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Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie"
until you can find a rock.
- Will Rogers
When all you know is bombs,
everything looks like a target.
Give peace and diplomacy a chance.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training,
for it trains people as to how they should think.
- Arthur Schopenhauer
Gossip is the art of saying nothing
in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.
- Walter Winchell
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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
- Woody Allen
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money
they don't have for something they don't need.
- Will Rogers
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
- Art Buchwald
People say conversation is a lost art;
how often I have wished it were.
- Edward R. Murrow
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
- Mae West
The pursuit of truth and beauty is a sphere of activity
in which we are permitted to remain children all our lives.
- Albert Einstein
The art of acceptance is the art of making someone
who has just done you a small favor
wish that he might have done you a greater one.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
The sculptor produces the beautiful statue
by chipping away such parts of the marble block as are not needed -
it is a process of elimination.
- Elbert Hubbard
Courage is the art of being the only one
who knows you're scared to death.
- Earl Wilson
The whole art of teaching is only the art
of awakening the natural curiosity
of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
- Anatole France
Whatever your work and whatever its worth,
No matter how strong or clever,
Some one will sneer if you pause to hear,
And scoff at your best endeavor.
For the target art has a broad expanse,
And wherever you chance to hit it,
Though close be your aim to the bull's-eye fame,
There are those who will never admit it.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Besides the noble art of getting things done,
there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
- Lin Yutang
Motivation is the art of getting people to do
what you want them to do because they want to do it.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
The supreme art of war is
to subdue the enemy without fighting.
- Sun Tzu
Take time today to appreciate beauty -
natural beauty, art, people.
Slow down, breathe deeply, smile.
It's a beautiful world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
In a relationship, when does the art of compromise become compromising?
- Sarah Jessica Parker
Tell me what company thou keepst,
and I'll tell thee what thou art.
- Miguel de Cervantes
Be slow to fall into friendship;
but when thou art in, continue firm and constant.
- Socrates
Art for art's sake is a philosophy of the well-fed.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Your life is the manifestation of your dream;
it is an art.
You can change your life anytime if
you aren't enjoying the dream.
- don Miguel Ruiz
Like music and art, love of nature is a common language
that can transcend political or social boundaries.
- Jimmy Carter
The difference between men friends and women friends
is that men tend to do things together,
women tend to just be together.
- Art Jahnke
The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference.
The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference.
The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference.
And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.
- Elie Wiesel
Things turn out best for the people
who make the best of the way things turn out.
- Art Linkletter
It is curious to observe what different
ideals of happiness people cherish,
and in what singular places they look
for this well-spring of their life.
Many look for it in the hoarding of riches,
some in the pride of power,
and others in the achievements of art and literature;
a few seek it in the exploration of their own minds,
or in search for knowledge.
- Helen Keller
Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge
on their children rather than virtue,
the art of speaking well rather than doing well;
but their manners should be of the greatest concern.
- R. Buckminster Fuller
Just smiling goes a long way toward
making you feel better about life.
And when you feel better about life, your life is better.
- Art Linkletter
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
It is the source of all true art and all science.
He to whom this emotion is a stranger,
who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe,
is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.
- Albert Einstein
If being an egomaniac means I believe
in what I do and in my art or my music,
then in that respect you can call me that.
I believe in what I do, and I'll say it.
- John Lennon
In Art, man reveals himself and not his objects.
- Rabindranath Tagore
Without tradition, art is a
flock of sheep without a shepherd.
Without innovation, it is a corpse.
- Winston Churchill
The highest art is always the most religious,
and the greatest artist is always a devout person.
- Abraham Lincoln
Simplicity and repose are qualities
that measure the true value of any work of art.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Space is the breath of art.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
In art, the hand can never execute anything
higher than the heart can imagine.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Art is never finished, only abandoned.
- Leonardo da Vinci
If art is to nourish the roots of our culture,
society must set the artist free
to follow his vision wherever it takes him.
