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It ain't over till it's over.
- Yogi Berra
The future ain't what it used to be.
- Yogi Berra
If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra
It was impossible to get a conversation going,
everybody was talking too much.
- Yogi Berra
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If you ask me anything I don't know,
I'm not going to answer.
- Yogi Berra
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice there is.
- Yogi Berra
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
- Yogi Berra
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
- Yogi Berra
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
- Yogi Berra
You can observe a lot by just watching.
- Yogi Berra
You got to be careful if you
don't know where you're going,
because you might not get there.
- Yogi Berra
Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall
(Groom), take (Bride)'s hand and place your hand over hers.
Now, remember this moment and cherish it...
because this will be the last time you ever have the upper hand.
- Anonymous
I got a good mind to join a club
and beat you over the head with it.
- the Groucho Marx movie Duck Soup
Don't expect me to get excited over
another damn thing we need to find.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
- Samuel Johnson [also attributed to Oscar Wilde]
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
- H. L. Mencken
Tip the world over on its side and
everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
It would be insane for me to
lose sleep over the opinions of others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The man who does not read good books
has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain
Even if you're on the right track,
you'll get run over if you just sit there.
- Will Rogers
Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.
- W. C. Fields
The power of man has grown in every sphere, except over himself.
- Winston Churchill
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth,
but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
- Winston Churchill
Might I perhaps win my wings?
I've been waiting for over 200 years now, sir,
and people ARE beginning to talk.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)
Difference of opinion is advantageous in religion.
The several sects perform the office of a Censor -
over each other.
- Thomas Jefferson
It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda
Just when the caterpillar thought
the world was over, it became a butterfly.
- Anonymous
Protect your vision.
Prevail over adversity.
Persevere in the midst of turmoil.
Passionately act upon your convictions.
Purposely walk into the day.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Anger is a destructive emotion
that becomes instinctive over the years.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world,
and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
- Norman Vincent Peale
And you would accept the seasons of your heart
just as you have always accepted
that seasons pass over your fields
and you would watch with serenity
through the winters of your grief.
- Khalil Gibran
The greatest weapon against stress
is our ability to choose one thought over another.
- William James
When someone you love dies,
you don't lose them all at once.
You lose them in pieces over time
- the movie Simon Birch
To a philosopher all news,
as it is called, is gossip,
and they who edit and read it
are old women over their tea.
- Henry David Thoreau
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
- Anonymous
It is far more important to be able to hit the target
than it is to haggle over who makes a weapon or who pulls a trigger.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
There's a trick to the Graceful Exit.
It begins with the vision to recognize when a job, a life stage,
a relationship is over - and to let go.
It means leaving what's over without denying its value.
- Ellen Goodman
The past has no power over the present moment.
- Eckhart Tolle
Every blade of grass has an angel
that bends over it and whispers, "grow! grow!
- Talmud
I am never going to have anything more to do
with politics or politicians.
When this war is over I shall confine myself entirely
to writing and painting.
- Winston Churchill
I allow life to wash over me.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
When we are happy and serene,
time loses its power over us.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I do not want to foresee the future.
I am concerned with taking care of the present.
God has given me no control over the moment following.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
And as he spoke of understanding,
I looked up and saw the rainbow leap
with flames of many colors over me.
- Black Elk
In skating over thin ice, our safety is in our speed.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
You don't lead by hitting people over the head -
that's assault, not leadership.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
If you are over 30, get out your high-school yearbook
and look for ideas you can apply today -
perhaps an innocent optimism about life -
perhaps a hobby you loved.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
THE fog comes
on little cat feet.
It sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches
and then moves on.
- Carl Sandburg
We occasionally stumble over the truth
but most of us pick ourselves up and
hurry off as if nothing had happened.
- Winston Churchill
When the war of the giants is over,
the wars of the pygmies will begin.
- Winston Churchill
If i had known... i would have lingered
over my coffee a little longer.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
I learned that courage was not the absence of fear,
but the triumph over it.
The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid,
but he who conquers that fear.
- Nelson Mandela
I say to you quite frankly that
the time for racial discrimination is over.
- Jimmy Carter
People make a big fuss over you when you're President.
But I'm very serious about doing everything I can
to make sure that it doesn't go to my head.
- Jimmy Carter
"Good morning!" he said at last.
"We don't want any adventures here, thank you!
You might try over The Hill or across The Water."
- J. R. R. Tolkien
The wise man looks back into the past,
and does not grieve over what is far off,
nor rejoice over what is near;
for he knows that time is without end.
- Lao Tzu
One whispered yes becomes the wind song over an ocean of no's.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down
on the tracks of history
to wait for the train of the future to run over him.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again
and expecting different results.
- Albert Einstein (attributed)
No one should ever sit in this office over 70 years old,
and that I know.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life
comes from being happy over the good fortune of others.
- Robert A. Heinlein
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing
over and over and expecting different results.
- Albert Einstein
I have sworn upon the altar of God,
eternal hostility against every form of tyranny
over the mind of man.
- Thomas Jefferson
If we screw it up, start over. Try something else.
- Lee Iacocca
Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge
and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you,
you will suddenly know everything there is to be known.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
You have a row of dominoes set up;
you knock over the first one,
and what will happen to the last one
is that it will go over very quickly.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
My Cup Runneth Over - My Life Is Abundant.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads.
- Henry David Thoreau
As a single footstep will not make a path on the earth,
so a single thought will not make a pathway in the mind.
To make a deep physical path, we walk again and again.
To make a deep mental path, we must think over and over
the kind of thoughts we wish to dominate our lives.
- Henry David Thoreau
You can have no dominion greater or
less than that over yourself.
- Leonardo da Vinci
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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