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Well-behaved women seldom make history. ...
by Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Well-behaved women seldom make history.
- Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

You're already a bastard.
Might as well be an enlightened one.
- the movie Simon Birch

Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer.
- Tom Lehrer

Thank God men cannot fly, and lay waste
the sky as well as the earth.
- Henry David Thoreau


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You can always tell when a man's well informed.
His views are pretty much like your own.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
- Mark Twain

If everything seems to be going well,
you have obviously overlooked something.
- Anonymous


 

It's not very heroic to slay dragons.
Dragons are generally very peaceful and well behaved.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The length of this document defends it well
against the risk of its being read.
- Winston Churchill

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother
why the bride changed her mind.
What do you mean? responded her mother.
Well, she went down the aisle with one man,
and came back with another.
- Anonymous

Trust your own instinct.
Your mistakes might as well be your own,
instead of someone else's.
- Billy Wilder

I find that principles have no real force
except when one is well fed.
- Mark Twain

You may as well laugh at life,
because it's certainly laughing at you.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What would be the use of immortality to a person
who cannot use well a half an hour.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well excuse me - we've got something
a little unusual going on here -
time travel, parallel universes,
or just a little common ordinary insanity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A well-developed sense of humor
is the pole that adds balance to your steps,
as you walk the tightrope of life.
- William Arthur Ward

Trust your own inner guidance.
Have faith that your steps are
carrying you toward your dreams.
Keep your eyes on the heavens
and believe that your feet will carry you well.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Hold on... Joyfully.
Holding-on does not have to be
a desperate teeth-gritting kind of holding-on.
Holding-on can be a joyful
"this is just the nature of Life,
so I may as well enjoy it"
kind of holding-on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often.
- Anonymous

The simplification of life is one of the steps to inner peace.
A persistent simplification will create an inner and outer well-being
that places harmony in one's life.
- Peace Pilgrim

Being angry harms your physical,
emotional, and spiritual well-being.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We have nearly complete misunderstanding between
people of different faiths in Lake Wobegon,
and that's probably one reason why we get along so very well.
It's when you are trying to convince another person to think
the same way that you do that there is
friction and trouble between people.
But when you feel that the other person is
dumber than dirt, too dumb for words -
why waste your breath - you get along pretty well.
There's no bond between people that's quite so strong as
when people each feel slightly superior towards the other one.
- Garrison Keillor

Hatred is blind, as well as love.
- Oscar Wilde

Whatever your life's work is, do it well.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Imagine for yourself a character,
a model personality whose example you determine to follow,
in private as well as in public.
- Epictetus

Life is a dangerous - ultimately fatal - endeavor,
so you may as well live it full out.
Chart your course, cast off the lines,
and boldly sail the seas of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If a man is called to be a street sweeper,
he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted,
or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry.
He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts
of heaven and earth will pause to say,
here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody
- John Churton Collins

Treat the earth well.
It was not given to you by your parents,
it was loaned to you by your children.
We do not inherit the Earth from our Ancestors,
we borrow it from our Children.
- Native American traditional

Good men must not obey the laws too well.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The fact is, that to do anything in the world worth doing,
we must not stand back shivering and thinking of the cold and danger,
but jump in and scramble through as well as we can.
- Robert Cushing

When the well's dry, we know the worth of water.
- Benjamin Franklin

Life is not about how fast you run
or how high you climb
but how well you bounce.
- Vivian Komori

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread.
- John Muir

So confident am I in the intentions,
as well as wisdom, of the government,
that I shall always be satisfied that what is not done,
either cannot, or ought not to be done.
- Thomas Jefferson

The part can never be well unless the whole is well.
- Plato

Rights that do not flow from duty
well performed are not worth having.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Learn to do common things uncommonly well;
we must always keep in mind that anything
that helps fill the dinner pail is valuable.
- George Washington Carver

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement.
But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr

Every actual State is corrupt.
Good men must not obey laws too well.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing is ever going to work out the way you want,
so you may as well choose to want the way life does work out.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Before we acquire great power
we must acquire wisdom to use it well.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The more we care for the happiness of others,
the greater is our own sense of well-being.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Treat the earth well,
It was not given to you by your parents,
It was loaned to you by your children.
- Native American Proverb

No man who is occupied in doing a very difficult thing,
and doing it very well, ever loses his self-respect.
- George Bernard Shaw

No face which we can give to a matter
will stead us so well at last as the truth.
This alone wears well.
- Henry David Thoreau

Look well into thyself; there is a source of strength
which will always spring up if thou wilt always look there.
- Marcus Aurelius

The reward of a thing well done, is to have done it.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you want something to be different than it is,
you might as well teach a cat to bark.
Wanting something to be different than it is, is hopeless.
- Byron Katie

I was losing interest in politics,
when the repeal of the Missouri Compromise aroused me again.
What I have done since then is pretty well known.
- Abraham Lincoln

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread,
places to play in and pray in,
where nature may heal and cheer
and give strength to the body and soul.
- John Muir

Life may not be the party we hoped for,
but while we are here we might as well dance.
- Anonymous

Ambition has one heel nailed in well,
though she stretch her fingers to touch the heavens.
- Lao Tzu

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well
wishes it for my sake.
- Anonymous

Well, when you come down to it,
I don't see that a reporter could do much to a president, do you?
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Have the will to be well, to be happy, and to live in joy.
- Ernest Holmes

It is better to travel well than to arrive.
- The Buddha

Art for art's sake is a philosophy of the well-fed.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

It is not enough to have a good mind,
the main thing is to use it well.
- Rene Descartes

That some achieve great success,
is proof to all that others can achieve it as well.
- Abraham Lincoln

Always aim at complete harmony
of thought and word and deed.
Always aim at purifying your thoughts
and everything will be well.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

What is once well done is done forever.
- Henry David Thoreau

How many things there are concerning which we might
well deliberate whether we had better know them.
- Henry David Thoreau

Doing well is the result of doing good.
That's what capitalism is all about.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I distrust those people who know so well
what God wants them to do,
because I notice it always coincides
with their own desires.
- Susan B. Anthony

You are defined by your habits - choose well.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Well done is better than well said.
- Benjamin Franklin

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads.
- Henry David Thoreau

Your point of view sets you up well in advance
for how you view the events as they unfold.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

See God in every person, place, and thing,
and all will be well in your world.
- Louise L. Hay

A house is not a home unless it
contains food and fire
for the mind as well as the body.
- Benjamin Franklin


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