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If a man is called to be a street sweeper,
he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted,
or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry.
He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts
of heaven and earth will pause to say,
here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
- A. Whitney Brown

I don't think my wife likes me very much,
when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
- Frank Carson

It was my 16th birthday - my mom and dad gave me my
Goya classical guitar that day.
I sat down, wrote this song, and I just knew that that
was the only thing I could ever really do -
write songs and sing them to people.
- Stevie Nicks


 

Before trying a novel I wrote a couple of plays.
- James Merrill

I wrote a few children's books...
not on purpose.
- Steven Wright

No writer of a portion of the Bible was perfect.
It was the direct and miraculous operation of the Holy
Spirit that what they wrote is without mistake.
- Walter Lang


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If you are feeling something, then Shakespeare felt it and wrote about it -
and wrote about it so eloquently.
- Richard McCabe

Our founders got it right when they wrote in the Declaration
of Independence that our rights come from nature and nature's God,
not from government.
- Paul Ryan

When Ronald Reagan was elected I was on a bus traveling with a band in France.
I wrote a little arrangement of The Star Spangled Banner in a minor key.
- Carla Bley

This book was company for me - I wrote these things when I was in hotels,
far from where I normally live.
I never intended to publish it.
- Catherine Deneuve

I never fantasized or invented a thing,
not one thing.
I knew every single thing I ever wrote about.
- Marguerite Young

For me, the original play becomes an historical document:
This is where I was when I wrote it,
and I have to move on now to something else.
- August Wilson

And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote.
I got the money to do it, and I would star and all,
because of being on Howard.
- Artie Lange

I was about 13, in some ways, when I wrote the first book.
Approximately 18 when I wrote the second.
- Jonathan Franzen

Once I was condemned to three months' absolute silence.
As I could not speak, I wrote a book.
- Nana Mouskouri

I wrote a million words in the first year,
and I could never have done that outside of prison.
- Jeffrey Archer

Morrissey wrote a really gorgeous song for me.
I'm crazy for that man.
And he thinks I'm hip!
- Nancy Sinatra

Somebody wrote a script around us, but Dustin Abraham came with the best one.
- Method Man

I always wrote about things that were important to me.
I think our past success showed that it was also important for a lot of others.
- Gavin Rossdale

I have written a few children's books.
The first book that I wrote was for children.
It was called "The Package", and it was a mystery story in pictures.
It had no words.
- Laurie Anderson

You made a lot of mistakes, and you wrote a lot of crap.
But it was all part of the learning process.
- Cynthia Weil

When I was 5, my mother threw a party,
and a friend and I wrote and performed a play called The Dutch Doll.
- Mira Sorvino

Homer was able to give us no information relating to the truth,
for he wrote of human rather than divine things.
- Lactantius

Mozart wrote so many works in his thirty-five years
that it would take a lifetime just to write out the notes.
We literally do not know how he did it.
- Lukas Foss

Many books require no thought from those who read them,
and for a very simple reason; they made no such demand
upon those who wrote them.
- Charles Caleb Colton

You know, one of the only times I ever wrote about
art was the obituary of Warhol that I did for the Village Voice.
- Barbara Kruger

I just wrote a book, but don't go out and buy it yet,
because I don't think it's finished yet.
- Lawrence Welk

Around 1967 Dan Bobrow wrote a program to do algebra
problems based on symbols rather than numbers.
- Marvin Minsky

And he said that he wrote the Bond character based
on the character of David Niven.
That's how he saw Bond.
- Val Guest

I wrote most of these songs right before the end.
A lot of these songs are about that.
Even if it's not direct, you can feel the beginning
of the end of the breakup in these songs.
- Gene Ween

Although a madman, Norton wrote letters to Abraham
Lincoln and Queen Victoria which they took seriously.
- Kerry Thornley

I wrote the Brotherhood song for no money out of my
deep feelings about humanity,
and because I was flattered that whatever talents I had,
had been recognized.
- Tom Glazer

The first comedy screenplay that I wrote was Animal
House and I always thought I could and should be a
director but no one was about to give me that opportunity on Animal House.
- Harold Ramis

About 40 years ago I had an experience where I wrote a tract.
- Tim LaHaye

If the writing is honest it cannot be separated from the man who wrote it.
- Tennessee Williams

Raymond Chandler once wrote that Dashiell Hammett gave
murder back to the people who really committed it.
- James Ellroy

I don't see myself as the boss.
I sing and write the songs, and it would feel strange
if somebody else wrote the lyrics I sang.
- Gavin Rossdale

I've had three novels published, and I was working
a little bit in theater in Ireland.
I wrote one film script just to see what it would turn out like.
- Neil Jordan

