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Funny Yoga Quotes
Funny Quotes about Yoga

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The meaning of our self is not to be found
in its separateness from God and others,
but in the ceaseless realization of yoga, of union.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Yoga's an amazing release.
- Monica Keena

I no longer say nice things about yoga.
I was doing yoga so long before everybody else.
- Jill Clayburgh

Any spirituality can be enhanced with the practice or study of yoga.
- Christy Turlington


 

It's been my experience that the longer I do yoga,
the more I want to know, the more I am able to understand
and the less judgmental I am.
- Ali MacGraw

I really wanted to share with people the day-to-day
joys that yoga can bring into one's life-not just the physical aspects.
- Christy Turlington

Ayurveda is a sister philosophy to yoga.
It is the science of life or longevity and it teaches
about the power and the cycles of nature,
as well as the elements.
- Christy Turlington


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The deeper you get into Yoga you realize it is a spiritual practice.
It's a journey I'm making.
I'm heading that way.
- Sting

I get into certain yoga positions at times,
when I'm working out and for exercises.
I use a little of it in some of my meditation,
but I chant now and that sort of replaced it.
- John Astin

I began by doing physical yoga, initially just for the workout,
as exercise.
I would get peaceful and calm at the end of it,
and I was curious about that.
- Mariel Hemingway

Though the names karma yoga and sannyasa are different,
the truth at the heart of both is the same.
- Vinoba Bhave

I started practicing Yoga at about 18.
I had a friend who was doing it and was incredibly
disciplined and meditated all the time.
- Christy Turlington

Yoga is a way to freedom.
By its constant practice, we can free ourselves from fear,
anguish and loneliness.
- Indra Devi

I don't smoke, I try to eat right, and I love doing
yoga and going for hikes with my dog.
- Sarah Chalke

Yoga is about compassion and generosity towards others.
It means being mindful of the world around us.
- Christy Turlington

Yoga is not a religion to me.
- Christy Turlington

I fell in love with doing yoga.
- Ione Skye

I mean the whole thing about meditation and yoga is
about connecting to the higher part of yourself,
and then seeing that every living thing is connected in some way.
- Gillian Anderson

I meditate and do yoga.
I sit cross-legged and try not to levitate too much.
- Jeremy Brett

I like green or brown eyes.
Tall but not overwhelmingly so.
I like men who do yoga and meditate.
- Kristin Davis

Yoga gave me the ability to calm down.
- Christy Turlington

I do Yoga.
I'd like to say I do it every morning,
but I don't, I just don't have the time.
- Radha Mitchell

Yoga teaches you how to listen to your body.
- Mariel Hemingway

A lot of people over the years have been doing yoga
and I think even more these days are expressing an interest in it.
So there are a lot of manifestations of spirituality here in town.
- Ashley Judd

More yoga in the world is what we need.
- Diane Lane

I think there's room for both private exploration and group work in Yoga.
- Sting

I fully expect to be doing yoga for the rest of my life.
- Ali MacGraw

A lot of people have questioned how yoga and their
own spiritual beliefs can come together.
Yoga actually pre-dates religion.
- Christy Turlington

Yoga introduced me to a style of meditation.
The only meditation I would have done before would
be in the writing of songs.
- Sting

I can set up shop anywhere.
I've got my oils, I've got my yoga mat and I'm good to go.
I must know good yoga classes in about 25 cities on this planet.
- Minnie Driver

I used to get nervous so I took up Yoga to help me calm down.
- Jim Sullivan

Yoga is an art and science of living.
- Indra Devi

Starting out in a beginner class and really understanding
the fundamentals of yoga is really important.
- Mariel Hemingway

I don't do yoga.
I bite the hella outta my nails.
I smoke, I eat all the wrong food, I don't exercise.
- Lisa Marie Presley

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it.
- Sting

Yoga has reinforced and grounded my own spiritual beliefs.
- Christy Turlington

Yoga is a life-saver.
- Ione Skye

Yoga is a great thing and meditation is also great
to get connected to yourself more.
- Ziggy Marley

