the names given Him by people here
and in all parts of the world.
Even if we gave Him no name at all,
He would still be there, within us,
waiting to give us good on this earth.
- George Washington Carver
Never cease loving a person, and never give up hope for him,
for even the prodigal son who had fallen most low,
could still be saved; the bitterest enemy
and also he who was your friend could again be your friend;
love that has grown cold can kindle
- Soren Kierkegaard
If you have never experienced the practice
of daily journaling, give it a try. I highly recommend it.
When I say "journaling," I am not referring to a diary
in which to record the events of your life,
I am talking about a place to record your feelings -
a friend with whom to share your troubles, fears, hopes, and dreams.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Choose your goal and keep your eye on it. Never give up.
Perhaps you will need to change your plan
and approach you goal from a different direction, but don't quit.
Keep thinking. Keep re-planning. Keep going.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
When you get into a tight place
and everything goes against you,
till it seems you cannot hold on a minute longer,
never give up then, for that is just
the place and time the tide will turn.
- Harriet Beecher Stowe
"Mother Teresa Prayer"
People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered;
... Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you
of selfish, ulterior motives;
... Be kind anyway.
If you are successful, you will win some
false friends and some true enemies;
... Succeed anyway.
If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you;
... Be honest and frank anyway.
What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight;
... Build anyway.
If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous;
... Be happy anyway.
The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow;
... Do good anyway.
Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough;
... Give the world the best you've got anyway.
You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God;
It was never between you and them anyway.
We can do no great things - only small things with great love.
- although commonly attributed to Mother Teresa,
who kept a copy of this prayer on
the wall of her Calcutta orphanage,
this prayer was actually written by Kent Keith.
Real love is never a selfish emotion.
If you want something from someone -
especially if that something is sex -
what you are feeling is not true love.
True love is about wanting happiness for the person you love -
and not about seeking happiness for yourself.
Fortunately, in most cases our own loving presence
is the greatest gift we can give to a person we love.
Nonetheless, the litmus test of love is knowing
we would choose never to see that person again
if we believed that distance would bring them greater happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde
Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz
Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
always gets the best of the argument.
- Voltaire
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Edgar Bergen
And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston Churchill
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly,
but I bet you ain't never seen a DONKEY fly!
- the movie Shrek (2001)
Never call an accountant a credit to his profession;
a good accountant is a debit to his profession.
- Charles Lyell
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller
We have a great life here in Alaska,
and we're never going back to America again!
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)
Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller
Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing
for most of us that it is not.
- Oscar Wilde
Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
- Anonymous
Eating words has never given me indigestion.
- Winston Churchill
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
- Oscar Wilde
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron
Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
- Babe Ruth
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.
- Anonymous
One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde
Which form of proverb do you prefer
Better late than never, or Better never than late?
- Lewis Carroll
I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead
Man's nature is not essentially evil.
Brute nature has been known to
yield to the influence of love.
You must never despair of human nature.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid
I always pass on good advice.
It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
- H. L. Mencken
You never can tell with bees.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
I never accepted the idea
that I had to be guided by
some pattern or blueprint.
- Little Richard
Never stir up litigation.
A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this.
- Abraham Lincoln
Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A person who never made a mistake
never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein
The way for a young man to rise is
to improve himself in every way he can,
never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him.
- Abraham Lincoln
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde
I would never want to be a member of a group
whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
- George Carlin
Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden
I never make stupid mistakes.
Only very, very clever ones.
- John Peel
My father always told me that
all businessmen were sons of bitches,
but I never believed it till now.
- John F. Kennedy
It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda
Never put off till tomorrow
what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson
The savage in man is never quite eradicated.
- Henry David Thoreau
People who want to share their religious views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them.
- Dave Barry
Until you've lost your reputation,
you never realize what a burden it was.
- Margaret Mitchell
Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard
Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig.
- Mark Twain
One should never know too precisely
whom one has married
- Friedrich Nietzsche
One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller
Anyone who knows history, particularly
the history of Europe, will, I think,
recognize that the domination
of education or of government
by any one particular religious faith
is never a happy arrangement for the people.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Hate is never conquered by hate,
Hate is only conquered by love.
- The Buddha
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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