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Another day, another dollar, another war, another tower
Went up where the homeless had their home.
- Jewel
We think sometimes that poverty is only
being hungry, naked and homeless.
The poverty of being unwanted, unloved and
uncared for is the greatest poverty.
We must start in our own homes to remedy this kind of poverty.
- Mother Teresa
Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!
- inscribed on the Statue of Liberty in New York harbor
What difference does it make to the dead,
the orphans, and the homeless,
whether the mad destruction is wrought
under the name of totalitarianism
or the holy name of liberty or democracy?
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
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One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
- Ogden Nash
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
- H. L. Mencken
I am prepared to meet my Maker.
Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal
of meeting me is another matter.
- Winston Churchill
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day -
and another, in case it doesn't rain.
- Mae West
Don't expect me to get excited over
another damn thing we need to find.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring,
close-knit family in another city.
- George Burns
It is a truth universally acknowledged that
when one part of your life starts going okay,
another falls spectacularly to pieces.
- the movie Bridget Jones Diary
When two people decide to get a divorce,
it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another,
but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
- Helen Rowland
Credit is a system whereby a person who can't pay
gets another person who can't pay
to guarantee that he can pay.
- Charles Dickens
If God listened to the prayers of men,
all men would quickly have perished:
for they are forever praying for evil against one another.
- Epicurus
One man's "magic" is another man's engineering.
"Supernatural" is a null word.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Life is just one damned thing after another.
- Elbert Hubbard (Philistine - A Periodical of Protest, 1896)
That's the secret to life . . .
replace one worry with another.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts
I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another
and I know there are people in the world
that do not love their fellow human beings
and I HATE people like that.
- Tom Lehrer
If everyone demanded peace
instead of another television set,
then there'd be peace.
- John Lennon
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother
why the bride changed her mind.
What do you mean? responded her mother.
Well, she went down the aisle with one man,
and came back with another.
- Anonymous
Every religion is true one way or another.
It is true when understood metaphorically.
But when it gets stuck in its own metaphors,
interpreting them as facts, then you are in trouble.
- Joseph Campbell
Another Sunrise, Another New Beginning.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
You are never too old to set another goal
or to dream a new dream.
- C. S. Lewis
My joy is the golden sunset
giving thanks for another day.
Gratitude itself is a source of joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Love one another but make not a bond of love.
Let it rather be a moving sea
between the shores of your souls.
- Khalil Gibran
Friendship is born at that moment
when one person says to another,
"What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
- C. S. Lewis
Guilt is only another way of avoiding informed action.
- Audre Lorde
Most of us spend our lives as if
we have another one in the bank.
- Ben Irwin
The shoe that fits one person pinches another;
there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.
- Carl Jung
When ordinary life shackles me,
I escape, one way or another. No more walls.
- Anais Nin
God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.
- William Shakespeare
We must be our own before we can be another's.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
We have nearly complete misunderstanding between
people of different faiths in Lake Wobegon,
and that's probably one reason why we get along so very well.
It's when you are trying to convince another person to think
the same way that you do that there is
friction and trouble between people.
But when you feel that the other person is
dumber than dirt, too dumb for words -
why waste your breath - you get along pretty well.
There's no bond between people that's quite so strong as
when people each feel slightly superior towards the other one.
- Garrison Keillor
The greatest weapon against stress
is our ability to choose one thought over another.
- William James
I have lost my seven best friends,
which is to say that God has had mercy on me
seven times without realizing it.
He lent a friendship, took it from me, and sent me another.
- Jean Cocteau
A new command I give you: Love one another.
As I have loved you, so you must love one another.
- Jesus of Nazareth (John 13:34)
I'd rather see the world from another angle
- Jewel
True courage is taking another small step each day
toward achieving your vision.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
It takes two to speak the truth:
one to speak, and another to hear.
- Henry David Thoreau
I claim that human mind or human society
is not divided into watertight compartments
called social, political and religious.
All act and react upon one another.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
Your informed, "no," to a particular service
allows another to offer their
gifted and unreserved, "yes."
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Non-violence and truth are inseparable and presuppose one another.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
America is another name for opportunity.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
- Oprah Winfrey
There is no goodness in attempting to coerce
another person into performing a good deed.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
It costs you nothing to make another happy -
and you gain your true self through the act of spreading joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
If I choose to bless another person,
I will always end up feeling more blessed.
- Marianne Williamson
When one door closes, another opens.
But often we look so long, so regretfully,
upon the closed door,
that we fail to see the one that is opened for us.
- Helen Keller
Death is no more than passing from one room into another.
But there's a difference for me, you know.
Because in that other room I shall be able to see.
- Helen Keller
Just another cold, misty morning inviting,
"want to go again?"
- Mary Anne Radmacher
If you wish to experience peace,
provide peace for another.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama
Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another
as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances.
- Thomas Jefferson
One way or another, we all have to find
what best fosters the flowering of our humanity
in this contemporary life,
and dedicate ourselves to that.
- Joseph Campbell
The man who goes alone can start today;
but he who travels with another
must wait till that other is ready.
- Henry David Thoreau
It takes discipline and compassion
to awaken the divine in ourselves long enough
to recognize the divine in another.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Don't limit a child to your own learning,
for he was born in another time.
- Rabindranath Tagore
An association of men who will not quarrel with one another
is a thing which has never yet existed,
from the greatest confederacy of nations
down to a town meeting or a vestry.
- Thomas Jefferson
Through violence, you may 'solve' one problem,
but you sow the seeds for another.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama
Thy Return is as another Sun to Heaven;
a new Rose blooming in the Garden of the Soul.
- Omar Khayyam
Love one another.
- Jesus of Nazareth
I believe that every human mind feels pleasure
in doing good to another.
- Thomas Jefferson
No man is good enough to govern another man
without that other's consent.
- Abraham Lincoln
Books! I dunno if I ever told you this,
but books are the greatest gift one person can give another.
- Bono
Never, never and never again shall it be
that this beautiful land will again experience
the oppression of one by another.
- Nelson Mandela
That which you hate to be done to you,
do not do to another.
- Ancient Egyptian Proverb
Love is granting another the space to be
the way they are and the way they are not.
- Werner Erhard
All progress is precarious, and the solution
of one problem brings us face to face with another problem.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
I have seen enough of one war never to wish to see another.
- Thomas Jefferson
We are each of us are angels with only one wing,
and we can only fly by embracing one another.
- Lucretius
TIME is yet another poisonous construct
of our rattlesnake minds.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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