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Change your thoughts and you change your world. ...
by Norman Vincent Peale

Change your thoughts and you change your world.
- Norman Vincent Peale

The life of inner peace,
being harmonious and without stress,
is the easiest type of existence.
- Norman Vincent Peale PHOTO

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world,
and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
- Norman Vincent Peale PHOTO

If you have zest and enthusiasm
you attract zest and enthusiasm.
Life does give back in kind.
- Norman Vincent Peale


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Respond to emergencies in a casual manner.
- Norman Vincent Peale

Believe in yourself. Have faith in your abilities.
Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers
you cannot be successful or happy.
- Norman Vincent Peale

Every problem has in it the seeds of its own solution.
If you don't have any problems, you don't get any seeds.
- Norman Vincent Peale


 

If you paint in your mind a picture of
bright and happy expectations,
you put yourself into a condition conducive to your goal.
- Norman Vincent Peale

Without a humble but reasonable
confidence in your own powers
you cannot be successful or happy.
- Norman Vincent Peale

Stand up to your obstacles
and do something about them.
You will find that they haven't
half the strength you think they have.
- Norman Vincent Peale

When you pray for anyone, you tend to
modify your personal attitude toward them.
- Norman Vincent Peale

Action is a great restorer and builder of confidence.
Inaction is not only the result, but the cause, of fear.
Perhaps the action you take will be successful;
perhaps different action or adjustments will have to follow.
But any action is better than no action at all.
- Norman Vincent Peale

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind
a mental picture of yourself as succeeding.
Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade.
Your mind will seek to develop the picture...
Do not build up obstacles in your imagination.
- Norman Vincent Peale

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits
and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand

We must become the change we wish to see in the world.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Tradition is the illusion of permanence.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

I don't believe in the after life,
although I am bringing a change of underwear.
- Woody Allen

Give a man one rabbit, and he will eat for a day;
give a man two rabbits, and he will
feed his family and his neighbors
and return you 64,768 rabbits in change.
- Anonymous

Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
- Albert Einstein

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
- George Carlin

He who rejects change is the architect of decay.
- Harold Wilson

Goes the song, "we change, we change."
But the music is still mine.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

If you want to make enemies,
try to change something.
- Woodrow Wilson

If the facts don't fit the theory,
change the facts.
- Albert Einstein

We must be the change we wish to see.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Other people do not have to change
for us to experience peace of mind.
- Gerald Jampolsky

Lord, where we are wrong,
make us willing to change;
where we are right,
make us easy to live with.
- Peter Marshall

Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance
and hypocritical humility.
I chose the former and have seen no reason to change.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind
and won't change the subject.
- Winston Churchill

No one is in control of your happiness but you;
therefore, you have the power to change anything
about yourself or your life that you want to change.
- Barbara De Angelis

The mind has exactly the same power as the hands:
not merely to grasp the world, but to change it.
- Colin Wilson

Life's a bitch... and then you change your attitude.
- Jennifer Unlimited

If the only tool you have is a hammer,
you tend to see every problem as a nail.
- Abraham Maslow

The world is perfect. It's a mess.
It has always been a mess.
We are not going to change it.
Our job is to straighten out our own lives.
- Joseph Campbell

Change of any sort requires courage.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Nothing endures but change.
- Heraclitus

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

When you are reluctant to change,
think of the beauty of autumn.
- V. B. Brown

Habit is habit,
and not to be flung out of the window by any man,
but coaxed down-stairs a step at a time.
- Mark Twain

The very nature of the world is constant change.
You set a goal and create a plan to achieve it;
then the assumptions on which you
based your plan change - they always do.
The challenge is to retain your goals
while adapting your tactics.
Relax and stay flexible in order to reach
your goals and maintain your happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Change what you see,
by changing how you see.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you don't like something, change it,
If you can't change it, change your attitude
- Maya Angelou

To improve is to change;
to be perfect is to change often.
- Winston Churchill

It is not the strongest of the species that survive,
nor the most intelligent,
but the one most responsive to change.
- Charles Darwin

God grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change;
the courage to change the things I can;
and the wisdom to know the difference.
- Reinhold Niebuhr (Serenity Prayer)

Change is the essential process of all existence.
- Spock character in Star Trek

Change your thoughts, change your life.
- James Allen

The inherent nature of life is constant change.
To fear change is to fear life itself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Hardly a man in the world has an opinion
upon morals, political, or religion
which he got otherwise than
through his associations and sympathies.
- Mark Twain

Progress is impossible without change,
and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
- George Bernard Shaw

Without change, there would be no butterflies.
- Anonymous

The world moves, and ideas that were
once good are not always good.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

The dream you are living is your creation.
It is your perception of reality that you can change at any time.
- don Miguel Ruiz

I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau

I welcome change as a great adventure.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

What old people say you cannot do,
you try and find that you can.
Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau

You change your life by changing your heart.
- Max Lucado

Change always comes bearing gifts.
- Price Pritchett

We cannot change anything until we accept it.
Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.
- Carl Jung

If you take the responsibility for your life,
you can start changing it.
- Osho

Conventional people are roused to fury
by departure from convention,
largely because they regard such departure
as a criticism of themselves.
- Bertrand Russell

Constant development is the law of life,
and a man who always tries to maintain his dogmas
in order to appear consistent
drives himself into a false position.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

We must let go of the life we have planned,
so as to accept the one that is waiting for us.
- Joseph Campbell

You can't change the past,
but you can ruin the present
by worrying about the future.
- Anonymous

When men are easy in their circumstances,
they are naturally enemies to innovations.
- Joseph Addison

It is noted that a stopped clock is correct twice each day.
In a similar manner, a person who is unchanging appears wise occasionally.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What is it about sameness that so draws me,
and how could I begin to have
that same kind of attraction to change?
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes,
and not rather a new wearer of clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau


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