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Never put passion before principle.
by Miyagi

Never put passion before principle.
Even if win, you lose.
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid 2

Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

Better learn balance. Balance is key.
Balance good, karate good. Everything good.
Balance bad, better pack up, go home. Understand?
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

Better learn balance. Balance is key.
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid


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Problem: attitude.
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

Fighting not good. But if must fight... win.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

Ah, not everything is as seems...
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid


 

For man with no forgiveness in heart,
life worse punishment than death.
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid 2

You remember lesson about balance?
Lesson not just karate only. Lesson for whole life.
Whole life have a balance. Everything be better. Understand?
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

We make sacred pact. I promise teach
karate to you, you promise learn.
I say, you do, no questions.
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

First, wash all car. Then wax. Wax on...
Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off.
Breathe in through nose, out the mouth. Wax on, wax off.
Don't forget to breathe, very important.
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

Walk on road, hmmm?
Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe.
Walk middle, sooner or later get squish just like grape.
Here, karate, same thing.
Either you karate do "yes" or karate do "no."
You karate do "guess so," squish just like grape. Understand?
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston Churchill

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Edgar Bergen

I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

We have a great life here in Alaska,
and we're never going back to America again!
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly,
but I bet you ain't never seen a DONKEY fly!
- the movie Shrek (2001)

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
always gets the best of the argument.
- Voltaire

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession;
a good accountant is a debit to his profession.
- Charles Lyell

It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda

One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller

I would never want to be a member of a group
whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
- George Carlin

The savage in man is never quite eradicated.
- Henry David Thoreau

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
- H. L. Mencken

Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig.
- Mark Twain

A person who never made a mistake
never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein

Never put off till tomorrow
what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain

TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
- Anonymous

Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing
for most of us that it is not.
- Oscar Wilde

Man's nature is not essentially evil.
Brute nature has been known to
yield to the influence of love.
You must never despair of human nature.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

I always pass on good advice.
It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

I never accepted the idea
that I had to be guided by
some pattern or blueprint.
- Little Richard

Eating words has never given me indigestion.
- Winston Churchill

I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

Never stir up litigation.
A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this.
- Abraham Lincoln

You never can tell with bees.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.
- Confucius

People who want to share their religious views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them.
- Dave Barry

Until you've lost your reputation,
you never realize what a burden it was.
- Margaret Mitchell

Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

My father always told me that
all businessmen were sons of bitches,
but I never believed it till now.
- John F. Kennedy

I never make stupid mistakes.
Only very, very clever ones.
- John Peel

Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller

You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The way for a young man to rise is
to improve himself in every way he can,
never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him.
- Abraham Lincoln

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
- Oscar Wilde

Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard

One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde

Which form of proverb do you prefer
Better late than never, or Better never than late?
- Lewis Carroll

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
- Babe Ruth

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.
- Anonymous

One should never know too precisely
whom one has married
- Friedrich Nietzsche

You are never too old to set another goal
or to dream a new dream.
- C. S. Lewis

People will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget
how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge:
it is those who know little, and not those who know much,
who so positively assert that this or that problem
will never be solved by science.
- Charles Darwin

Anyone who knows history, particularly
the history of Europe, will, I think,
recognize that the domination
of education or of government
by any one particular religious faith
is never a happy arrangement for the people.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle,
and the life of the candle will not be shortened.
Happiness never decreases by being shared.
- The Buddha

Hate is never conquered by hate,
Hate is only conquered by love.
- The Buddha

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump

I make it a policy to try never to
make a complete idiot of myself twice in the same way.
After all, there's always all kinds of new ways
to make a complete idiot of myself.
Why repeat the old ones?
- Margot Dalton


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