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Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done. ...
by Amelia Earhart

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart

In soloing - as in other activities -
it is far easier to start something
than it is to finish it.
- Amelia Earhart

There is so much that must be done
in a civilized barbarism like war.
- Amelia Earhart

Adventure is worthwhile in itself.
- Amelia Earhart


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The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
- Amelia Earhart

I want to do it because I want to do it.
- Amelia Earhart

Women must try to do things as men have tried.
When they fail their failure must be
but a challenge to others.
- Amelia Earhart


 

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace.
The soul that knows it not, knows no release from little things;
knows not the livid loneliness of fear.
- Amelia Earhart

The most difficult thing is the decision to act,
the rest is merely tenacity.
The fears are paper tigers.
You can do anything you decide to do.
You can act to change and control your life;
and the procedure, the process is its own reward.
- Amelia Earhart

Better do a good deed near at home
than go far away to burn incense.
- Amelia Earhart

There are two kinds of stones,
as everyone knows,
one of which rolls.
- Amelia Earhart

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace.
- Amelia Earhart

Never do things others can do and will do
if there are things others cannot do or will not do.
- Amelia Earhart

The more one does and sees and feels, the more one is able to do,
and the more genuine may be one's appreciation
of fundamental things like home,
and love, and understanding companionship.
- Amelia Earhart

The woman who can create her own job
is the woman who will win fame and fortune.
- Amelia Earhart

Flying might not be all plain sailing,
but the fun of it is worth the price.
- Amelia Earhart

Women must pay for everything.
They do get more glory than men for comparable feats,
but, they also get more notoriety when they crash.
- Amelia Earhart

Obviously I faced the possibility of not returning
when first I considered going.
Once faced and settled there really wasn't
any good reason to refer to it.
- Amelia Earhart

Please know that I am aware of the hazards.
I want to do it because I want to do it.
Women must try to do things as men have tried.
When they fail, their failure must be a challenge to others.
- Amelia Earhart

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly,
but I bet you ain't never seen a DONKEY fly!
- the movie Shrek (2001)

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston Churchill

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller

We have a great life here in Alaska,
and we're never going back to America again!
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Edgar Bergen

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession;
a good accountant is a debit to his profession.
- Charles Lyell

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
always gets the best of the argument.
- Voltaire

I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)

I never accepted the idea
that I had to be guided by
some pattern or blueprint.
- Little Richard

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing
for most of us that it is not.
- Oscar Wilde

I always pass on good advice.
It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

I never make stupid mistakes.
Only very, very clever ones.
- John Peel

The savage in man is never quite eradicated.
- Henry David Thoreau

Until you've lost your reputation,
you never realize what a burden it was.
- Margaret Mitchell

Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard

Never put off till tomorrow
what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain

A person who never made a mistake
never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
- H. L. Mencken

I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson

My father always told me that
all businessmen were sons of bitches,
but I never believed it till now.
- John F. Kennedy

One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde

Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig.
- Mark Twain

People who want to share their religious views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them.
- Dave Barry

Man's nature is not essentially evil.
Brute nature has been known to
yield to the influence of love.
You must never despair of human nature.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
- Anonymous

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.
- Anonymous

It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I would never want to be a member of a group
whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
- George Carlin

You never can tell with bees.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

The way for a young man to rise is
to improve himself in every way he can,
never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him.
- Abraham Lincoln

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

Eating words has never given me indigestion.
- Winston Churchill

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
- Oscar Wilde

Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.
- Confucius

Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller

One should never know too precisely
whom one has married
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
- Babe Ruth

Never stir up litigation.
A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this.
- Abraham Lincoln

Which form of proverb do you prefer
Better late than never, or Better never than late?
- Lewis Carroll

Our Joy comes from living our own lives simply -
never from demanding that others live simply -
or from ever making any demands whatsoever upon others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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