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People will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget
how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou
May you never forget what is worth remembering,
or remember what is best forgotten.
- Anonymous
As we express our gratitude,
we must never forget that the highest appreciation
is not to utter words, but to live by them.
- John F. Kennedy
Never forget the three powerful resources
you always have available to you:
love, prayer, and forgiveness.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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Concern for man and his fate must always form
the chief interest of all technical endeavors.
Never forget this in the midst of your diagrams and equations.
- Albert Einstein
Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Work Hard. Do your best. Keep your word.
Never get too big for your britches.
Trust in God. Have no fear;
and Never forget a friend.
- Harry S. Truman
Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
- John F. Kennedy
I've learned that people will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou
To love. To be loved.
To never forget your own insignificance.
To never get used to the unspeakable violence
and the vulgar disparity of life around you.
To seek joy in the saddest places.
To pursue beauty to its lair.
To never simplify what is complicated
or complicate what is simple.
To respect strength, never power.
Above all, to watch. To try to understand.
To never look away. And never, never, to forget.
- Arundhati Roy
"I can forgive, but I cannot forget,"
is only another way of saying, I will not forgive.
Forgiveness ought to be like a canceled note -
torn in two, and burned up,
so that it never can be shown against one.
- Henry Ward Beecher
"Mother Teresa Prayer"
People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered;
... Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you
of selfish, ulterior motives;
... Be kind anyway.
If you are successful, you will win some
false friends and some true enemies;
... Succeed anyway.
If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you;
... Be honest and frank anyway.
What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight;
... Build anyway.
If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous;
... Be happy anyway.
The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow;
... Do good anyway.
Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough;
... Give the world the best you've got anyway.
You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God;
It was never between you and them anyway.
We can do no great things - only small things with great love.
- although commonly attributed to Mother Teresa,
who kept a copy of this prayer on
the wall of her Calcutta orphanage,
this prayer was actually written by Kent Keith.
The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde
Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz
And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)
We have a great life here in Alaska,
and we're never going back to America again!
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Edgar Bergen
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
always gets the best of the argument.
- Voltaire
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston Churchill
I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly,
but I bet you ain't never seen a DONKEY fly!
- the movie Shrek (2001)
Never call an accountant a credit to his profession;
a good accountant is a debit to his profession.
- Charles Lyell
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
- H. L. Mencken
I never accepted the idea
that I had to be guided by
some pattern or blueprint.
- Little Richard
Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden
The savage in man is never quite eradicated.
- Henry David Thoreau
Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig.
- Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow
what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde
I would never want to be a member of a group
whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
- George Carlin
Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.
- Confucius
You never can tell with bees.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
- Oscar Wilde
I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson
Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
- Anonymous
One should never know too precisely
whom one has married
- Friedrich Nietzsche
Until you've lost your reputation,
you never realize what a burden it was.
- Margaret Mitchell
Man's nature is not essentially evil.
Brute nature has been known to
yield to the influence of love.
You must never despair of human nature.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
I always pass on good advice.
It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde
Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
- Babe Ruth
You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.
- Anonymous
I never make stupid mistakes.
Only very, very clever ones.
- John Peel
It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda
Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard
Eating words has never given me indigestion.
- Winston Churchill
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron
Never stir up litigation.
A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this.
- Abraham Lincoln
Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing
for most of us that it is not.
- Oscar Wilde
Which form of proverb do you prefer
Better late than never, or Better never than late?
- Lewis Carroll
The way for a young man to rise is
to improve himself in every way he can,
never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him.
- Abraham Lincoln
My father always told me that
all businessmen were sons of bitches,
but I never believed it till now.
- John F. Kennedy
Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid
Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller
People who want to share their religious views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them.
- Dave Barry
One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller
Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A person who never made a mistake
never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein
I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead
Our Joy comes from living our own lives simply -
never from demanding that others live simply -
or from ever making any demands whatsoever upon others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
She drove me to drink.
That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
- the movie Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle,
and the life of the candle will not be shortened.
Happiness never decreases by being shared.
- The Buddha
Hate is never conquered by hate,
Hate is only conquered by love.
- The Buddha
I make it a policy to try never to
make a complete idiot of myself twice in the same way.
After all, there's always all kinds of new ways
to make a complete idiot of myself.
Why repeat the old ones?
- Margot Dalton
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump
"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
"And he has Brain."
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything."
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
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