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There is so much that must be done
in a civilized barbarism like war.
- Amelia Earhart
Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall 
I care not much for a man's religion
whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
- Abraham Lincoln
And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)
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Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek
For my part, I consider that it will be found much better
by all parties to leave the past to history,
especially as I propose to write that history myself.
- Winston Churchill
Always forgive your enemies -
nothing annoys them so much.
- Oscar Wilde
No matter how much cats fight,
there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
- Abraham Lincoln
When all think alike, no one is thinking very much.
- Walter Lippmann
Do not laugh much or often or unrestrainedly.
- Epictetus
The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper
is that your guests are so pleased
to feel how very much better they are.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Love thy neighbor -
and if he happens to be tall,
debonair and devastating,
it will be that much easier.
- Mae West
You can always tell when a man's well informed.
His views are pretty much like your own.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Hold on with a bulldog grip,
and chew and choke as much as possible.
- Abraham Lincoln
The invisible and nonexistent look much alike.
- Delos B. McKown
I always avoid prophesying beforehand,
because it is a much better policy to prophesy
after the event has already taken place.
- Winston Churchill
It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
The lion and the calf shall lie down together,
but the calf won't get much sleep.
- Woody Allen
It was impossible to get a conversation going,
everybody was talking too much.
- Yogi Berra
How does so much gossip fit in such small minds?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron
I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack
that life is extinct on other planets
because their scientists were more advanced than ours.
- John F. Kennedy
Money often costs too much.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Morality which depends upon the helplessness
of a man or woman has not much to recommend it.
Morality is rooted in the purity of our hearts.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant
I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
But when I got to be 21, I was astonished
at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
- Mark Twain
Lord, grant that I might not so much
seek to be loved as to love.
- St. Francis of Assisi
Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge:
it is those who know little, and not those who know much,
who so positively assert that this or that problem
will never be solved by science.
- Charles Darwin
Those who own much have much to fear.
- Rabindranath Tagore
Riches do not exhilarate us so much with their possession
as they torment us with their loss.
- Epicurus
We are injured and hurt emotionally,
not so much by other people
or what they say and don't say,
but by our own attitude and our own response.
- Maxwell Maltz
Interdependence is and ought to be
as much the ideal of man as self-sufficiency.
Man is a social being.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
Joy's smile is much closer to tears than laughter.
- Victor Hugo
Normally, we do not so much look at things as overlook them.
- Alan Watts
We are all so much together,
but we are all dying of loneliness.
- Albert Schweitzer
Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody,
I think that is a much greater hunger,
a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.
- Mother Teresa
We are afraid to care too much, for fear
that the other person does not care at all.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Indifference and neglect often
do much more damage than outright dislike.
- J. K. Rowling
Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness;
however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
As human beings, our greatness lies
not so much in being able to remake the world -
as in being able to remake ourselves.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
Comfort and prosperity have never enriched
the world as much as adversity has.
- Billy Graham
Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence.
- Leonardo da Vinci
People don't care how much you know
until they know how much they care.
- John C. Maxwell
It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children,
to leave the world a better place,
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived,
this is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I don't believe people are looking for the meaning of life
as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive.
- Joseph Campbell
Man knows so much and does so little.
- R. Buckminster Fuller
Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often.
- Anonymous
People are afraid, very much afraid of those who know themselves.
They have a certain power, a certain aura and a certain magnetism.
- Osho
If it's a good idea, go ahead and do it.
It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission.
- Grace Hopper
Loneliness is not what it seems.
One does not feel lonely because one is alone,
but because of a feeling of lack -
a feeling that something is missing.
Loneliness is essentially independent
of how many other humans are around.
It has much more to do with one's self-esteem -
one's sense of inherent worth.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I don't know who my grandfather was;
I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be.
- Abraham Lincoln
If thy brother wrongs thee,
remember not so much his wrong-doing,
but more than ever that he is thy brother.
- Epictetus
My reading of history convinces me that most bad government
results from too much government.
- Thomas Jefferson
Never in the field of human conflict
was so much owed by so many to so few.
- Winston Churchill
It is usually the imagination that is wounded first,
rather than the heart; it being much more sensitive.
- Henry David Thoreau
There is nothing with which every man is so afraid
as getting to know how enormously much
he is capable of doing and becoming.
- Soren Kierkegaard
The years teach much which the days never know.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Living never wore one out
so much as the effort not to live.
- Anais Nin
An overfull calendar, like an overfull stomach,
is a consequence of taking on too much.
Commit, and eat, in moderation.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
He who obtains has little.
He who scatters has much.
- Lao Tzu
Who would ever think that so much went on
in the soul of a young girl?
- Anne Frank
How much pain they have cost us,
the evils which have never happened.
- Thomas Jefferson
Your worst enemy cannot harm you as much as
your own unguarded thoughts.
- The Buddha
He who would accomplish much must sacrifice much.
- James Allen
You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe,
deserves your love and affection.
- The Buddha
I do not think much of a man who is
not wiser today than he was yesterday.
- Abraham Lincoln
Do not be too moral.
You may cheat yourself out of much life.
So aim above morality.
Be not simply good;
be good for something.
- Henry David Thoreau
Often it does not matter so much what we choose,
but that we do choose.
- Alan Cohen
I had forgotten how much light there is in the world,
'til you gave it back to me.
- Ursula K. Le Guin
The man who promises everything, is sure to fulfill nothing,
and everyone who promises too much is in danger of
using evil means in order to carry out his promises,
and is already on the road to perdition.
- Carl Jung
Faith is much better than belief.
Belief is when someone else does the thinking.
- R. Buckminster Fuller
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