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Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
by Voltaire

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
always gets the best of the argument.
- Voltaire

The more he became truly wise,
the more he distrusted everything he knew.
- Voltaire

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
- Voltaire

It is dangerous to be right in matters
on which the established authorities are wrong.
- Voltaire


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Faith consists in believing when it is
beyond the power of reason to believe.
- Voltaire

Appreciation is a wonderful thing.
It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.
- Voltaire

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
- Voltaire


 

It is the first law of friendship
that it has to be cultivated.
The second is to be indulgent
when the first law is neglected.
- Voltaire

The more I read, the more I meditate;
and the more I acquire,
the more certain I am that I know nothing.
- Voltaire

Fear follows crime, and is its punishment.
- Voltaire

A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Edgar Bergen

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston Churchill

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly,
but I bet you ain't never seen a DONKEY fly!
- the movie Shrek (2001)

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession;
a good accountant is a debit to his profession.
- Charles Lyell

We have a great life here in Alaska,
and we're never going back to America again!
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller

It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda

Never stir up litigation.
A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this.
- Abraham Lincoln

One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never put off till tomorrow
what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain

You never can tell with bees.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.
- Confucius

Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
- H. L. Mencken

You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A person who never made a mistake
never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
- Oscar Wilde

Which form of proverb do you prefer
Better late than never, or Better never than late?
- Lewis Carroll

Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig.
- Mark Twain

People who want to share their religious views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them.
- Dave Barry

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
- Babe Ruth

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.
- Anonymous

The way for a young man to rise is
to improve himself in every way he can,
never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him.
- Abraham Lincoln

One should never know too precisely
whom one has married
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard

I never make stupid mistakes.
Only very, very clever ones.
- John Peel

Man's nature is not essentially evil.
Brute nature has been known to
yield to the influence of love.
You must never despair of human nature.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde

TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
- Anonymous

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing
for most of us that it is not.
- Oscar Wilde

I never accepted the idea
that I had to be guided by
some pattern or blueprint.
- Little Richard

I always pass on good advice.
It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

I would never want to be a member of a group
whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
- George Carlin

The savage in man is never quite eradicated.
- Henry David Thoreau

Eating words has never given me indigestion.
- Winston Churchill

Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

Until you've lost your reputation,
you never realize what a burden it was.
- Margaret Mitchell

I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson

Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

My father always told me that
all businessmen were sons of bitches,
but I never believed it till now.
- John F. Kennedy

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

People will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget
how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart

Our Joy comes from living our own lives simply -
never from demanding that others live simply -
or from ever making any demands whatsoever upon others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Hate is never conquered by hate,
Hate is only conquered by love.
- The Buddha

She drove me to drink.
That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
- the movie Never Give a Sucker an Even Break

I make it a policy to try never to
make a complete idiot of myself twice in the same way.
After all, there's always all kinds of new ways
to make a complete idiot of myself.
Why repeat the old ones?
- Margot Dalton

"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
"And he has Brain."
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything."
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump

You are never too old to set another goal
or to dream a new dream.
- C. S. Lewis

Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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