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Funny Youth Quotes
Funny Quotes about Youth

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The wine of youth does not always
clear with advancing years;
sometimes it grows turbid.
- Carl Jung

Soon we'll be out amid the cold world's strife.
Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life.
But as we go our sordid sep'rate ways,
We shall ne'er forget thee, thou golden college days.
Hearts full of youth,
Hearts full of truth,
Six parts gin to one part vermouth.
- Tom Lehrer - song: Bright College Days,
album: An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer

I live in that solitude which is painful in youth,
but delicious in the years of maturity.
- Albert Einstein

Youth, large, lusty, loving -
Youth, full of grace, force, fascination.
Do you know that Old Age may come after you
with equal grace, force, fascination?
- Walt Whitman


 

The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman.
- Chanakya

When I can look life in the eyes, grown calm and very coldly wise,
life will have given me the truth, and taken in exchange -
my youth.
- Sara Teasdale

We pay when old for the excesses of youth.
- J. B. Priestley


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Youth is the best time to be rich, and the best time to be poor.
- Euripides

Youth is the trustee of prosperity.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Older men declare war.
But it is the youth that must fight and die.
- Herbert Hoover

The beauty of facing life unprepared is tremendous.
Then life has a newness, a youth;
then life has a flow and freshness.
Then life has so many surprises.
And when life has so many surprises,
boredom never settles in you.
- Osho

In youth we run into difficulties.
In old age difficulties run into us.
- Beverly Sills

As long as any adult thinks that he,
like the parents and teachers of old,
can become introspective,
invoking his own youth to understand
the youth before him,
he is lost.
- Margaret Mead

The youth gets together his materials
to build a bridge to the moon,
or, perchance, a palace or temple on the earth,
and, at length, the middle-aged man
concludes to build a woodshed with them.
- Henry David Thoreau

Age considers; youth ventures.
- Rabindranath Tagore

To find joy in work is to discover the fountain of youth.
- Pearl S. Buck

Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength.
- Betty Friedan

There is always some specific moment when we become
aware that our youth is gone;
but,
years after, we know it was much later.
- Mignon McLaughlin

In youth and beauty, wisdom is but rare!
- Homer

It is not possible for civilization to
flow backwards while there is youth in the world.
Youth may be headstrong,
but it will advance its allotted length.
- Helen Keller

Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.
- Doris Day

I gave my beauty and my youth to men.
I am going to give my wisdom and experience to animals.
- Brigitte Bardot

Youth is a quality, not a matter of circumstances.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.
- Stanislaw Lec

In youth the days are short and the years are long.
In old age the years are short and day's long.
- Pope Paul VI

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.
- Hosea Ballou

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth,
but a reproach to old age.
- Aristotle

Today the world changes so quickly that in growing
up we take leave not just of youth but of the world we were young in.
- Peter Medawar

Take a course in good water and air;
and in the eternal youth of Nature you may renew your own.
Go quietly, alone; no harm will befall you.
- John Muir

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve.
Middle age is when you're forced to.
- Bill Vaughan

A comfortable old age is the reward of a well-spent youth.
Instead of its bringing sad and melancholy prospects of decay,
it would give us hopes of eternal youth in a better world.
- Maurice Chevalier

As I approve of a youth that has something of the old man in him,
so I am no less pleased with an old man that has something of the youth.
He that follows this rule may be old in body,
but can never be so in mind.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

Youth should be a savings bank.
- Anne Sophie Swetchine

Education is the best friend.
An educated person is respected everywhere.
Education beats the beauty and the youth.
- Chanakya

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference.
- Aristotle

Smiling always with a never fading serenity of countenance,
and flourishing in an immortal youth.
- Isaac Barrow

It was good fortune to be a child during the Depression
years and a youth during the war years.
- Martin Lewis Perl

The reveries of youth, in which so much energy is wasted,
are the yearnings of a Spirit made for what it has
not found but must forever seek as an Ideal.
- William Ellery Channing

I would not say that I was, these days,
a 'student' of philosophy, although in my youth I was
quite deeply involved with certain aspects of the British pragmatists.
- Brian Ferneyhough

There are singers that I have enjoyed,
from Nina Simone and Ray Charles onward.
But the music that made music the number one thing
for me as a youth was jazz.
- Robert Wyatt

Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between
the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth -
two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age.
- Ambrose Bierce

I was the only white kid in my neighborhood for most
of my youth even in high school,
so reverse racism was just as apparent as racism.
- Shia LaBeouf

Lyric writing is an interesting process in Sonic Youth.
There's three people writing now, and we've all had
a lot of interest and involvement with expression through words.
- Thurston Moore

That's where the future lies, in the youth of today.
- Willie Stargell

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations;
he is only trying on one face after another to find a face of his own.
- Logan P. Smith

What is going on in America is extreme.
The youth cult, they worship youth so much it's almost paranoid.
And LA is the Mecca of it all; they're taking it to the hilt.
- Billie Joe Armstrong

Ah, great it is to believe the dream as we stand in
youth by the starry stream;
but a greater thing is to fight life through and say at the end,
the dream is true!
- Edwin Markham

One of the delights known to age, and beyond the grasp of youth,
is that of Not Going.
- Anthony Burgess

It's best to leap into something you know you love.
You might change your mind later, but that is the privilege of youth.
- Charles Kuralt

I mention my age because I find people in this country -
women,
not men, of course - women are so troubled by their age.
There's a culture of youth, and it's a phony culture.
- Teresa Heinz

Diamonds are forever, my youth is not.
- Jill St.
John

I did a lot of fast talking as a youth;
I was pretty good at it.
I was never talked into it - I was always the one doing the talking.
- Portia de Rossi

Youth does not require reasons for living,
it only needs pretexts.
- Jose Ortega y Gasset

A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age.
- William Shakespeare

Tragically, the White House Task Force on Disadvantaged
Youth reported that one-quarter of our young people
are at serious risk of not achieving productive adulthood.
- Ruben Hinojosa

No section of the American populace has been more completely
deceived by the forces interested in keeping the truth
from the people than America's youth.
- Francis Parker Yockey

Memory tempers prosperity, mitigates adversity,
controls youth, and delights old age.
- Lactantius

We must do all we can to empower parents and communities
to protect our youth and to encourage healthy behavior
free from binge drinking and other forms of alcohol abuse.
- Jon Corzine

The excess of our youth are checks written against
our age and they are payable with interest thirty years later.
- Charles Caleb Colton

I cannot cure myself of that most woeful of youth's follies -
thinking that those who care about us will care for
the things that mean much to us.
- David Herbert Lawrence

Happy is he who has laid up in his youth,
and held fast in all fortune, a genuine and passionate love of reading.
- Rufus Choate

Youth itself is a talent, a perishable talent.
- Eric Hoffer

Childhood sometimes does pay a second visit to man,
youth never.
- Anna Jameson

He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age,
but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth
and age are equally a burden.
- Plato

Taking part in these types of programs is crucial to
our youth and crucial to the future of this game.
- Troy Vincent

It is inevitable that those to whom is vouchsafed a
long life of usefulness should outlive the friends of their youth.
- Cleveland Abbe

When the American spirit was in its youth,
the language of America was different:
Liberty,
sir, was the primary object.
- Patrick Henry

Quality afterschool programs provide safe,
engaging and fun learning experiences to help children
and youth develop their social,
emotional, physical, cultural and academic skills.
- Debbie Stabenow

I go to school the youth to learn the future.
- Robert Frost

It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all.
- Georges Courteline

Sending our youth to war is wrong.
- Michael Berryman


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