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The end of labor is to gain leisure. ...
by Aristotle

The end of labor is to gain leisure.
- Aristotle

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free.
- Aristotle PHOTO

Happiness depends upon ourselves.
- Aristotle PHOTO

In the arena of human life,
the honors and rewards fall to those
who show their good qualities in action.
- Aristotle


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A friend to all is a friend to none.
- Aristotle

Doubt is the beginning of wisdom.
- Aristotle

The educated differ from the uneducated
as much as the living from the dead.
- Aristotle


 

Wishing to be friends is quick work,
but friendship is a slow ripening fruit.
- Aristotle

Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
- Aristotle

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
- Aristotle

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able
to entertain a thought without accepting it.
- Aristotle

Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.
- Aristotle

Friendship is a thing most necessary to life,
since without friends no one would choose to live,
though possessed of all other advantages.
- Aristotle

The key is, to not think of death as an end,
but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses.
- the movie Love and Death

Life's like Vegas. You're up, you're down,
but in the end the house always wins.
Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Heaven must be an awfully dull place
if your best friends end up elsewhere.
- Anonymous

In life you are given two ends;
one to think with and the other to sit on.
Your success in life depends on which end you use most.
Heads you win, tails you lose.
- Conrad Burns

The end of the human race will be that
it will eventually die of civilization.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice
at the end of the day, saying,
"I will try again tomorrow."
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The light at the end of the tunnel
may be an oncoming train.
- Anonymous

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand,
you'll find one at the end of your arm.
- Audrey Hepburn

Belief is not the beginning but the end of all knowledge.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Capture a shadow,
dance with the wind,
stand in a rainbow,
begin at the end.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Those who won our independence...
valued liberty as an end and as a means.
They believed liberty to be the secret of happiness
and courage to be the secret of liberty.
- Louis D. Brandeis

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent
about things that matter.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

When life offers you a dream so far
beyond any of your expectations,
it's not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end.
- Bella, from Twilight saga by Stephenie Meyer

It's stasis that kills you off in the end, not ambition.
- Bono

The power of intuitive understanding
will protect you from harm until the end of your days.
- Lao Tzu

The great end of life is not knowledge but action.
- Thomas Henry Huxley

At the end of a matter ask,
"What will I learn from this to make me better?"
- Mary Anne Radmacher

We live in a wonderful world that is
full of beauty, charm and adventure.
There is no end to the adventures that we can have
if only we seek them with our eyes open.
- Jawaharlal Nehru

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies,
but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man
... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do
every minute of every day. And the invisible man
has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do.
And if you do any of these things,
he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire
and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever,
and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream,
until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you.
He loves you and he needs money.
- George Carlin

Life is a journey. It is not a race to test
who can finish first or who can end up with the most loot.
Rather, life is best enjoyed as a meander -
watching the view to left and right - above and below -
as the days slowly move past in dress review.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Does who we are begin with breath,
depend on form, or end with death?
- Kirtana

When you reach the end of your rope,
tie a knot and hang on.
- Anonymous Saying
(Sometimes attributed to Franklin D. Roosevelt,
Eleanor Roosevelt, or Thomas Jefferson)

It is the journey that matters, in the end
- Ursula K. Le Guin

"Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely,
"and go on till you come to the end: then stop."
- Lewis Carroll

All endeavors which are directed to a purely worldly end,
contain within themselves the seeds of their own corruption.
- Theodore H. White

If you do not change direction,
you may end up where you are heading.
- Lao Tzu

And in the end, it's not
the years in your life that count,
it's the life in your years.
- Abraham Lincoln

What we call the beginning is often the end.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
The end is where we start from.
- T. S. Eliot

Accept everything about yourself - I mean everything.
You are you and that is the beginning and the end -
no apologies, no regrets.
- Henry Kissinger

Let's have faith that right makes might;
and in that faith let us, to the end,
dare to do our duty as we understand it.
- Abraham Lincoln

Trust your instinct to the end,
though you can render no reason.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have always held firmly to the thought
that each one of us can do a little
to bring some portion of misery to an end.
- Albert Schweitzer

It is good to have an end to journey towards;
but it is the journey that matters in the end.
- Ursula K. Le Guin

The end of life is to be like God,
and the soul following God will be like Him.
- Socrates

Now this is not the end.
It is not even the beginning of the end.
But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
- Winston Churchill

Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world
doesn't mean you are wiser
than when it reached only to the end of the bar.
- Edward R. Murrow

People in their handlings of affairs
often fail when they are about to succeed.
If one remains as careful at the end
as he was at the beginning,
there will be no failure.
- Lao Tzu

If patience is worth anything,
it must endure to the end of time.
And a living faith will last
in the midst of the blackest storm.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

A friendship that can end never really began.
- Publilius Syrus

I walk the path - the way - the way of ways -
to the end that is not an end.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does.
Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.
- James A. Baldwin

At the beginning and at the end of love,
the two lovers are embarrassed to find themselves alone.
- Jean de la Bruyere

Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end.
It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing;
it's when you've had everything to do, and you've done it.
- Margaret Thatcher

To be what we are,
and to become what we are capable of becoming,
is the only end in life.
- Baruch Spinoza

It's easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.
- Leonardo da Vinci

I teach one thing and one only:
that is, suffering and the end of suffering.
- The Buddha

Man has lost the capacity to foresee and to forestall.
He will end by destroying the earth.
- Albert Schweitzer

If we cannot now end our differences,
at least we can help make the world safe for diversity.
- John F. Kennedy

Everything is okay in the end.
If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
- Anonymous

Begin with the end in mind.
- Stephen Covey

If I choose to bless another person,
I will always end up feeling more blessed.
- Marianne Williamson

The wise man looks back into the past,
and does not grieve over what is far off,
nor rejoice over what is near;
for he knows that time is without end.
- Lao Tzu

The truth is incontrovertible,
malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it,
but in the end; there it is.
- Winston Churchill

I do the very best I know how -
the very best I can;
and I mean to keep on doing so until the end.
- Abraham Lincoln

A friendship will be young after the lapse of half a century;
a passion is old at the end of three months.
- Madame Swetchine

The way of success:
Visualize the end result,
Plan, Take action, Persevere,
Re-plan, Take action, Persevere.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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