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Arthur Erickson Quotes
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The heart, not the head, must be the guide.
- Arthur Erickson

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
- Mark Twain

The man of science is a poor philosopher.
- Albert Einstein

Love is like an hourglass,
with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
- Jules Renard


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Comedy keeps the heart sweet.
- Mark Twain

God Loves an Open Mind, Clean Hands, and a Loving Heart.
So does Your Mother.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The intuitive mind is a sacred gift
and the rational mind is a faithful servant.
We have created a society that honors the servant
and has forgotten the gift.
- Albert Einstein


 

The key to forgiveness is to forgive from the heart -
not from the mind.
- Sheri Rosenthal

Set Life's Rhythm with Your Heart-Drum
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

I say NO to the demands of the world.
I say YES to the longings of my own heart.
There is nothing I ever need to have.
There is nothing I ever need to do.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Listen to the compass of your heart.
All you need lies within you.
- Mary Anne Radmacher PHOTO

The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Today is your day to paint life in bold colors;
set today's rhythm with your heart-drum;
walk today's march with courage;
create today as your celebration of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Distance cannot matter - ours is a friendship of the heart.
- Mary Anne Radmacher PHOTO

You change your life by changing your heart.
- Max Lucado PHOTO

Anger is like a thorn in the heart.
- Yiddish Proverb PHOTO

We attract abundance when we ask from a compassionate heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

The most beautiful things in the world
cannot be seen or even touched,
they must be felt with the heart.
- Helen Keller

Say NO to the demands of the world.
Say YES to the longings of your own heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

The power of intuitive understanding
will protect you from harm until the end of your days.
- Lao Tzu

Tell your heart that the fear of suffering
is worse than the suffering itself.
- Paulo Coelho PHOTO

Few is the number of those
who think with their own mind
and feel with their own heart.
- Albert Einstein

Everyone should carefully observe
which way his heart draws him,
and then choose that way with all his strength.
- Hasidic Proverb

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things
that I'm longing to say.
Scared to confess what I'm feeling -
frightened you'll slip away.
- the movie Evita

The primal rhythmic power
and resonant sound of waves on the shore
are like the earth's heartbeat,
and become our connection with the body of nature.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The language of Friendship is not words, but meanings.
It is an intelligence above language.
- Henry David Thoreau

And you would accept the seasons of your heart
just as you have always accepted
that seasons pass over your fields
and you would watch with serenity
through the winters of your grief.
- Khalil Gibran

Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache;
do be my enemy - for friendship's sake.
- William Blake

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart,
don't know how to laugh either
- Golda Meir

Do what you feel in your heart to be right.
You'll be criticized anyway.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Choose Inner Peace.
Nothing is worth losing your inner peace.
Take action as circumstances require,
but never surrender your inner peace.
Stop. Breathe deeply.
Close your eyes and breathe deeply again.
Then, and only then, take action -
from a peaceful heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The more you know the less you feel.
- Bono

My heart bleeds at the death of every one of our gallant men.
- Robert E. Lee

Piglet noticed that even though he had a Very Small Heart,
it could hold a rather large amount of Gratitude.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

The more you see the less you know.
- Bono

Doubt and mistrust are the mere panic of timid imagination,
which the steadfast heart will conquer,
and the large mind will transcend.
- Helen Keller

The heart is always right -
if there's a question of choosing between the mind and the heart -
because mind is a creation of the society.
It has been educated.
You have been given it by the society, not by existence.
The heart is unpolluted.
- Osho

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade.
It makes the hand bleed that uses it.
- Rabindranath Tagore

I have accepted fear as a part of life -
specifically the fear of change...
I have gone ahead despite the pounding
in the heart that says: turn back.
- Erica Jong

When you are sorrowful, look again in your heart,
and you shall see that in truth
you are weeping for that which has been your delight.
- Khalil Gibran

The intellect is a cold thing
and a merely intellectual idea
will never stimulate thought
in the same manner that a spiritual idea does.
- Ernest Holmes

Farewell My Friend
It was beautiful as long as it lasted
The journey of my life.
I have no regrets whatsoever
save the pain I'll leave behind.
Those dear hearts who love and care...
And the strings pulling at the heart and soul...
The strong arms that held me up
When my own strength let me down.
At every turning of my life
I came across good friends,
Friends who stood by me,
Even when the time raced me by.
Farewell, farewell my friends
I smile and bid you goodbye.
No, shed no tears for I need them not
All I need is your smile.
If you feel sad do think of me
for that's what I'll like
when you live in the hearts
of those you love, remember then
you never die.
- Gitanjali Ghei

"Sometimes," said Pooh, "the smallest things take up the most room in your heart."
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Live boldly. Laugh Loudly. Love Truly.
Play as often as you can
Work as smart as you are able.
Share your heart as deeply as you can reach.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Lovers who have been left, lose confidence and become afraid.
They learn to leave relationships first.
The broken hearted become the heart breakers.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In case you failed to notice,
in case you failed to see,
this is my heart,
bleeding before you,
this is me down on my knees.
- Jewel

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together,
keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

There are no good-byes.
Wherever we are, you'll always be in my heart.
- Anonymous

May flowers always line your path and sunshine light your day.
May songbirds serenade you every step along the way.
May a rainbow run beside you in a sky that's always blue.
And may happiness fill your heart each day your whole life through.
- Irish Blessing

It takes more than just a good looking body.
You've got to have the heart and soul to go with it.
- Epictetus

Show me a man who knows his own heart
and to him I shall belong.
- Jewel

A generous heart, kind speech,
and a life of service and compassion
are the things which renew humanity.
- The Buddha

All paths are the same, leading nowhere.
Therefore, pick a path with heart!
- Carlos Castaneda

One of the illusions of life is that the present hour
is not the critical, decisive hour.
Write it on your heart that
every day is the best day in the year.
No man has learned anything rightly,
until he knows that every day is Doomsday.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

In prayer it is better to have a heart without words
than words without a heart.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Non-violence is not a garment to be put on and off at will.
Its seat is in the heart,
and it must be an inseparable part of our being.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Love is the only reality and it is not a mere sentiment.
It is the ultimate truth that lies at the heart of creation.
- Rabindranath Tagore

There is a magic in the memory of schoolboy friendships;
it softens the heart,
and even affects the nervous system
of those who have no heart.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Our heart glows, and secret unrest gnaws at the root of our being.
Dealing with the unconscious has become a question of life for us.
- Carl Jung

Being human, we are imperfect. That's why we need each other.
To catch each other when we falter.
To encourage each other when we lose heart.
Some may lead; others may follow; but none of us can go it alone.
- Hilary Clinton

Friendship that flows from the heart
cannot be frozen by adversity,
as the water that flows from the spring
cannot congeal in winter.
- James Fenimore Cooper

Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition -
they somehow already know what you truly want to become.
- Steve Jobs

As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
- The Bible

Non-violence, which is the quality of the heart,
cannot come by an appeal to the brain.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The best and most beautiful things in the world
cannot be seen or even touched.
They must be felt with the heart.
- Helen Keller

I am the painter of my heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Dance with a Light Heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly;
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy.
- Anais Nin

The heart is forever inexperienced.
- Henry David Thoreau

It is usually the imagination that is wounded first,
rather than the heart; it being much more sensitive.
- Henry David Thoreau


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