I've done yoga, and I want to start Pilates soon.
- Monica Keena

Like Yoga, the spiritual life is actually very difficult.
- Sting

Yoga means union, in all its significances and dimensions.
- Indra Devi

Yoga has brought me closer to myself.
It's helped me realize the interconnectedness of the mind,
body and spirit, in the Buddhist sense of the word.
- Christy Turlington

Yoga is wonderful.
It clears up most health problems.
It also gives you an overview.
- Helen Reddy

I was really involved with other people's opinions of me,
and it got heightened during my film career.
I don't have any opinion, good or bad about it,
it just was.
It's not the way I feel now, and I think yoga has a lot to do with that.
- Ali MacGraw

I need something to do when I'm not working,
or I crawl up the walls.
So I've just taken up kung fu.
I was looking for some kind of calming,
relaxing activity.
I tried yoga, but it wasn't really me.
- Ian Hart

I did kung fu up until two weeks before Benjamin was born,
and yoga three days a week.
I think a lot of people get pregnant and decide they
can turn into garbage disposals.
I was mindful about what I ate, and I gained only 30 pounds.
- Gisele Bundchen

With a lot of hair and make-up then I'm possibly,
remotely attractive.
But it's rare, I don't think I'm ugly but I'm nothing particularly special.
I'm not a yoga and health girl.
I don't exercise that much and I eat crap and smoke and bite my nails.
- Lisa Marie Presley

I wanted to share the experience of how yoga and meditation
have transformed my life,
how they have enabled me to observe who I am,
first in my body, and then emotionally,
and on to a kind of spiritual path.
- Mariel Hemingway

For me, first, it's finding quiet in my life -
and I do that through yoga and meditation.
It's also been a matter of changing the way I eat,
because I think what we eat can inform who we are;
food is a chemical and a drug to a certain extent.
- Mariel Hemingway

A lot of exercise is mindless; you can have music or
the radio on and not be aware.
But if you're aware in anything you do -
and it doesn't have to be yoga -
it changes you.
Being present changes you.
- Mariel Hemingway

You wanna know the meaning of life?
Fugedaboudit - It ain't happnin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
- George Carlin

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is
whatever you ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

Time, like life itself, has no inherent meaning.
We give our own meaning to time as to life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The true meaning of life is to plant trees,
under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
- Nelson Henderson

The word "happiness" would lose its meaning
if it were not balanced by sadness.
- Carl Jung

The River of Life has no meaning,
no good, no bad, no better, no worse,
no love, no hate, no fear, no anger, no joy.
The River of Life has no judgment, no expectation.
The River of Life just IS.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I don't believe people are looking for the meaning of life
as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive.
- Joseph Campbell

"To know" is to know that you know nothing.
That is the meaning of true knowledge.
- Confucius

The meaning of Life is whatever we Choose.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There is no meaning to life except the meaning man
gives his life by the unfolding of his powers.
- Erich Fromm

There are many truths of which the full meaning cannot
be realized until personal experience has brought it home.
- John Stuart Mill

It all depends on how we look at things,
and not on how things are in themselves.
The least of things with a meaning
is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
- Carl Jung

Friendship...
is not something you learn in school.
But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship,
you really haven't learned anything.
- Muhammad Ali

"Think simple" as my old master used to say -
meaning reduce the whole of its parts
into the simplest terms,
getting back to first principles.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

To love. To be loved. To never forget your own insignificance. To never get used to the unspeakable violence and the vulgar disparity of life around you. To seek joy in the saddest places. To pursue beauty to its lair. To never simplify what is complicated or complicate what is simple. To respect strength, never power. Above all, to watch. To try to understand. To never look away. And never, never, to forget.
- Arundhati Roy

See life as ugly and painful - if you choose,
or see it as beautiful and joyful.
There is no inherent meaning in life.
We give life its meaning.
It's our Choice.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Know that time, like life itself, has no inherent meaning.
You give your own meaning to time, as to life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A man has made at least a start on discovering the
meaning of human life when he plants shade trees under
which he knows full well he will never sit.
- D. Elton Trueblood

Love is the ultimate meaning of everything around us.
Love is not a mere sentiment.
Love is the ultimate truth at the heart of creation.
- Rabindranath Tagore

It is not what we get.
But who we become, what we contribute...
that gives meaning to our lives.
- Tony Robbins


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