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Al Bernstein Quotes
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Success is often the result of taking
a misstep in the right direction.
- Al Bernstein

However beautiful the strategy,
you should occasionally look at the results.
- Winston Churchill PHOTO

One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain

The road to success is always under construction.
- Anonymous


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If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra

Winners Dream Big Dreams.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

The worst part of success is to try to find
someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler


 

Success consists of going from failure to failure
without loss of enthusiasm.
- Winston Churchill PHOTO
(also quoted as: "Courage is going from failure to failure
without losing enthusiasm."

Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb PHOTO

Those who believe they can do something
and those who believe they can't
are both right.
- Henry Ford PHOTO

If you don't know where you're going,
any road will take you there.
- Lewis Carroll PHOTO
(Alice in Wonderland)

A true friend is one who
overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
- Doug Larson

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
- Robert F. Kennedy PHOTO

Many a man owes his success to his first wife
and his second wife to his success.
- Jim Backus

In life you are given two ends;
one to think with and the other to sit on.
Your success in life depends on which end you use most.
Heads you win, tails you lose.
- Conrad Burns

"Hurry up" ranks right up there with "you need to"
as a destroyer of our humanity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence;
then success is sure.
- Mark Twain

The Main Thing is to Keep
The Main Thing The Main Thing.
- Stephen Covey PHOTO

Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
- Anonymous

Your success and happiness lies in you.
Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you
shall form an invincible host against difficulties.
- Helen Keller

If there is any one secret of success,
it lies in the ability to get
the other person's point of view
and see things from that person's angle
as well as from your own.
- Henry Ford

Many of life's failures are people who did not realize
how close they were to success when they gave up.
- Thomas Edison

You're standing on the threshold of success.
Don't look down, it'll make you dizzy.
- the character Timothy Q. Mouse in the Walt Disney movie Dumbo

The size of your success is measured by
the strength of your desire;
the size of your dream;
and how you handle disappointment along the way.
- Robert Kiyosaki

Bringing a childlike wonder
and a beginner's mind to life
maximizes both success and joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

The secret of success is constancy to purpose.
- Benjamin Disraeli

The only roadblock to success is limited thinking.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There are no secrets to success.
It is the result of preparation,
hard work, and learning from failure.
- Colin Powell

It is often easier to ask for forgiveness
than to ask for permission.
- Grace Hopper

Success comes from knowing that
you did your best to become the best
that you are capable of becoming.
- John Wooden

The problems of victory are more agreeable
than those of defeat,
but they are no less difficult.
- Winston Churchill

The key to happiness is having dreams.
The key to success is making your dreams come true.
- Anonymous

My definition of success is to live your life in a way
that causes you to feel a ton of pleasure and very little pain -
and because of your lifestyle, have the people around you feel
a lot more pleasure than they do pain.
- Tony Robbins

The key to success, and to happiness,
is being fully engaged in life -
leading yourself with inspiration and committed action -
setting your own fine and honorable example.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Your success will shine as a light of hope
and inspire numbers you cannot total.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

If you love what you are doing, you ARE a success.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A person acting from a motivation
of contribution and service
rises to such a level of moral authority
that worldly success is a natural result.
- Marianne Williamson

If one advances confidently
in the direction of his dreams,
and endeavors to live
the life which he has imagined,
he will meet with success
unexpected in common hours.
- Henry David Thoreau

The price of success is hard work,
dedication to the job at hand,
and the determination that whether we win or lose,
we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand.
- Vince Lombardi

A man is a success if he gets up in
the morning and gets to bed at night,
and in between he does what he wants to do.
- Bob Dylan

I don't know the key to success,
but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.
- Bill Cosby

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation.
- Mark Twain

To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children,
to leave the world a better place,
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived,
this is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready
for his opportunity when it comes.
- Benjamin Disraeli

The boldness of endurance is
the underline to almost every success.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

One important key to success is self-confidence.
An important key to self-confidence is preparation.
- Arthur Ashe

Success is failure recycled.
Life is death reborn.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The path to success is to take massive, determined action.
- Tony Robbins

Whatever your life's work is, do it well.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Not every difficult and dangerous thing
is suitable for training,
but only that which is conducive to success
in achieving the object of our effort.
- Epictetus

No man is a failure who enjoys life.
- William Feather

Most people give up just when
they're about to achieve success.
They quit on the one yard line.
They give up at the last minute of the game,
one foot from a winning touch down.
- Ross Perot

A great secret of success is to go through life
as a man who never gets used up.
- Albert Schweitzer

Some people dream of success
while others wake up and work hard at it.
- Anonymous

If you don't know what you want, you will probably never get it.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Where there is no vision, there is no hope.
- George Washington Carver

Once we doubt ourselves, success slips beyond our grasp.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
- Milton Berle

Achievement seems to be connected with action.
Successful men and women keep moving.
They make mistakes, but they don't quit.
- Conrad Hilton

Dare to dream of your great success.
Become intimate with those things
which deeply motivate you
and regularly work toward
the realization of that mission.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror,
victory however long and hard the road may be;
for without victory, there is no survival.
- Winston Churchill

Only he is successful in his business who makes that pursuit
which affords him the highest pleasure sustain him.
- Henry David Thoreau

When you can do the common things of life in an uncommon way,
you will command the attention of the world.
- George Washington Carver

Sure I am of this, that you have only to endure to conquer.
You have only to persevere to save yourselves.
- Winston Churchill

You can make more friends in two months
by becoming interested in other people
than you can in two years by trying
to get other people interested in you.
- Dale Carnegie

Most of the important things in the world
have been accomplished by people
who have kept on trying
when there seemed to be no hope at all.
- Dale Carnegie

Sometimes you get the results you wanted,
sometimes you don't.
What matters is that you did your best.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Stay committed to your decisions,
but stay flexible in your approach.
- Tony Robbins

Failure is only the opportunity to
begin again more intelligently.
- Henry Ford

Leaders aren't born they are made.
And they are made just like anything else, through hard work.
And that's the price we'll have to pay
to achieve that goal, or any goal.
- Vince Lombardi

Winners must have two things:
definite goals and a burning desire to achieve them.
- Anonymous


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