- John F. Kennedy
Beyond mind, there is an awareness that is intrinsic,
that is not given to you by the outside, and is not an idea -
and there is no experiment up to now
that has found any center in the brain
which corresponds to awareness.
The whole work of meditation is
to make you aware of all that is "mind"
and disidentify yourself from it.
That very separation is the
greatest revolution that can happen to man.
Now you can do and act on only that
which makes you more joyous, fulfills you,
gives you contentment, makes your life a work of art, a beauty.
But this is possible only if the master in you is awake.
- Osho
It is the function of art to renew our perception.
What we are familiar with we cease to see.
The writer shakes up the familiar scene,
and, as if by magic, we see a new meaning in it.
- Anais Nin
Man can never know the kind of loneliness a woman knows.
Man lies in a woman's womb only to gather strength,
he nourishes himself from this fusion,
and then he rises and goes into the world,
into his work, into battle, into art.
He is not lonely. He is busy.
The memory of the swim in amniotic fluid gives him energy, completion.
The woman may be busy too, but she feels empty.
Sensuality for her is not only a wave of pleasure
in which she has bathed,
and a charge of electric joy at contact with another.
When man lies in her womb, she is fulfilled,
each act of love a a taking of man within her,
an act of birth and rebirth, of child-bearing and man-bearing.
Man lies in her womb and is reborn each time anew
with a desire to act, to BE.
But for woman, the climax is not in the birth,
but in the moment the man rests inside of her.
- Anais Nin
Where the spirit does not work with the hand,
there is no art.
- Leonardo da Vinci
It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy
in creative expression and knowledge.
- Albert Einstein
Love of beauty is taste.
The creation of beauty is art.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth.
- Pablo Picasso
The human foot is a masterpiece of engineering and a work of art.
- Leonardo da Vinci
Leadership is the art of getting someone else
to do something you want done because he wants to do it.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
True art is characterized by an irresistible
urge in the creative artist.
- Albert Einstein
If what is seen and experienced is portrayed
in the language of logic,
we are engaged in science.
If it is communicated through forms
whose connections are not accessible
to the conscious mind but are
recognized intuitively as meaningful,
then we are engaged in art.
- Albert Einstein
All that this world needs is a good cleansing of the heart
of all the inhibitions of the past.
And laughter and tears can do both.
Tears will take out all the agony that is hidden inside you
and laughter will take all that is preventing your ecstasy.
Once you have learned the art you will be immensely surprised.
- Osho
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt
towards people whom we personally dislike.
- Oscar Wilde
Oh, if only God would give me some sign.
If He would just speak to me once. Anything.
One sentence. Two words. If He would just cough.
- the movie Love and Death
I don't doubt God. I have firm faith absolutely in God.
It's religion I'm doubting.
- Bono
Almost any sect, cult, or religion will
legislate its creed into law
if it acquires the political power.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Anyone who can worship a trinity
and insist that his religion is a monotheism
can believe anything.
- Robert A Heinlein
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell -
you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
I don't know which will go first - rock 'n' roll or Christianity.
- John Lennon
In every country and every age,
the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
We are all atheists about most of the gods
that societies have ever believed in.
Some of us just go one god further.
- Richard Dawkins
Computers are like Old Testament gods;
lots of rules and no mercy.
- Joseph Campbell
Question with boldness even the existence of a God;
because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason,
than that of blind-folded fear.
- Thomas Jefferson
For centuries, theologians have been explaining
the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
- H. L. Mencken
You know your god is man-made when he
hates all the same people you do.
- Anonymous
Every man prefers belief to the exercise of judgment.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
The way to silence religious disputes is to take no notice of them.
- Thomas Jefferson
Gods always behave like the people who make them.
- Zora Neale Hurston
Random chance seems to have operated in our favor ...
there was no deity involved.
- Spock character in the Star Trek television series
The faith that stands on authority is not faith.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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