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My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me. ...
by Henry Ford

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
- Henry Ford

Those who believe they can do something
and those who believe they can't
are both right.
- Henry Ford PHOTO

Life is a series of experiences,
each one of which makes us bigger,
even though sometimes it is hard to realize this.
- Henry Ford

If there is any one secret of success,
it lies in the ability to get
the other person's point of view
and see things from that person's angle
as well as from your own.
- Henry Ford


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If money is your hope for independence,
you will never have it.
The only real security that
a man can have in this world
is a reserve of knowledge,
experience and ability.
- Henry Ford

Coming together is a beginning;
keeping together is progress;
working together is success.
- Henry Ford

If you think you can,
or you think you can't,
you're probably right.
- Henry Ford


 

If everyone is moving forward together,
then success takes care of itself.
- Henry Ford

Whether you think you can,
or think you can't,
you're right.
- Henry Ford

There is joy in work.
There is no happiness except in the realization
that we have accomplished something.
- Henry Ford

Obstacles are those frightful things
you see when you take your eyes off your goals.
- Henry Ford

Failure is only the opportunity to
begin again more intelligently.
- Henry Ford

Profit is a by-product of work;
happiness is its chief product.
- Henry Ford

Wealth, like happiness, is never attained when sought after directly.
It comes as a by-product of providing a useful service.
- Henry Ford

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain

Look your best - who said love is blind?
- Mae West

I am easily satisfied with the very best.
- Winston Churchill

My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.
- Anonymous

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail.
A best friend is the one sitting next
to you saying "boy was that fun."
- The Maugles

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx

Barf: I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
- the movie Spaceballs (1987)

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
always gets the best of the argument.
- Voltaire

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks.
She's not marrying the best man.
- Anonymous

That's what Tiggers do best!
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

The best way to appreciate your job
is to imagine yourself without one.
- Oscar Wilde

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk.
- Jacqueline Schiff

Heaven must be an awfully dull place
if your best friends end up elsewhere.
- Anonymous

Honesty may be the best policy,
but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination,
dishonesty is the second-best policy.
- George Carlin

Speak when you are angry -
and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
- Laurence J. Peter

The best thing about the future is
that it comes one day at a time.
- Abraham Lincoln

The best argument against democracy is
a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
- Winston Churchill

For those who do not think,
it is best at least to rearrange
their prejudices once in a while.
- Luther Burbank

Testing oneself is best when done alone.
- Jimmy Carter

When you have got an elephant by the hind legs
and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
- Abraham Lincoln

Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
- Lord Chesterfield

If you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- Somerset Maugham

Contrary to general belief,
I do not believe that friends are necessarily
the people you like best,
they are merely the people who got there first.
- Peter Ustinov

Short words are best
and the old words, when short, are best of all.
- Winston Churchill

Common looking people are the best in the world:
that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln

Knowing your own darkness is the best method
for dealing with the darknesses of other people.
- Carl Jung

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing.
The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

We have the best government that money can buy.
- Mark Twain

A common denominator of all religions is that
they have the power to bring out the best and the worst in people.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is best when I wish neither to hurry the future nor to slow it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You may call God love, you may call God goodness.
But the best name for God is compassion.
- Meister Eckhart

Simply do your best, and you will avoid
self-judgment, self-abuse and regret.
- don Miguel Ruiz

To know yet to think that one does not know is best;
Not to know yet to think that one knows
will lead to difficulty.
- Lao Tzu

Best Friends: we're a parade - even by ourselves!
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Tolerance is the first principle of community;
it is the spirit which conserves
the best that all men think.
- Helen Keller

Know the best and highest choices for health
and more often choose those things.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The best bridge between despair and hope is a good night's sleep.
- E. Joseph Cossman

It's a funny thing about life;
if you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- W. Somerset Maugham

The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy
is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet,
alone with the heavens, nature and God.
Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be.
- Anne Frank

The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it.
- Dale Carnegie

Infinite striving to be the best is man's duty;
it is its own reward.
Everything else is in God's hands.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

If we like what we do, if we always do our best,
then we are really enjoying life.
We are having fun, we don't get bored,
we don't have frustrations.
- don Miguel Ruiz

The best way to predict the future is to create it.
- Peter F. Drucker

The best way to gain self-confidence
is to do what you are afraid to do.
- Anonymous

You have to accept whatever comes
and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage
and with the best that you have to give.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Be prepared for life -
to live happily and without regret,
knowing that you have done your best.
- the Boy Scout Handbook

There is some good in the worst of us
and some evil in the best of us.
When we discover this,
we are less prone to hate our enemies.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

The most erroneous stories are those
we think we know best -
and therefore never scrutinize or question.
- Stephen Jay Gould

I have lost my seven best friends,
which is to say that God has had mercy on me
seven times without realizing it.
He lent a friendship, took it from me, and sent me another.
- Jean Cocteau

Today is a day to cover your best weapons in velvet.
Go gently into the world.
Hold your anger.
Keep your competitive spirit in check.
Some day you will need your fierce weapons,
but not today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I believe that a simple and unassuming manner of life
is best for everyone, best both for the body and the mind.
- Albert Einstein

Today, I will do my best...
and then relax in the knowing
that I have done all I could.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In the practice of tolerance,
one's enemy is the best teacher.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure.
I make mistakes, I am out of control
and at times hard to handle.
But if you can't handle me at my worst,
then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
- Marilyn Monroe

If you're doing your best,
you won't have any time to worry about failure.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Do your best, and always accept life as it comes.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
- Bill Watterson


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