You know, after filming the movie the book was still just as big.
I think it was actually bigger.
I think Stephen King went back and wrote extra pages.
He's fantastic.
- Timothy Olyphant

When I record somebody else's song, I have to make
it my own or it doesn't feel right.
I'll say to myself, I wrote this and he doesn't know it!
- Johnny Cash

I wrote a lot in study hall to while away the hours.
- James Welch

As for action movies, I did Tarzan, and I'm also about to shoot Meltdown,
which John Carpenter wrote.
- Casper Van Dien

We just wrote songs that seemed good to us.
We wrote the album in like two weeks.
We could have had more time, but we accomplished what
we needed to in the two weeks.
- Travis Barker

If I wrote a musical it wouldn't be about me.
Although I do some magic, so it would probably be about
a magician who appeared and re-appeared all over the place.
- Neil Patrick Harris

If you wrote a novel in South Africa which didn't concern the central issues,
it wouldn't be worth publishing.
- Alan Paton

I write short stories, and I wrote a play.
- Rita Dove

First of all, Shakespeare is about pleasure and interest.
He was from the first moment he actually wrote something for the stage,
and he remains so.
- Stephen Greenblatt

Then on to all the terrific american songwriters,
from Tin Pan Alley to the Beatles, from Bob Dylan to Paul Simon.
Whoever wrote and sang in the song form I have appreciated.
- Tom Chapin

LOVE LETTERS TO YOURSELF
This is taken from a love letter (a gentle reminder)
I wrote to myself recently.
Live in your joy today.
Be authentic. Love yourself. First.
Love others from your own abundance.
Life Changes. Circumstances change.
Sometimes you try to fit your old way
of being into new circumstances
rather than becoming new yourself.
Embrace transformation as an opportunity.
And keep on writing love letters to yourself.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I always wrote; my first story was published in the
magazine The American Girl when I was 11.
- Sara Paretsky

Since I wrote to you last we have got our chapel beautifully
lighted with gas and have had our anniversary.
- John Hawley

Peace Train is a song I wrote, the message of which
continues to breeze thunderously through the hearts
of millions of human beings.
- Cat Stevens

The first poem I ever wrote, about loss,
when I was 5 years old, expressed the themes of everything I would ever write.
- Marguerite Young

In that long sequence, when Lawrence enters in the
desert to rescue a lost man,
Lean listened the music I wrote and wanted to extend
the scene to let my work stay completely.
- Maurice Jarre

I wrote The Green Eye of the Little Yellow God in five hours,
but I had it all planned out.
It isn't poetry and it does not pretend to be,
but it does what it sets out to do.
- J. Milton Hayes

John wrote with a very deep love for the human race
and a concern for its future.
- Yoko Ono

What is wonderful about great literature is that it
transforms the man who reads it towards the condition of the man who wrote.
- E. M. Forster

People are quite shocked when you remind them that
Elvis Presley and Frank Sinatra never wrote a song
that they recorded in their lives,
as far as I know.
- Robert Wyatt

I wrote my thesis on the benefits of war and very near
got thrown out of college.
But I can show you where the greatest advancement of
mankind comes under stress and strain,
not comfort.
- Don Young

The idea that I wrote something that stood for the way I feel about things,
and that it lasts, that's probably my favorite thing that I've done.
- Jackson Browne

I got about 6037 songs I wrote myself and I'm trying
to get them on the market and I just wish people could
hear them and stuff but they'll do pretty good.
- Hasil Adkins

As soon as I was old enough to drive,
I got a job at a local newspaper.
There was someone who influenced me.
He wrote a column for The Guardian from this tiny village in India.
- Nicholas D. Kristof

I write from my imagination, not from what I've read
in books or seen on TV or to make money.
I wrote from an idea I was passionate about.
- Dirk Benedict

My Brilliant Career was beautifully directed,
but I had a bit of trouble with myself in it.
It was a silly script, based on a book this 16-year-old girl wrote.
- Judy Davis

See, I never wrote arrangements for the band for Judy Garland;
I did strictly special material,
special lyrics, put together all of her medleys.
- Mel Torme

I wrote some bad poetry that I published in North African journals,
but even as I withdrew into this reading,
I also led the life of a kind of young hooligan.
- Jacques Derrida

And we had our own laws.
I mean, I wrote them.
And we had our own customs, and traditions,
and proprieties.
- James Stockdale

Capote wrote every day.
He said that's the only way, you have to sit down every day and do it.
- Debbie Harry

I was one of those dark, quiet kids that wrote poetry.
- Rick Springfield

For what I wrote that started this whole controversy,
I deserved to be criticized, and I felt bad about writing it.
I felt bad mainly as a writer and a thinker.
- Gregg Easterbrook


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