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Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion.
You must set yourself on fire.
- Reggie Leach

However beautiful the strategy,
you should occasionally look at the results.
- Winston Churchill PHOTO

If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra

The road to success is always under construction.
- Anonymous


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One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain

The worst part of success is to try to find
someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler

Success consists of going from failure to failure
without loss of enthusiasm.
- Winston Churchill PHOTO
(also quoted as: "Courage is going from failure to failure
without losing enthusiasm."


 

Winners Dream Big Dreams.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb PHOTO

A true friend is one who
overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
- Doug Larson

Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
- Anonymous

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
- Robert F. Kennedy PHOTO

The Main Thing is to Keep
The Main Thing The Main Thing.
- Stephen Covey PHOTO

In life you are given two ends;
one to think with and the other to sit on.
Your success in life depends on which end you use most.
Heads you win, tails you lose.
- Conrad Burns

Those who believe they can do something
and those who believe they can't
are both right.
- Henry Ford PHOTO

"Hurry up" ranks right up there with "you need to"
as a destroyer of our humanity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Many a man owes his success to his first wife
and his second wife to his success.
- Jim Backus

If you don't know where you're going,
any road will take you there.
- Lewis Carroll PHOTO
(Alice in Wonderland)

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence;
then success is sure.
- Mark Twain

Success is failure recycled.
Life is death reborn.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children,
to leave the world a better place,
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived,
this is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson PHOTO

One important key to success is self-confidence.
An important key to self-confidence is preparation.
- Arthur Ashe

Many of life's failures are people who did not realize
how close they were to success when they gave up.
- Thomas Edison

The path to success is to take massive, determined action.
- Tony Robbins

Not every difficult and dangerous thing
is suitable for training,
but only that which is conducive to success
in achieving the object of our effort.
- Epictetus

It is often easier to ask for forgiveness
than to ask for permission.
- Grace Hopper

The size of your success is measured by
the strength of your desire;
the size of your dream;
and how you handle disappointment along the way.
- Robert Kiyosaki

A person acting from a motivation
of contribution and service
rises to such a level of moral authority
that worldly success is a natural result.
- Marianne Williamson

The boldness of endurance is
the underline to almost every success.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Some people dream of success
while others wake up and work hard at it.
- Anonymous

You're standing on the threshold of success.
Don't look down, it'll make you dizzy.
- the character Timothy Q. Mouse in the Walt Disney movie Dumbo

If one advances confidently
in the direction of his dreams,
and endeavors to live
the life which he has imagined,
he will meet with success
unexpected in common hours.
- Henry David Thoreau

No man is a failure who enjoys life.
- William Feather

If there is any one secret of success,
it lies in the ability to get
the other person's point of view
and see things from that person's angle
as well as from your own.
- Henry Ford

A great secret of success is to go through life
as a man who never gets used up.
- Albert Schweitzer

If you love what you are doing, you ARE a success.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Your success and happiness lies in you.
Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you
shall form an invincible host against difficulties.
- Helen Keller

The key to success, and to happiness,
is being fully engaged in life -
leading yourself with inspiration and committed action -
setting your own fine and honorable example.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Success comes from knowing that
you did your best to become the best
that you are capable of becoming.
- John Wooden

There are no secrets to success.
It is the result of preparation,
hard work, and learning from failure.
- Colin Powell

The only roadblock to success is limited thinking.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The problems of victory are more agreeable
than those of defeat,
but they are no less difficult.
- Winston Churchill

The price of success is hard work,
dedication to the job at hand,
and the determination that whether we win or lose,
we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand.
- Vince Lombardi

Most people give up just when
they're about to achieve success.
They quit on the one yard line.
They give up at the last minute of the game,
one foot from a winning touch down.
- Ross Perot

My definition of success is to live your life in a way
that causes you to feel a ton of pleasure and very little pain -
and because of your lifestyle, have the people around you feel
a lot more pleasure than they do pain.
- Tony Robbins

The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready
for his opportunity when it comes.
- Benjamin Disraeli

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation.
- Mark Twain

A man is a success if he gets up in
the morning and gets to bed at night,
and in between he does what he wants to do.
- Bob Dylan

The key to happiness is having dreams.
The key to success is making your dreams come true.
- Anonymous

The secret of success is constancy to purpose.
- Benjamin Disraeli

I don't know the key to success,
but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.
- Bill Cosby

Whatever your life's work is, do it well.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Bringing a childlike wonder
and a beginner's mind to life
maximizes both success and joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Your success will shine as a light of hope
and inspire numbers you cannot total.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Once you have mastered time,
you will understand how true it is that
most people overestimate what
they can accomplish in a year -
and underestimate what
they can achieve in a decade!
- Tony Robbins

My great concern is not whether you have failed,
but whether you are content with your failure.
- Abraham Lincoln

Intent is what can make a man succeed
when his thoughts tell him that he is defeated.
- Carlos Castaneda

Life grants nothing to us mortals without hard work.
- Horace

Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror,
victory however long and hard the road may be;
for without victory, there is no survival.
- Winston Churchill

Ninety-nine percent of the failures
come from people who have the habit of making excuses.
- George Washington Carver

You can make more friends in two months
by becoming interested in other people
than you can in two years by trying
to get other people interested in you.
- Dale Carnegie

If you don't know what you want, you will probably never get it.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Achievement seems to be connected with action.
Successful men and women keep moving.
They make mistakes, but they don't quit.
- Conrad Hilton

It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks,
that we concentrate only
on what is most significant and important.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Sometimes you get the results you wanted,
sometimes you don't.
What matters is that you did your best.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I am a great believer in luck
and I find that the harder
I work the more I have of it.
- Thomas Jefferson

The meaning of life is not simply to exist, to survive,
but to move ahead, to go up, to achieve, to conquer.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Leaders aren't born they are made.
And they are made just like anything else, through hard work.
And that's the price we'll have to pay
to achieve that goal, or any goal.
- Vince Lombardi

What work I have done I have done because it has been play.
If it had been work I shouldn't have done it.
- Mark Twain

Play the game for more than you can afford to lose...
only then will you learn the game.
- Winston Churchill

The man who has won millions at the cost of his conscience is a failure.
- B. C. Forbes


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